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    How to Pet your Kitty






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    LOL! step 5.........

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    haha

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    So...what if you have a monkey....do the same rules apply?

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    that is exactly true... Ive had cats all my life.

    wheres the part about nose rubs? ear rubs? the brow between the eyes???

    most cats love that too ...

    you have to start doing it breifly and slowly to break the kitty in, for her to understand its not an attach.

    once kitty is broken in... she will actually look for that

    a serious ear rub results in kitty falling over onto her side and soaking it up, purring of course

    oh, I almost forgot! scratching the top of kittys head. take you hand, thumb closest to her face and fingers on the back topside of her head and bring fingers and thumb together repeatedly. kitty will love this, and it will generally turn into kitty twisting head for the ear rub and on her side.

    kitty nips tells you she loves you, so just go with it.

    And................. one more thing:

    grabbing kitty by the scruff of the neck just for a few moments, in a gentle motion and moving your hand side to side is a way to let kitty know you love her. has to do with when it she a kitten and the mother would pick her up that way. if kitty is not used to this, must break her in slowly otherwise she will think she is in trouble.

    bad kitty... tap nose several times and speak your displeasure, dont yell. just a stern voice. if this doesnt work on the first try repeat. if not on second repeat again and again

    kitty still does not get the picture, gently pull tail in little tugs. she Will learn.

    never hit kitty.

    thats my 2 cents on kittys
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    lol so true, my pixiebob tom has paws the size of a dog and claws like an eagle, he sucks you in with the belly rub and its bye bye forearm skin!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    So...what if you have a monkey....do the same rules apply?
    spank it!!

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    I like kitty's that are shaved.


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    it really was a post about petting an actual pvssy ...hmmmm oh well

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    That was great.

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    That is soooo true! Lol

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    Why the fvck do you pet your kitty? Leave it outside, let it in only when you want some distraction for a few minutes then throw it back outside where it belongs.



































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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    he sucks you in with the belly rub and its bye bye foreskin!!!
    dude, what do you try doing with your cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    dude, what do you try doing with your cat?
    lol, dirtbag

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    i am pretty sure there is a hidden message in there......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i am pretty sure there is a hidden message in there......
    whatever can you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    my pixiebob tom he sucks you in with the belly rub and its bye bye my shrivelled up foreskin!!!
    your a real sick one

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    thats some funny shit kp although my sick perverted mind envisioned something entirely different comming from you....i have 2 cats and a daughter that is always getting scratched by them cus she has trouble being gentle with them so im going to print this out and give it to her...thanx...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    thats some funny shit kp although my sick perverted mind envisioned something entirely different comming from you....i have 2 cats and a daughter that is always getting scratched by them cus she has trouble being gentle with them so im going to print this out and give it to her...thanx...
    Hopefully she does not understand the true meaning and prove to be smarter than dad. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Hopefully she does not understand the true meaning and prove to be smarter than dad. LOL
    ha ha ha...prick! i get it man...... but on a side note it is a good idiots guide for how to handle a cat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ha ha ha...prick! i get it man...... but on a side note it is a good idiots guide for how to handle a cat...
    I know you do but I couldn't go off character and NOT be a prick and let it go unsaid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I know you do but I couldn't go off character and NOT be a prick and let it go unsaid.
    its all good my friend....and it was funny...

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    wow, this thread stayed serious for quite a while... people should know me better by now

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