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    Pick up lines...

    Guys post good or hilarious(bad) pick up lines...

    Can I have your phone number I lost mine...

    Are you religious? cause you ve answered all my prayers

    I want to **** you so bad..... Ill suck a fart out of your ass and take it like a bong hit...

    my number is 12 digits....


    just shit like that lol

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    There was a thread about this just two months ago or so.. never been a fan of pick up lines myself just use the ol' hey my names ________ how's it going?

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    I was in Vegas a few weeks ago with my buddy who is newly single after about six years. He was hammered, and spits the worst game in the world as it is.... Anyway we're creepin around at about 3:30 in the morning, looking for the leftovers, when we spot a couple chicks. I was in better shape than he, so he sent me up to grab a hold of them..... I start the usual "What are your names? Where are you from?" blah blah blah and my buddy walked up and is now standing slightly behind us (we're on a moving walkway) not saying a word. The cute girl standing right next to me then asks a question, and my drunk friend shoots out the best pickup line in his arsenal:

    Cute Girl: What are you guys up to?

    Drunk Friend: Honestly? Following you.

    Cute Girl: That's really creepy.

    It was probably funnier if you were there.

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    Let's play house. You can be the door and I'll come home and slam you.

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    Fvck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

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    I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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    Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that asss!

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    This thread just wouldn't be right if I didn't say it.


    Get ready here it comes....





    Does this smell like chloroform? Lol

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    Hey girl, wanna go halves on a baby?

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    Hey baby, you into big cocks?

    ...no?

    Good, come with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    Fvck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?


    Lol that ones pretty funny

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    Let's get drunk and do things you'll regret in the morning....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Let's get drunk and do things you'll regret in the morning....
    i get them when they are half drunk....apprantly its easy to fvck fatties when they are passed out
    i am going to steal reed's line

    me : hi
    cute girl : i have a bouyfriend
    me: I have birds
    cute girl what?
    me oh i thought we were talking about things that doesnt matter

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    Sit on my face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Sit on my face and fart.
    DSM seriously?

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    Im busted.

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    You ring my bell!

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    when me and JBM hang out we normally go to girl and ask Chinese or east indian......once girl said both we ended up DP ing her

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    Never been a line man.

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    I was in inland Florida one time in this kinda poor area and was in this bar feeling kinda out of place because I was well dressed and all of a sudden this nice looking girl smiled at me so I turned to her and said "How you doing I am Rich" to which she replied "So you think that means I am gonna go out with you, you asshole!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    Never been a line man.
    we should hang out

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    we should hang out
    Ill tag along.

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    -"Uīre pretty! U must have some Norwegian in you?"

    -"No, I donīt"

    -"U want some?"


    Works everytime...I swear!
    Last edited by Flier; 04-09-2011 at 11:14 AM.

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    hey baby lets go get some pizza and ****!.....what? you dont like pizza!....instant winner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    hey baby lets go get some pizza and ****!.....what? you dont like pizza!....instant winner...
    when was the last time u used that line and it worked in 1980?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    when me and JBM hang out we normally go to girl and ask Chinese or east indian......once girl said both we ended up DP ing her
    lololol!

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    wanna have sex with me?

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