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    Who had/have stage 5 clinger?

    If you dont know what stage 5 clinger is dont bother looking u never had one.......

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    A turd?

    Where you have to shake it all about !

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    I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"
    if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....
    I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

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    I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.
    hahaha....i know its fun to watch.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.
    how u get rid of her?

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    I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
    I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

    xox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
    I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

    xox
    I am good at it i think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    how u get rid of her?
    I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

    Agreed...two totally different perspectives and ideologies in life to meld well.

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    definitely agree with cougar relationship. i was up front with her, and the next thing i knew, she attacked! loved every minute of it! and, we have a good relationship. i still call her for advice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    i did wait, i even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. Feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.
    ahah!!

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    oh yeah, had a clinger some years back, but i asked for it. i egged her on a bit, but she wouldn't listen. she even bothered my lil bro. i told him to watch out, she may be a kamikaze!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Cals last klinger

    she was tight where it mattered.....

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    first time tight, 2nd time I like

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    You two are fawked! lol

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    not me so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    not me so much
    Cal can turn that around for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Cal can turn that around for ya
    I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly
    Thats not what I heard you did.......

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    Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Thats not what I heard you did.......
    you talking about the moustache ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Thats not what I heard you did.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you talking about the moustache ride?
    i think u 2 have a secret crush on me...I dont swing guy's route unless its DSM but Kawi we should talk....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

    Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i think u 2 have a secret crush on me...I dont swing guy's route unless its DSM but Kawi we should talk....lol
    If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch
    he is one of my bitches.....he doesnt need to know I tend to keep him in line

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    cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine
    Cal><DSM

    ........^KP^


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!
    Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

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    lol on the cougar story. had a girl from new york that kept calling n texting me everyday for 5 months, every other text was another pic between her legs or her chest, she even left dirty voicemails.......she too was 37 with a kid......i guess it was partly my fault since i look the same age as her lol

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    I've had 2. Just cut ties. I still think they vodo vexed me. They were back to back and since then I've had shit luck. Maybe I should try to find them and apologize ............. na fuc it, they were crazy bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch
    I read kick as "lick" and was like "damn I see a threeway lining up." lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.
    very true

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine
    i dont want her permanently just borrowing her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Cal><DSM

    ........^KP^


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    my dick just went inwards thanks for that

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    like a little girl???? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.
    Always gets me in trouble ALWAYS

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