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  1. 03-12-2011, 05:30 AM #1
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    Help me pick out my date for tonight.............

    .........I've started enough babe threads. You can help out ol' Roman here by posting some pics of babes for me to select for my date tonight. For tonights entertainment, I'll pick her up on my Harley and we'll go riding for a little moonlight serenade, a glass of wine before dinner, then to a fine seafood restaurant for a light meal and another glass of wine. After dinner, we'll walk through the park and down to a little jazz club I know by the beach. When we tire of that, we can go splash in the ocean under the moon. Before we go, we can sit on the bench, her feet in my lap, and I'll gently rub the sand away. As this is a first date, and I'm a gentleman, I'll drop her off at her place, and maybe, if I'm lucky, a good night kiss. =)
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    shes waiting...
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  3. 03-12-2011, 05:35 AM #3
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    oops! reposting costs you $1... I've seen this one at least 4 times
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    why not take out the same girl you did last weekend
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    Well I would recommend Kawi.But she can get a little aggressive.She isnt the type to take no for an answer.There have been rumors of several cases of date rape.But the victims where always to scared to talk.So may I recommend some one loke Cal or maybe qbrice.I here they are a lil more gentle
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    that aint for me, is it? I'm entitled to a social life, even if it is a virtual one?

    so instead of something reasonable, i get reposts, girls that have more hair in their pits than I'd care to look at, and now a hottie (slimmer) waggin her finger at me.....

    .... man, we got a rough crowd here tonight folks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    that aint for me, is it? I'm entitled to a social life, even if it is a virtual one?

    so instead of something reasonable, i get reposts, girls that have more hair in their pits than I'd care to look at, and now a hottie (slimmer) waggin her finger at me.....

    .... man, we got a rough crowd here tonight folks!
    YEP! for you......
    tough love......
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    tough love? hell, tough love is easy... at least I can feel the love!

    I don't feel sh1t here~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    tough love? hell, tough love is easy... at least I can feel the love!

    I don't feel sh1t here~
    1....you are a married man
    2....?

    YOU ARE LOVED HERE!!! SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    1....you are a married man
    2....?

    YOU ARE LOVED HERE!!! SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!
    yeah, I am married. But it aint screwin around, to quote my buddy Hill Billy, if it's just an innappropriate relationship? j/k.... i aint that dense

    and what does... 2....? mean? cuz I'm old fat and ugly? Well, i'm not there yet, but if I can lose a few more pounds, then maybe.... a fella can hope, can't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I can give you love that you'll feel.
    first, ya gotta travel ten thousand miles
    second, ya gotta find me
    third, I got 6 guards with AK-47's that will shoot you on site

    but it's nice in Kabul this time of the year =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yeah, I am married. But it aint screwin around, to quote my buddy Hill Billy, if it's just an innappropriate relationship? j/k.... i aint that dense

    and what does... 2....? mean? cuz I'm old fat and ugly? Well, i'm not there yet, but if I can lose a few more pounds, then maybe.... a fella can hope, can't he?
    there is no number 2......just a repeat of number one! as an emphasis!
    and the sooner you guess my avy/avi......I will switch it back!
    and I have a mental block about when to use avy/avi even after your explanation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    first, ya gotta travel ten thousand miles
    second, ya gotta find me
    third, I got 6 guards with AK-47's that will shoot you on site

    but it's nice in Kabul this time of the year =)
    Are the guards hot ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Are the guards hot ?
    well, half probably don't wear underwear.
    half probably only brush their teeth once in awhile
    half wipe their asss with their left hand
    most don't read or write
    half probably have intenstinal parasites
    none use deodarant

    so, yeah, it's a meat market out here for you DSM =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    there is no number 2......just a repeat of number one! as an emphasis!
    and the sooner you guess my avy/avi......I will switch it back!
    and I have a mental block about when to use avy/avi even after your explanation


    ouch baby doll! why ya wanna do me like that? you know I was just messin with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post


    why not take out the same girl you did last weekend
    Nice.
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    Here you go Roman.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f87_1187248076

    P.S. Local girls.
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    Also from Afghanistan.
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    Let us know if you see any local, indigenous population like these.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    i find her hot ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldnsedentary View Post


    Also from Afghanistan.
    Grrrrrrrrr!!

    very hot. unfortunately, I haven't seen anyone like her here yet =(
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