I was watching TV last night about the Bermuda Triangle "mysteries". This one bloke flew his small plane through some kind of horizontal funnel cloud, came out the other side, and said he went 100 miles in three minutes... therefore, he musta went through a time warp! Really? and then the story continues that this horizontal funnel cloud must have been created by some dark matter and folded up space / time so that there was some kind of a worm hole allowing him to travel 2000mph instead of the 200mph his plane was rated at.
So I'm totally taking all this in.... eating popcorn... yeah man, that's it... this stuff must be for real!