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    Watched "Machete" last night

    This movie is fvcking awesome. Typcial Robert Rodriguez film. A lot of gore, action, sex, violence, and some twisted shit. One of my favorite. All star cast line up too---Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Cheech Martin, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba. I give it an A+++

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    I want to see it. My wife...not so much. I will eventually catch it on cable. I like Danny Trejo.

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    ^yeah he's a good actor. Most people know him as "Oh he was that guy that was in __________" and don't know his name. He's been in several films. I loved his roll in Dusk Till Dawn as the bartender though.

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    i like danny trejo but that show had me yawning after 30mins im afraid.

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    Awesome movie... watched it at a pre-screening and it was just what I needed, lame comedy, eccentric acting, violence, boobies and of course, Steven Seagal

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    i like danny trejo but that show had me yawning after 30mins im afraid.
    Agree with Dec^^^ The gore was good but the acting made it a low grade B movie at best, straight to pay per wiew. I was surprised the acting wasnt better with both Deniro and Seagal in it. and Lindsey Lohan took off all her clothes and that was the end of her acting ability in this movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Agree with Dec^^^ The gore was good but the acting made it a low grade B movie at best, straight to pay per wiew. I was surprised the acting wasnt better with both Deniro and Seagal in it. and Lindsey Lohan took off all her clothes and that was the end of her acting ability in this movie.
    oh, theres another reason i didnt like it much, cant stand tht toolbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    oh, theres another reason i didnt like it much, cant stand tht toolbag.
    careful, he might eat you...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    careful, he might eat you...

    He's starting to get the Marlon Brando look.

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    yea he's getting big

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    Want to see this. Maybe this week while I am on vacation. My fiance is not interested in it so I could watch it while she is at work.

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    The film was deliberately made to be like a Grade B movie.

    It's a homage to cheesey 70's exploitation films.

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    It was just OK for me. Had some cool/funny/interesting parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    The film was deliberately made to be like a Grade B movie.

    It's a homage to cheesey 70's exploitation films.
    yeah i know, but its boring

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    Everyone should tour a large hispanic neighborhood at night.

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    I did not really like it that much, probably because its purpose was more to be fun and entertaining than smart.

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    I dont like smart movies, I dont understand them

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