Joke of the day (Monday: March 10)

[KunipshunFit]

First... Cycleon - I love Terinox's new title! That shit rocks!

now for the joke...inspired by the comments of France in regards to the soon to be war with Iraq.

My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right
now is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw

"The French announced today that they would not help
us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't
even help us remove Hitler from France."
-Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to
convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France
asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a
German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.
-unknown

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals.
France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen,
and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
-Mark Twain

Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who
lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell
them we found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ..... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The Army

Q. How do you stop a french Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.

Q. how many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is:
"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."

[jeffylyte]

hey! my grandmother was french!

how many gears does a french tank have?

4 in reverse and 1 forward incase they get attacked from the rear!

[Terinox]

Good one Kunip! Especially the Frenchman in Canada

[pcity]

lol