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    I think i might made the biggest mistake of my life......

    I am officially a NJ resident.

    I already received a letter in the mail stating that by law i must:
    1) Spike my hair
    2) Spray myself orange
    3) Drive like an idiot
    4) Watch Jersey Shore

    Only thing that makes this all worth it is the fact that i will be closer to Haz.

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    I just got off the phone with Haz.We have a plan.Before you know it you will be applying for a drivers lic in Sitka Alaska.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    I just got off the phone with Haz.We have a plan.Before you know it you will be applying for a drivers lic in Sitka Alaska.
    Is that where you are waiting to wrestle Haz in baby oil for me ?

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    Shhhhh !

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    *facepalm*

    NJ grows on you..... best state ever and it also happens to be the steroid capitol of the united states

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    As long as you don't start blowing dudes, you'll be ok.

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    You going to audition for a part on JS?

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    god, really?...forced to watch jersy shore?... thats some kind of sick mid-evil torcher shit wtf....id rather rip my eyes from there sockets...

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    why does that little fat chick have a place in tv?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    why does that little fat chick have a place in tv?
    wait Jersy shore has a fat chick???

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    is that who you are talking about???? too short for my liking she will work for you KP make you look bigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post


    is that who you are talking about???? too short for my liking she will work for you KP make you look bigger
    no she wont, she weighs more than I do

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    god, really?...forced to watch jersy shore?... thats some kind of sick mid-evil torcher shit wtf....id rather rip my eyes from there sockets...
    NJ has banned all intelligent TV broadcasting and replaced it with Jersey Shore. Haz we are having a house warming bareback party. Your coming ?

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    keeps the general population more dosile... hard to cause an uprising when you are too busy applying fake orange tan, adding 10lbs of product to the hair and shaving ones chest... and thats just the women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    keeps the general population more dosile... hard to cause an uprising when you are too busy applying fake orange tan, adding 10lbs of product to the hair and shaving ones chest... and thats just the women
    too funny

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    I never go to Jersey empty handed.Boyz are hardcore there.

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    Well you got the being gay part down, you should fit in no problem there. Congrats! Now go get learn that horrid accent and you're home free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    *facepalm*

    NJ grows on you..... best state ever and it also happens to be the steroid capitol of the united states

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    Yayyyyyyyyyyyy,............. Welcome DSM, to the land of the free, where you will be taxed, taxed again, oh yea and taxed some more. The one major advantage to living in New Jersey however, is that I hate the cold, and when its snowing, I don't have to get out of my car to pump the gas, some lowly gas attendant does it for me as part of his job. These are just a few of the advantages of living in the Garden State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    Yayyyyyyyyyyyy,............. Welcome DSM, to the land of the free, where you will be taxed, taxed again, oh yea and taxed some more. The one major advantage to living in New Jersey however, is that I hate the cold, and when its snowing, I don't have to get out of my car to pump the gas, some lowly gas attendant does it for me as part of his job. These are just a few of the advantages of living in the Garden State.
    Lol the gas thing is a huge plus in that weather !

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    Dsm, those glasses youre wearing are NOT your style...sorry.

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    thats not glasses bro thats proper PPE. those are skeet shields

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    Any state that requires you turn right to go left is highly suspect imo.
    DSM I have no sympathy for you ...you lived close enough to NJ to know better and know what you were getting into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    *facepalm*

    NJ grows on you..... best state ever and it also happens to be the steroid capitol of the united states

    ~Haz~
    Boy thats something to be proud of

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup View Post
    Any state that requires you turn right to go left is highly suspect imo.
    DSM I have no sympathy for you ...you lived close enough to NJ to know better and know what you were getting into.
    hahah Amen to that !

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    NJ has banned all intelligent TV broadcasting and replaced it with Jersey Shore. Haz we are having a house warming bareback party. Your coming ?
    I got your invite but i'm busy that weekend......

    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Boy thats something to be proud of
    Eh..... i'll take it. Every corner of this fvcked up country hasta have something.....

    Tennessee - meth
    NYC - everything
    Harlem - pcp
    Florida - old people



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    Florida here I come then haz.

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