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  1. 04-15-2011, 03:05 PM #1
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    Congratulations to Stand by!!!!!

    For losing your virginity (no not with stack) with a Girl a REAL GIRL. I dont wanna share details otherwise he will be mad. Just wait Drama is coming
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    Lol. Whew now that all of it's over I can take this damn wig off! Lmao
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  3. 04-15-2011, 03:31 PM #3
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    Does he need a little check up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    Does he need a little check up?
    just his head...rest of his things are so tiny they will go unnoticed
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    Lmfao everyone is going to think I was a virgin now haha funny cal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    Lmfao everyone is going to think I was a virgin now haha funny cal
    if u didnt get laid in over a year u r Virgin.....ask stack
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    Ok I'll give you that one
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    Wat did all his buddies chip in and buy him some
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    Anal lube (you know who that's for).
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    He will have to change his name now from standby to gotlaid
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    congrats stand by!

    at last after decades of waiting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    congrats stand by!

    at last after decades of waiting!
    i am surprised he even remember who pvssy look like
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i am surprised he even remember who pvssy look like
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    For losing your virginity (no not with stack) with a Girl a REAL GIRL. I dont wanna share details otherwise he will be mad. Just wait Drama is coming
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    Actually, he did lose his virginity at a very early age.....


    ....unless sex with himself doesn't count?
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    Awesome, thats great!

    Donīt be embarrassed youīre a little late.

    from what I hear, gettīn laid in Ontario is an achievement in it self, since all women pretty much emigrated south.
    And those who stayed behind.....well....doesenīt matter. Good for you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Actually, he did lose his virginity at a very early age.....


    ....unless sex with himself doesn't count?
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  22. 04-16-2011, 04:46 AM #22
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    lmfao!!! you guys are hilarious. and first timer there for some reason your not the first person i heard say that lmao
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    ^^^^ you do that too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    ^^^^ you do that too
    That is me.
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    Stby...
    What the guys are trying to tell u is that, masturbate before you have sex next time.

    We have all been there, and we know you squirted in less than 60 seconds, leaving the woman (assuming it was a woman), in a slight state of confusion.
    I donīt want you to feel bad, because she had an orgasm as well.....only 1/2 hour after you left.

    Head into the bathroom next time, and enjoy a quickie. If youīre right handed, use your left....u can pretend itīs her!!
    Even better, for a real good time....hell, u might enjoy this one so much, you might just cancel on your date;
    Lay on your back, tuck your arm well underneath you, laying on your arm, cutting off all blood flow. Lay like this for 15-20 min., then with your good arm, help your "dead" one out. Place your "dead" hand around your penis, and secure with some duct tape. As your arm is "dead", u will use your shoulder to slingshot your arm into motion.
    Close your eyes, and imagine your favorite hottie on top of you. Out of respect for me, since Iīm kind enough to share this with you, I would like you to stay away from Tia Carrere, Salma Hayek, and Catherine Zeta Jones.

    Have fun man!!
    But be careful, this does not mean you should lock yourself in your room and stop dating.

    Keep us posted!
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    Quote Originally Posted by First Timer 42 View Post
    Stby...
    What the guys are trying to tell u is that, masturbate before you have sex next time.

    We have all been there, and we know you squirted in less than 60 seconds, leaving the woman (assuming it was a woman), in a slight state of confusion.
    I donīt want you to feel bad, because she had an orgasm as well.....only 1/2 hour after you left.

    Head into the bathroom next time, and enjoy a quickie. If youīre right handed, use your left....u can pretend itīs her!!
    Even better, for a real good time....hell, u might enjoy this one so much, you might just cancel on your date;
    Lay on your back, tuck your arm well underneath you, laying on your arm, cutting off all blood flow. Lay like this for 15-20 min., then with your good arm, help your "dead" one out. Place your "dead" hand around your penis, and secure with some duct tape. As your arm is "dead", u will use your shoulder to slingshot your arm into motion.
    Close your eyes, and imagine your favorite hottie on top of you. Out of respect for me, since Iīm kind enough to share this with you, I would like you to stay away from Tia Carrere, Salma Hayek, and Catherine Zeta Jones.

    Have fun man!!
    But be careful, this does not mean you should lock yourself in your room and stop dating.

    Keep us posted!
    Or just get a cat....

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  28. 04-18-2011, 04:26 AM #28
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    lmao it wasn't 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    lmao it was 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha
    so come up Short more then one ways lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so come up Short more then one ways lol
    damn it i forgot to put the n't!!! it wasn't!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    damn it i forgot to put the n't!!! it wasn't!!!
    sure sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    lmao it wasn't 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha
    When she was invited over to watch "Gone in 60 seconds", she didnīt expect it to be your erection.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by First Timer 42 View Post
    When she was invited over to watch "Gone in 60 seconds", she didnīt expect it to be your erection.......
    the only thing that was gone in 60 seconds was her never had an orgasm during sex convo she gave me
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    SB keep posting here right after u get laid...its like ur personal diary so stop writing in ur diary and start writing here
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    SB keep posting here right after u get laid...its like ur personal diary so stop writing in ur diary and start writing here
    deal!
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