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Ask a stupid question....
Here is an idea i picked uo somewhere....
The idea is, one person asks a question, one that is simple to answer, and posts it. Someone then replies to that post, answers the question with a suitably silly answer, and then posts their own question...
I'll start...
Why is Football callled Football in the US, evn though it doesnt have anyhing to do with kicking the ball?
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Since when is punting not kicking the ball? Or field goals? Or Kickoffs?Originally posted by tolinka
Here is an idea i picked uo somewhere....
The idea is, one person asks a question, one that is simple to answer, and posts it. Someone then replies to that post, answers the question with a suitably silly answer, and then posts their own question...
I'll start...
Why is Football callled Football in the US, evn though it doesnt have anyhing to do with kicking the ball?
You mean like that?
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Why are there field goals in basketball when its played on a court?Originally posted by Got Gear?
Since when is punting not kicking the ball? Or field goals? Or Kickoffs?
You mean like that?
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why do i suddenly have the urge to play croquet?Originally posted by mammoth
Why are there field goals in basketball when its played on a court?
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A:Bcause you are bunch of dumbasses....Originally posted by daem
why do i suddenly have the urge to play croquet?
(it doesnt go like this i ask a q...you give an answer...and ask you own stupid q....)
Q: Why are you so dumb?
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because i eat paint chips!!
Why are apartments called apart when theyre so close together?
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they are called apartments because tooclosements just doesn't roll off the tongue
if dick would slap g in the head while g masturbated, would g go blind?
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No i would.
why would G need to masterbate?
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hey, he said easy questions rage control!
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Because with a mullet, no license, and a fixation with small furry animals with large nuts he probably hasn't been laid since Reagan was president?
Why did I post on this thread?
Note: Big G after reading this thread I sent myself a warning PM reminding myself of the no flame policy. I have promised to never do it again. I will be watching me to make sure it doesn't happen again or I will ban myself.
Last edited by Rickson; 03-12-2003 at 12:51 AM.
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Because you were bored!!Originally posted by Rickson
Why did I post on this thread?
Why do people turn down the radio in their car when they are looking for an addres?
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using more then one sense at a time requires too much work, why is burger king trying to sell tacos and baked potatos?? they are a burger place.....Originally posted by Terinox
Because you were bored!!
Why do people turn down the radio in their car when they are looking for an addres?
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Because there burgers suck and they have to make money some how!!
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Because people are dumb!Originally posted by mammoth
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Question: Why isn't there more clorine in the gene pool?
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Because clorine is useless......Originally posted by Got Gear?
Because people are dumb!
Question: Why isn't there more clorine in the gene pool?
Why isnt weed legalized?
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so the government can collect taxes on the war on drugs.Originally posted by tolinka
Because clorine is useless......
Why isnt weed legalized?
what came first the chicken or the egg???
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It will be soon enough (at least in Canada).Originally posted by tolinka
Because clorine is useless......
Why isnt weed legalized?
Why the hell does the chicken always cross the road?
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how come a girl can go out with a ugly fat guy for money, but i find it digusting if i go out with a fat girl for money (WICH I DONT!) so do women have less morals?
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Its all about the bling....Originally posted by Decoder
how come a girl can go out with a ugly fat guy for money, but i find it digusting if i go out with a fat girl for money (WICH I DONT!) so do women have less morals?
Why am i?
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because its funny to picture an attractive guy with a woman like anna nicole smith...Originally posted by tolinka
Why am i
why can't i get my own damn television show?
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how did my name come up in this thread???? r u guys tryin to hint somthin to me???? LOOK>>>>>written in ricksons post reply:Note: Big G after reading this thread I sent myself a warning PM reminding myself of the no flame policy. I have promised to never do it again. I will be watching me to make sure it doesn't happen again or I will ban myself. (what did i do?? I like this board!)
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just bustin your balls bro, you and dick crack me up so i thought i would make a jokewe heart you nonetheless
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ok, ask a stupid question post...........hmmmm...........i cant think of one. Must be to stupid!
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Because nobody likes you, and you have no talentOriginally posted by daem
because its funny to picture an attractive guy with a woman like anna nicole smith...
why can't i get my own damn television show?
How come some girls can handle facials while others can't?
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cuz some love to be blessed with the face paintin.
How come "my little pony princess" can't get laid! teeheehee J/K
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Hey, that's a good question! Why can't "my little pony princess" get laid?!?Originally posted by FireFighter
cuz some love to be blessed with the face paintin.
How come "my little pony princess" can't get laid! teeheehee J/K
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Because spending hours upon hours on AR has diluted your social skills to the point that even Toronto women find you "lacking"....i'm gonna take heat for that one I'm sure.Originally posted by Terinox
Hey, that's a good question! Why can't "my little pony princess" get laid?!?
Why has EVERY stupid thing I've ever done in my entire life revolved around a female?
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because no matter what you do or how good you do it...its never enough for them and they put you down to the thought that you fucked up....Originally posted by BigGreen
Because spending hours upon hours on AR has diluted your social skills to the point that even Toronto women find you "lacking"....i'm gonna take heat for that one I'm sure.
Why has EVERY stupid thing I've ever done in my entire life revolved around a female?
How can be more self counscios and confident of the things i do?
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I still cant think of a stupid question????
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ican im druinkQ@ soo if we are at war! and there is no peace how didi geta ticket tonightfor distrubing the peafce!Q?
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wait i think i got one............nope it slipped....
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So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me and I say: 'Hey Lama, hey how about a little something, you know, for the effort?' And he says: 'There'll be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I've got that going for me, which is nice."Originally posted by tolinka
because no matter what you do or how good you do it...its never enough for them and they put you down to the thought that you fucked up....
How can be more self counscios and confident of the things i do?
if a woman crashes a car and noone sees it happen, is she still a bad driver?
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yup! all woman drivers blow
whats the sound of a person with one arm clapping?
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Originally posted by FireFighter
yup! all woman drivers blow
whats the sound of a person with one arm clapping?
Sounds about the same as one man slapping his cock on the table!
How come everything good in life is so hard to get? And why the fuck can't I win the lottery?
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Because if everyone had it, it wouldnt' be good. Thus, our definition of "good" is clearly relative, not subjective, and is based on scarcity rather than inherent value. As to number two, you do know you have to buy a ticket to win, right? They don't just randomly pick people from the population.Originally posted by Terinox
Sounds about the same as one man slapping his cock on the table!
How come everything good in life is so hard to get? And why the fuck can't I win the lottery?
Okay, why do i feel worse when I read in the paper that a dog I don't know was hit by a car and killed then I do when I hear about the same thing happening to a human I don't know?
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Because you are a SICK SICK bastard!!!Originally posted by BigGreen
Because if everyone had it, it wouldnt' be good. Thus, our definition of "good" is clearly relative, not subjective, and is based on scarcity rather than inherent value. As to number two, you do know you have to buy a ticket to win, right? They don't just randomly pick people from the population.
Okay, why do i feel worse when I read in the paper that a dog I don't know was hit by a car and killed then I do when I hear about the same thing happening to a human I don't know?
WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE TRIX RABBIT EVER GET ANY FUCKEN CEREAL FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
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silly rabbit, trix are for kids!
why do i think they're always after me lucky charms?
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Damn, it wanted to say it was because you're short, but your profile derails that one. So, my final answer is: you're paranoid to a degree that constitues delusion...the feds are monitoring your posts, the CIA is monitoring your phone calls, and, of course, Major League Baseball has a satellite that reads your thoughts.
Why am I such a hopeless romantic?
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Originally posted by BigGreen
Damn, it wanted to say it was because you're short, but your profile derails that one. So, my final answer is: you're paranoid to a degree that constitues delusion...the feds are monitoring your posts, the CIA is monitoring your phone calls, and, of course, Major League Baseball has a satellite that reads your thoughts.
Why am I such a hopeless romantic?
Glad to see you enjoy the simpsons too
You are a hopeless romantic because you do not have enough experience yet. Try masturbating more on your own, it will help. Also, there are tons of books to read that will improve your romance, give it a go.
BUT WHY ARE TRIX ONLY FOR KIDS?!?
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Why do I have a big penis?
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