Wouldn't it be nice to have a **expletive** buddy

**Cracovia82** · 04-13-2011, 12:49 AM

Any of you guys mess around behind your woman's back?? or if you don't have one, just have those female buddies that always come through?? I recently broke up with my g/f, just had enough of her bs, and it would sure be nice to get some now and then, w/o all that drama. I'm thinking of giving some of these *friend finder* websites a try, any of you go through that??

**Times Roman** · 04-13-2011, 02:19 AM

not my style...

**Ernst** · 04-13-2011, 02:40 AM

I have a steady "friend with benefits". She and I are best friends too. We dated years ago, but the relationship was a disaster. While we may not quite measure up to what each other wants in a boyfriend/girlfriend we always have fun in bed...

I'd say you're probably better off hooking up with a friend or an ex rather than going for a mystery girl who is willing to hook up with strangers from online. If I couldn't nail this girl I'd just see if another female friend was DTF. We're all adults with needs...

**lovbyts** · 04-13-2011, 02:54 AM

I have never had one for the purpose of cheating but I have had several who where fvck buddies or friends with benefits even the 2nd ex wife off and on for a couple of years.

**stack_it** · 04-13-2011, 07:05 AM

At this point in my life every girl is just a fvck buddy. I don't even bother trying to date. There's a few girls that I talk to now that I just alternate between. No drama...usually. No dumbshit like dinner and movies. Just come over put a DVD in and 10 minutes later were goin at it.

**DSM4Life** · 04-13-2011, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

At this point in my life every girl is just a fvck buddy. I don't even bother trying to date. There's a few girls that I talk to now that I just alternate between. No drama...usually. No dumbshit like dinner and movies. Just come over put a DVD in and 10 minutes later were goin at it.

Won't you be my buddy ?

**Times Roman** · 04-13-2011, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I have never had one for the purpose of cheating but I have had several who where fvck buddies or friends with benefits even the 2nd ex wife off and on for a couple of years.

Is an X Wife really a fuk buddy, or is it just a really sloooooow seperation?

**stack_it** · 04-13-2011, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Won't you be my buddy ?

Wanna watch a movie at my place?

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 08:17 AM

I doubt you'd have to go on a site to find a "buddy". Willing youngans everywhere.

**Flier** · 04-13-2011, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

At this point in my life every girl is just a fvck buddy. I don't even bother trying to date. There's a few girls that I talk to now that I just alternate between. No drama...usually. No dumbshit like dinner and movies. Just come over put a DVD in and 10 minutes later were goin at it.

U seriously need to update your DVD collection.

**RaginCajun** · 04-13-2011, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I doubt you'd have to go on a site to find a "buddy". Willing youngans everywhere.

just do like cal and find the fat ones! they need some lovin'! ask cal, he can give you some pointers! and a cheeseburger in the pocket never hurts

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

just do like cal and find the fat ones! they need some lovin'! ask cal, he can give you some pointers! and a cheeseburger in the pocket never hurts

lol...for the fat ones

You could tempt me by dangling a bottle of primo....

**DSM4Life** · 04-13-2011, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Wanna watch a movie at my place?

Maybe we could invite others as well ?

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

just do like cal and find the fat ones! they need some lovin'! ask cal, he can give you some pointers! and a cheeseburger in the pocket never hurts

wow a newbie and picking on me........

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

lol...for the fat ones

You could tempt me by dangling a bottle of primo....

I am going to send you a picture of my roid cabinet..........

**the big 1** · 04-13-2011, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by lisekpl

Any of you guys mess around behind your woman's back?? or if you don't have one, just have those female buddies that always come through?? I recently broke up with my g/f, just had enough of her bs, and it would sure be nice to get some now and then, w/o all that drama. I'm thinking of giving some of these *friend finder* websites a try, any of you go through that??

sounds like you need a cougar my friend, grrrrr ! lol, theyre always up for it !

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I am going to send you a picture of my roid cabinet..........

I may have a tiny orgasm

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by the big 1

sounds like you need a cougar my friend, grrrrr ! lol, theyre always up for it !

EASY now......some of us aren't as you think we are!!!

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

EASY now......some of us aren't as you think we are!!!

u r not old....so for me you are not in that category

**RaginCajun** · 04-13-2011, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

wow a newbie and picking on me........

i'm just trying to send him in the right direction for advice!

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

u r not old....so for me you are not in that category

**RaginCajun** · 04-13-2011, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

EASY now......some of us aren't as you think we are!!!

yup, she is more like a lioness!

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

i'm just trying to send him in the right direction for advice!

and u think my ONLY area expertise is in fatties?

Look up article i wrote titles "if you are in it for the fvck of it" that will give you some free advise.

**Times Roman** · 04-13-2011, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

and u think my ONLY area expertise is in fatties?

Look up article i wrote titles "if you are in it for the fvck of it" that will give you some free advise.

sounds like you are starting to specialize in certain areas....

**RaginCajun** · 04-13-2011, 10:24 AM

[QUOTE=calgarian;5602440]and u think my ONLY area expertise is in fatties?

nope, i am sure you have tons of expertise on many levels. this was thread specific

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 10:32 AM

[QUOTE=00ragincajun00;5602464]

Originally Posted by calgarian

and u think my ONLY area expertise is in fatties?

nope, i am sure you have tons of expertise on many levels. this was thread specific

ha ha look up that thread u will know what I am talking about

**stack_it** · 04-13-2011, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Maybe we could invite others as well ?

I don't have a king size bed for nothin!

**stack_it** · 04-13-2011, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by First Timer 42

U seriously need to update your DVD collection.

That's part of the process. Having movies that they've probably already seen makes it that much more likely that they'll want to do other things rather than actually follow the movie. It's ingenious really lol

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

That's part of the process. Having movies that they've probably already seen makes it that much more likely that they'll want to do other things rather than actually follow the movie. It's ingenious really lol

i feel sorry for Calgarys Girl (even the skinny ones) in July

**stack_it** · 04-13-2011, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i feel sorry for Calgarys Girl (even the skinny ones) in July

Lmao. It may shut the city down!

**Standby** · 04-13-2011, 12:34 PM

ill shut that fvckin city down

**Bryan2** · 04-13-2011, 12:51 PM

Ive had fvck buddies but they were always wanting more..... Last chick lasted for about a year.

But I always do take em out on dates and whatnot. I cant continually have sex with chicks if I cant even stand to be around them. They have to be cool enough to at least hold interesting conversations.

The ones that are one nighters are fine because you just end up not calling them. But if its gonna be a regular they have to be somewhat interesting.

My only problem is even when I make it clear its never anything super serious they always yearn for more. How do you guys keep the fun times rolling with out them eventually giving you "the talk".....

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i feel sorry for Calgarys Girl (even the skinny ones) in July

Meh....skanks anyways......or at least from what I've heard from someone in Calgary

**ghettoboyd** · 04-13-2011, 01:08 PM

although being a typical male it would be great to have a fuk buddie specialy on cycle i could never bring myself to do the deed...as cal will be quick to point out i am a married man so i dont get none...thats far from the truth...the truth is that i am still crazy about my wife to this day as i was 20 years ago when i first met her...i feel very luck and blessed to have the woman of my dreams choose to give her love to me and me alone and the feeling of trust and security that we have in each other is the greatest, warmest, fuzziest feeling in the world....so as much as temptation rears its ugly head around every corner i stay faithfull cus i wouldent want to ruin a good thing and would be absolutly devestated if it was done too me...i know she feels the same way...and for the record our sex life is HOT HOT HOT at least twice a week and thats good enough for me cus its special when there are real feelings involved....just my 2 cents for free...

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

although being a typical male it would be great to have a fuk buddie specialy on cycle i could never bring myself to do the deed...as cal will be quick to point out i am a married man so i dont get none...thats far from the truth...the truth is that i am still crazy about my wife to this day as i was 20 years ago when i first met her...i feel very luck and blessed to have the woman of my dreams choose to give her love to me and me alone and the feeling of trust and security that we have in each other is the greatest, warmest, fuzziest feeling in the world....so as much as temptation rears its ugly head around every corner i stay faithfull cus i wouldent want to ruin a good thing and would be absolutly devestated if it was done too me...i know she feels the same way...and for the record our sex life is HOT HOT HOT at least twice a week and thats good enough for me cus its special when there are real feelings involved....just my 2 cents for free...

Best post here so far!!!!!

**Flier** · 04-13-2011, 01:11 PM

How about just finding a compatible GF?
Then u can have as much sex as u want, AND great conversation, travel companion, cook together, hang out, have fun, no STD worries...etc.

**Kawigirl** · 04-13-2011, 01:21 PM

Where can I find one of those....in a male version?

**Flier** · 04-13-2011, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bryan2

Ive had fvck buddies but they were always wanting more..... Last chick lasted for about a year.

But I always do take em out on dates and whatnot. I cant continually have sex with chicks if I cant even stand to be around them. They have to be cool enough to at least hold interesting conversations.

The ones that are one nighters are fine because you just end up not calling them. But if its gonna be a regular they have to be somewhat interesting.

My only problem is even when I make it clear its never anything super serious they always yearn for more. How do you guys keep the fun times rolling with out them eventually giving you "the talk".....

Sorry, don´t want to come across as "righteous" in any way, but...
Just a little weird how you talk about "them".
Maybe because I have a 15 year old daughter.....which maybe in a few years will be one of "them".
If I overheard anyone speaking of my daughter like that, I might just be a little aggravated.....especially if on cycle... :-))
Again...carry on, I see what the thread is about, just had to comment what I felt.

**Flier** · 04-13-2011, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Where can I find one of those....in a male version?

U need to do some traveling.
In Canada, they are far and few in-between.

**calgarian** · 04-13-2011, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Meh....skanks anyways......or at least from what I've heard from someone in Calgary

was it me? then that my dear was private conversation

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