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I think i might made the biggest mistake of my life......
I am officially a NJ resident.
I already received a letter in the mail stating that by law i must:
1) Spike my hair
2) Spray myself orange
3) Drive like an idiot
4) Watch Jersey Shore
Only thing that makes this all worth it is the fact that i will be closer to Haz.
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04-12-2011, 07:43 AM #2
I just got off the phone with Haz.We have a plan.Before you know it you will be applying for a drivers lic in Sitka Alaska.
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04-12-2011, 08:36 AM #4
Shhhhh !
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04-12-2011, 09:33 AM #5
*facepalm*
NJ grows on you..... best state ever and it also happens to be the steroid capitol of the united states
~Haz~
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04-12-2011, 11:43 AM #6"Rock" of Love ;)
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As long as you don't start blowing dudes, you'll be ok.
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04-12-2011, 11:46 AM #7
You going to audition for a part on JS?
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04-12-2011, 12:16 PM #8
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god, really?...forced to watch jersy shore?... thats some kind of sick mid-evil torcher shit wtf....id rather rip my eyes from there sockets...
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04-12-2011, 12:18 PM #9
why does that little fat chick have a place in tv?
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04-12-2011, 01:11 PM #10
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04-12-2011, 01:12 PM #11
is that who you are talking about???? too short for my liking she will work for you KP make you look bigger
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04-12-2011, 01:49 PM #12
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04-12-2011, 01:52 PM #14
keeps the general population more dosile... hard to cause an uprising when you are too busy applying fake orange tan, adding 10lbs of product to the hair and shaving ones chest... and thats just the women
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04-12-2011, 01:58 PM #15
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04-12-2011, 03:44 PM #16
I never go to Jersey empty handed.Boyz are hardcore there.
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04-12-2011, 06:30 PM #17
Well you got the being gay part down, you should fit in no problem there. Congrats! Now go get learn that horrid accent and you're home free.
***No source checks!!!***
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04-12-2011, 06:48 PM #18
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy,............. Welcome DSM, to the land of the free, where you will be taxed, taxed again, oh yea and taxed some more. The one major advantage to living in New Jersey however, is that I hate the cold, and when its snowing, I don't have to get out of my car to pump the gas, some lowly gas attendant does it for me as part of his job. These are just a few of the advantages of living in the Garden State.
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04-12-2011, 09:37 PM #21
^^^
Dsm, those glasses youre wearing are NOT your style...sorry.
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04-12-2011, 10:09 PM #22Member
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thats not glasses bro thats proper PPE. those are skeet shields
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04-12-2011, 10:17 PM #23
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Any state that requires you turn right to go left is highly suspect imo.
DSM I have no sympathy for you ...you lived close enough to NJ to know better and know what you were getting into.
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04-12-2011, 11:32 PM #24
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04-13-2011, 01:52 PM #26
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04-13-2011, 01:56 PM #27
Florida here I come then haz.
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