Quotes

[stack_it]

Been up since 4am and can't sleep so I was reading some qoutes. Post up your favorites.

"Intensity builds immensity" - Kevin Levrone

"Shut the **** up and train" - Animal ads

"LIGHT WEIGHT!" - Ronnie Coleman

"Beware the battle cry of the gym pvssy: 'I dont want to be big, I just want to get toned!'" - Big Red

Down the road, in a gym far away
A young man was heard to say
"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!
From the corner of the gym where the big guys train
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees
A very big man with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
Chalked his hands and monstrous back
Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!"
- Jeff "MADDOG" Madden

"For many people, an excuse is better than an achievement because an achievement, no matter how great, leaves you having to prove yourself again in the future, but an excuse can last for life." - Eric Hoffer

"only dead fish follow the current"

"milk is for babies. When you get older you drink beer." - Arnie

[*RAGE*]

I worked out and got huge, then I fuvked your mother, sister, and your dog! "RAGE"



JK

[kalspic]

Hahahaha

[Times Roman]

Yer shittin me.... THAT was your daughter at the strip club last night?

[Tigershark]

Excuses are tool of the incompitent in which to build a temple of nothingness.

Tigershark

[bjpennnn]

go **** your momma

[bjpennnn]

I worked out and got huge, then I fuvked your mother, sister, and your dog! "RAGE"



JK

hahaha winner winner ha i like tigersharkks as well.

[Shol'va]

"Does Not The Pebble That Enters The Water Begin Fresh Journey's" Grasshopper/Aka David Carradine Kung Fu TV Series
"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago" said by a Monk on
Stargate SG-1 Season 3 Episode 20, Maternal Instinct

[Shol'va]

"Know Where I Can Get Any Steroids " ....half the newbies in the Q&A Section

[Hoggage_54]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

[Shol'va]

The other night I went out with an inflatable girl, now I've got an inflatable guy looking for me.
I told my kid about the birds and the bees, he told me about my wife and the butcher!..... Rodney Dangerfield

[PK-V]

[PaxJax2]

But for me, there go I