Embarrassing sexual moments

**Flier** · 05-28-2011, 03:15 AM

What is your most embarrassing?
Got caught?
Performance?
Ladyboy?

I have a few, but this one was pretty embarrassing:

I happend to drive an old Caddy stretch limo, and my GF and I decided to take a roadtrip in it, leaving Miami, heading north on I-95.
Just after entering the GA border, we pulled off the hwy. to eat.
We found a Waffle House, and parked about 30 yards away.
Just as was parking, I felt horny and asked my GF if we should have a quickie....
My GF, bless her heart, was always ready for the one eyed monster, and we got out, and got into the back of the limo.
We quickly got it on, sitting in the very back seat, with her on top, bouncing away.
....at this point, I did not realize the whole car was bouncing along with my GF.....
After a few minutes....I see a Cop walking in front of the car, coming up alongside to the back door, knocking on the window.
I throw my GF off, yell to her to get her clothes on, and in a second, I pulled my pants up....
I roll down the window, and say "Hello officer", all scared and embarrassed.
He says.."everything ok?"
"Yes, officer, we were just relaxing, before getting something to eat"
He said "Ok, just checking", and he walked off.
We had a little nervous laugh, and decided to just have our meal and move on.
Getting out of the car, taking a few steps towards the Waffle House, we look up to see everyone in the restaurant staring out the window at us, some with a grin on their face, some laughing, some just staring....
"Aaaa..shit, let´s get the hell out of here", I said, and we jumped back in the limo, and drove off.
We needed gas, so we just crossed the street to the gas station.
Filling up, the attendant comes over with a smile on his face, saying "Good times huh"......
Hungry and embarrassed, we got out of there, and the state of GA, as fast as we could....

**Hoggage_54** · 05-28-2011, 07:11 AM

I was getting head from my ex-gf and as I was busting my nut, I let out the hugest fart ever

**DSM4Life** · 05-28-2011, 07:15 AM

Pulling out tootsie rolls.

**stack_it** · 05-28-2011, 09:32 AM

Dsm that is some nasty shit.

I don't really have any messed up stories.

I came inside a girl once while we were messing around on the couch. Right after I finished one roommate came out his room and went in the bathroom and the other came out into the living room. She had to pull up her underwear and sit with my load soaking in there for about half an hour til my roommate got out of the bathroom lol.

**kalspic** · 05-28-2011, 09:33 AM

got caught the first time ever in the parking lot of work

**gixxerboy1** · 05-28-2011, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by kalspic

got caught the first time ever in the parking lot of work

I got caught my first time ever too. We were under casino pier in seaside and the cops started spot lighting us from the board walk. So we left and went to a hotel room.

Cant really say anything embarrassing though i would have to have shame to be embarrassed and i have no shame

**stack_it** · 05-28-2011, 09:44 AM

Oh I remembered another one.

In highschool me and my gf were in my room and going at it. We were laying on our sides and I was behind her. All of the sudden my door opens, we stop abruptly and just act like were cuddling, and my mom walks in. She proceeds to sit at the bottom of the bed and talk about planning a vacation. I sat there inside my gf both of butt naked under the covers having a conversation with my mom for about 20 minutes.

**gixxerboy1** · 05-28-2011, 09:58 AM

^^^ to bad it wasnt her mom. That could have turned into a real good story

**Flier** · 05-28-2011, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Oh I remembered another one.

In highschool me and my gf were in my room and going at it. We were laying on our sides and I was behind her. All of the sudden my door opens, we stop abruptly and just act like were cuddling, and my mom walks in. She proceeds to sit at the bottom of the bed and talk about planning a vacation. I sat there inside my gf both of butt naked under the covers having a conversation with my mom for about 20 minutes.

Hahaha....perfect moment to breach #2....lol

**kalspic** · 05-28-2011, 10:38 AM

i got caught by the people we worked with. so yeah i heard about it for awhile

**crazy_rocks** · 05-28-2011, 11:37 AM

i farted while heading down on a girl. it was loud. i pretended it didnt happen.

**Flier** · 05-28-2011, 11:48 AM

"After hours" party in Miami Beach...

My buddy and I hitting the last party after a long night out.
Pretty crowded, with a few real good looking babes.
Doesen´t take me long to make eye contact with this gorgeous Latina on the dance floor, so I kind of slide my way over her way.

We connect, and kinda talk a little while dancing.
She says she´s from Cuba, and that´s all I remember.
She´s smoking hot, beautiful face, cuban skin, nice but fake tits.
We´re obviously hot for each other, so only a few minutes go by, before we´re all over each other on the dance floor, kissing, and grabbing anything with a curve.

This goes on maybe for about 15 minutes, before she stops, look at me and say, "follow me to the bathroom!". I didn´t have time to answer before she grabs my hand and leads me off the dance floor.
I remember walking off, my buddy and I give each other the thumbs up..hehehe.

I was working the clubs back then as a doorman, and just as we were about to enter the bathroom, a co-worker that happened to be there, grabs my other arm, holding me back, while telling me, "She´s not what you think she is"
I say, "what??"
He goes something like, "She´s a transvestite, she´s a dude"
By now she had gone into the bathroom without me, and I remember being really confused.
I wasn´t sure if my co-worker was just envious, or if he really wanted to save me from something.
I was too perplexed to walk into the bathroom now, and after a minute the ....whatever, comes out being really pissed, and yells something in spanish to my co-worker and walks off.
As she is walking off, and joining her group at a table, I suddenly see the whole picture...haha...her friends kind of gave her away...

I wonder what would have happened if my co-worker wasn´t there....
Maybe I would never have found out.....then would it had mattered....?...lol
Maybe she even had the operation....then she would really had been a she....wouldn't she?...

Anyway....my buddy and I had a real good laugh

**DSM4Life** · 05-28-2011, 11:56 AM

I have another. I was drunk doing this chick doggy style, i looked down and saw red (she told me her period was coming soon). I didn't say anything until i finished.

**jbm** · 05-28-2011, 04:44 PM

got caught at the movie house by the security guard!

**MBMETC** · 05-28-2011, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Pulling out tootsie rolls.

Too f-ing funny and gross

**crazy_rocks** · 05-28-2011, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

got caught at the movie house by the security guard!

movie house? must have been 50 years ago

**songdog** · 05-28-2011, 06:18 PM

On a back country rd one nite in the back seat with my gf.Was going at it real good.All of a sudden a car pulls up behind us.I jump in the front seat and take off grappin gears in my Chevelle.The car chases us.But I lose it by making a wild u turn to put me on the interstate.A couple of hrs later we show up at her house.Her mom comes out and says.I have a very fast car

**buffgator** · 05-28-2011, 06:24 PM

I was in a real intimate heated session with my ex and as we changed positions i slipped and kneed her in the crotch so hard she cried for 10 min.

I was at a club and took a girl out to my car.......i couldn't get it up for the life of me.

i was so drunk once i started to get down with a nasty 50yr old lady (i was 22). My friends came in the room and kicked my ass and carried me out. Thank god i didn't bang her!

**alexISthrowed** · 05-28-2011, 06:42 PM

I got caught jacking off in a plane the other day.

**stack_it** · 05-28-2011, 07:43 PM

Me and my ex were in bed and started messing around. I rolled over to turn on the fan and she smacked me on the ass. Thing was my balls were sitting behind my legs and her fingertips smacked em. I jumped and threw an elbow back out of reflex and broke her front tooth out.

**stack_it** · 05-28-2011, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

I got caught jacking off in a plane the other day.

Lmfao

**T_Dubp** · 05-28-2011, 08:14 PM

lmfao ^^

Got caught by security banging a chick on the top floor (booths, tables, chairs) of the Hotel Luxe restaurant/banquet room. Great view of the 405 and West LA, too bad security had to ruin it.

**lovbyts** · 05-28-2011, 11:47 PM

Girlfriend and I are laying on the couch with a blanket over us. She is in front of me, I have my hands down her shorts and she has me pulled out. Her mom walks in and talks to us for 20 minutes. We cant move or it's obvious where are hands are. Very awkward. Same girl one time her father walked by her bedroom (we didnt know anyone was home) as she is giving me head. I know he did not see, he was a big guy, wood cutter and I was 150 lbs max. He would have killed me. Another time I am behind her while she is setting the dinner table with my hands up her shirt when an uncle walks by the large window we are facing. Not sure if he ignored us or didn't see due to outside glare? LOL

Another girlfriend our first time we are at her house up stairs in her bedroom. It's an OLD house and you have to go through the parents room to go upstairs. They are not home. In the middle of things the lights turn on and mom comes upstairs. She looks in and says Oh, I just wanted to see if you where home and walks away. Mom is drunk and I'm not sure if she even noticed me. I have to sneak out later through their bedroom to go out before morning.

Same girlfriend another time we are on the front porch, she is sitting on my lap and I have her skirt pulled up in back and panties down doing the slow grind when her parents pull up. They talk to us a few minutes while we are on the porch and go inside. Same girl we parked by a bunch of semi trailers in by a ware house and going at it in the back seat of my 67 Camaro when a security guard walked up and said we could not park there. LOL We had several truckers give the thumbs up when she would often give me head while driving down the interstate and we had more than one school bus full of teens notice while going by.

With another girl while we are at the drive in movies her friend walks up to my jacked up 4x4 and asked where she was. I said she went back to the restroom. She was actually still busy bobbing the knob but my truck was high enough she could not see her.

A buddy and I meet these two girls and after a few drinks and doing a few places we parked in a school parking lot. My friend and his girl go for a walk and we are making out and starting to get into some heavy petting. Just as she starts to go down on my her friend walks up and knocks on the window interrupting everything and stopping her from continuing.

After a little chat we decided to go for a walk down to the football field and she wanted to continue where we had left out, yup right there in the open in front of God and everyone and wanted me to **** her. It was then I decided OK she may be a little drunk and against my better judgment I declined. Even with her persistence and WANTING to **** I turned it down. Good thing, a couple months later after talking to her friend I found out she had just gotten pregnant. I got a few more similar but like those, they are more almost got caught but not really.

**kalspic** · 05-29-2011, 01:30 AM

back seat of my ex gf's car and she was on top. i got to slap her ass and miss and hit my sack. we had a good laugh for a minute then got back to buisness

**Flier** · 05-29-2011, 03:56 AM

^^^^^^^^^....LMFAO..
Hornyness just results in some really funny awkward moments...

Originally Posted by buffgator

I was at a club and took a girl out to my car.......i couldn't get it up for the life of me.

These are the less funny ones...sometimes embarrassing like hell..

Met this beautiful 19 yo Danish au-pair at Penrods, Miami Beach (now Nikki Beach).
She had just gotten to the US, and we started kinda dating.
After a couple of weeks, she was in my apartment to spend the night.
Laying in bed, she told me she was a Virgin, and she was in love with me, and she wanted me to be her first...
We got it on, spending a fair amount of time with foreplay.
Finally, on top of her, trying to penetrate....I just wasn´t hard enough.
I tried and tried....and for those of you that haven´t been there....trying, just makes the dick more limp. The "moment" was lost, and it turned awkward.
I jumped into the bathroom, squeezing it, choking, stroking, pleading, crying, but even by myself, I could´t get it up....
Back in the bedroom, I tried once more.....nothing
The pain...the pain....still with me today.
For some reason I just turned my back to her after that

Maybe I thought she didn´t turn me on.
I´m sure, if we would have tried again next day, or whenever, we would have had a good time....

I thought a lot about this later, and my explanation is....
I was on a break from this smoking hot Moroccan GF that was a sexual monster. Then I´m in bed with this Virgin, which want to fukk, but at the same time is apprehensive. Kinda being a scared, kinda closing her legs when I was trying to penetrate, instead of...Wide open, come fukk me, ass in the air, which I was used to...
I guess I felt her nervousness, and I learned about myself that my erection is directly related to the willingness of my partner. Something I experienced several times later in life as well.

**lovbyts** · 05-29-2011, 06:38 AM

LOL, that must be a mind fvck. I have been with a couple Virgina but never had that problem. I found/read long before doing it (yes I read a couple hundred playboy/penthouse/hustler from 14-17; you can only look at the pictures so many times. LOL) I would spend a lot of time not only with foreplay but using my cunnilingus skills to get them good wet and ready. I believe I still had some Vaseline on hand to help out. Yeah if they are not ready, wet and very willing; legs open it aint going in. lol

I remember after my 2nd virgin I said no more. Even as careful, slow and ready as she was it was a lot more painful (for her) than I had expected and even though she didnt want to stop I couldnt bring myself to do much more than a few short, slow strokes and say that's enough. It's not much fun when only one of you are enjoying it.

**toooosmall** · 05-29-2011, 08:22 AM

when i was a young teen, i was wackin off in a public restroom stall, and 2 kids jumped up and saw me and freaked out, others were there. but i was actually able to cum!! when i got out of the stall, an older guy smiling said "it felt good, didn't it!" I said "Hell yea, I just had sex with Jenny!" he laughed and said "I would shake your hand, but..." lol

at 15 I was in the back seat with my gf, her mom driving so i can meet my dad at a gas station. She was giving me a hand job while we're talking to her mom. It felt so good i was like fk it, don't stop, and nutted allll over my shirt! probably the biggest load I've ever spilled! Then i had to say bye and get in my car, soaked shirt reeking of cum. dad had a little smirk.

My gf was working at a nursing home, and i wanted a quickie, so we went out back, it was nighttime, bendin her over, bangin away, and then a truck peered over the hill, coming right at us on a back road, headlights shining brightly on us, maybe 50 feet away, driving slowly, we rushed to get dressed and act casual.

**lovbyts** · 05-29-2011, 08:33 AM

Wow these stories are bringing back memories. I had two different girls both on the way to or from family reunions who gave me hand jobs and let me finger then in the back seat of the car while my parents are in the front. we where covered by a blanket but still it's good naughty fun. I dont remember busting a nut and having to hide it. I can just imagine the car smelling like sex. LOL

**Flier** · 05-29-2011, 08:59 AM

LOL...ok, I have to share this one.
U guys cumin in the car, u know the air in the car filled with smelly cum...lol

Greyhound from S. Carolina to NYC.
I was sitting all the way in the back, and somewhere in Virginia, 2 Aussie sister board the bus, and make their way to the back.
1 really cute, and 1 not so much.
I felt I connected with the cute one, but somehow, the not-so-cute one ended up laying down with me in the back seat as we were kinda napping.
We were lying on our sides in 69. I had a hard on, and we were kinda laying in an intimate position, so I took a chance, grabbed her hand, and placed it on my jeans.
She rubbed it for a short while, and I could´t take it anymore, so I popped it out, and she started sucking.
At one point, her sister which was sitting in the seat in front of us, turned around to say something, just to find my cokk in her sisters mouth...lmao...
SHe said something like "OMG", and turned around..
The restroom was right next to our seat, so everytime someone came to use it, I had to slide my jacket over her head, I remember.
By this age, I had yet to meet a girl that swallowed, and I was about to come, so not to be rude, I pulled out just before coming, and squirted all over myself, my jacked, her, the seat....lol
It smelled.....really smelled....and the dude sitting in front of us next to her sister goes.."What the hell is that smell"...hahaha
Next stop, I got off, and kinda cleaned up in a restroom.
Rest of the trip, we didn´t talk, and getting off in NYC she was kinda pissed, and didn´t even say bye ...

**Times Roman** · 05-29-2011, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by First Timer 42

"After hours" party in Miami Beach...

My buddy and I hitting the last party after a long night out.
Pretty crowded, with a few real good looking babes.
Doesen´t take me long to make eye contact with this gorgeous Latina on the dance floor, so I kind of slide my way over her way.

We connect, and kinda talk a little while dancing.
She says she´s from Cuba, and that´s all I remember.
She´s smoking hot, beautiful face, cuban skin, nice but fake tits.
We´re obviously hot for each other, so only a few minutes go by, before we´re all over each other on the dance floor, kissing, and grabbing anything with a curve.

This goes on maybe for about 15 minutes, before she stops, look at me and say, "follow me to the bathroom!". I didn´t have time to answer before she grabs my hand and leads me off the dance floor.
I remember walking off, my buddy and I give each other the thumbs up..hehehe.

I was working the clubs back then as a doorman, and just as we were about to enter the bathroom, a co-worker that happened to be there, grabs my other arm, holding me back, while telling me, "She´s not what you think she is"
I say, "what??"
He goes something like, "She´s a transvestite, she´s a dude"
By now she had gone into the bathroom without me, and I remember being really confused.
I wasn´t sure if my co-worker was just envious, or if he really wanted to save me from something.
I was too perplexed to walk into the bathroom now, and after a minute the ....whatever, comes out being really pissed, and yells something in spanish to my co-worker and walks off.
As she is walking off, and joining her group at a table, I suddenly see the whole picture...haha...her friends kind of gave her away...

I wonder what would have happened if my co-worker wasn´t there....
Maybe I would never have found out.....then would it had mattered....?...lol
Maybe she even had the operation....then she would really had been a she....wouldn't she?...Anyway....my buddy and I had a real good laugh

geez... i gotta say this?
bro' operation or no... it will always be a dude. dude with a dik, or dude without a dik, the common denominator is that still a dude.

if you know it's a dude, dik or not, and you go for it, that makes you gay.

don't worry about all the modern medical tricks, smoke and mirrors.

this is really a simple concept.

now go have a nice day

**lovbyts** · 05-29-2011, 09:27 AM

More memories coming back. LOL
Amtrak train from Seattle to Montana. I'm the only teen on-board besides some fatty rocker chick who I make sure not to make eye contact with. 4 hrs later and after a long delay passengers get on at another stop. I'm 1/2 napping along 3 seats and decide to be polite and sit up in case someone needs to sit down. I'm HOPING no one will sit down so I can sleep. I feel someone sit next to me and breath DAMN under my breath while looking out the window. I look over a few minutes later and see this really good looking girl sitting next to me. I have to blink a few times and clear my eyes. We finally start talking and a couple hours later we are in the back of the train between cars making out with my hands down her pants and hers down mine trying to look inconspicuous. It's about 5am and she asks me what I would like for breakfast.

Unfortunately that was all she would do since she was still a virgin but it was still a lot more than I had expected my first time on Amtrak.
Defiantly not as good as getting a BJ from a stranger. I would have loved to see her sisters face when she looked back.

**kalspic** · 05-29-2011, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by First Timer 42

LOL...ok, I have to share this one.
U guys cumin in the car, u know the air in the car filled with smelly cum...lol

Greyhound from S. Carolina to NYC.
I was sitting all the way in the back, and somewhere in Virginia, 2 Aussie sister board the bus, and make their way to the back.
1 really cute, and 1 not so much.
I felt I connected with the cute one, but somehow, the not-so-cute one ended up laying down with me in the back seat as we were kinda napping.
We were lying on our sides in 69. I had a hard on, and we were kinda laying in an intimate position, so I took a chance, grabbed her hand, and placed it on my jeans.
She rubbed it for a short while, and I could´t take it anymore, so I popped it out, and she started sucking.
At one point, her sister which was sitting in the seat in front of us, turned around to say something, just to find my cokk in her sisters mouth...lmao...
SHe said something like "OMG", and turned around..
The restroom was right next to our seat, so everytime someone came to use it, I had to slide my jacket over her head, I remember.
By this age, I had yet to meet a girl that swallowed, and I was about to come, so not to be rude, I pulled out just before coming, and squirted all over myself, my jacked, her, the seat....lol
It smelled.....really smelled....and the dude sitting in front of us next to her sister goes.."What the hell is that smell"...hahaha
Next stop, I got off, and kinda cleaned up in a restroom.
Rest of the trip, we didn´t talk, and getting off in NYC she was kinda pissed, and didn´t even say bye ...

any story that starts off with a greyhound and involves sex has to be funny, and you came through. that was awesome. i laughed so loud.

im jelly right now of you and lovbyts

**Flier** · 05-29-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

geez... i gotta say this?
bro' operation or no... it will always be a dude. dude with a dik, or dude without a dik, the common denominator is that still a dude.

if you know it's a dude, dik or not, and you go for it, that makes you gay.

don't worry about all the modern medical tricks, smoke and mirrors.

this is really a simple concept.

now go have a nice day

Hahaha....
I know u as a well rounded dude, but here you´re saying it´s black and white?....not even a shade of gray...lol
What you´re saying is, no matter how much estrogen was flowing flowing through her veins, I was still making out with a man?....hahaha....I feel gay now...

**kalspic** · 05-29-2011, 10:42 PM

no worries first timer it happens to the best of us.

**bjpennnn** · 05-29-2011, 11:49 PM

I was 16 and my gf's parents had been out of town, so naturally we had sex every place imaginable in her house...some how we managed to start ****ing in her parents bed. A week later when her parents got back i went over for dinner with her whole family. her mom threw a condom wrapper on the dinner table and infront of her two younger brothers and her dad she said "considering your dad and I do not use these would you two like to tell me how this got in our bed"? Ya that was an interesting dinner.

**Flier** · 05-30-2011, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by kalspic

no worries first timer it happens to the best of us.

I must be Gay!

I was 16 and my gf's parents had been out of town, so naturally we had sex every place imaginable in her house...some how we managed to start ****ing in her parents bed. A week later when her parents got back i went over for dinner with her whole family. her mom threw a condom wrapper on the dinner table and infront of her two younger brothers and her dad she said "considering your dad and I do not use these would you two like to tell me how this got in our bed"? Ya that was an interesting dinner.

Hahaha....
I hate condoms, and here is another reason for not using one...

**lovbyts** · 05-30-2011, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

I was 16 and my gf's parents had been out of town, so naturally we had sex every place imaginable in her house...some how we managed to start ****ing in her parents bed. A week later when her parents got back i went over for dinner with her whole family. her mom threw a condom wrapper on the dinner table and infront of her two younger brothers and her dad she said "considering your dad and I do not use these would you two like to tell me how this got in our bed"? Ya that was an interesting dinner.

I would like to hear how that one went. I can imagine myself in that situation and how I would feel.

I meet this girl up skiing one time, she was HOT and looked like she was at least 3 years older than me. It took me a good 10 minutes to convince myself that it was ME she kept looking at. I finally got the nerve to go talk to her and got her number. I called and went over to her house the next Friday to take her out and met the dad. She said to NO let her dad know I was in my early 20s, claim 19. LOL OK whatever. Well after heading out to a local make out place and she wasted no time making it clear what she wanted I decided I needed some clarity and ask some questions. Turns out she was 15, looked 23 easily... Even my buddies with me skiing though so. Turns out she wanted to fvck like no one I had ever meat and was not going to take no for an answer. She kept literally forcing my hand down her pants, undressing and grabbing at me all at the same time.
Somehow common sense took over and I said NO and I took her home with her protesting all the way. She called me 10x a day for the next 2 weeks wanting to hook up. She wanted to get out of her house, hook up with someone, anyone I think and I looked like a good candidate. God only knows what would have happened if I had not said no. I remember trying to use the excuse I had no condoms but she said she didnt care. Scary and determined girl. I'm sure she found someone to get her out, either that or she was just a real nympho and I missed out. LOL

**Flier** · 05-30-2011, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I would like to hear how that one went. I can imagine myself in that situation and how I would feel.

I meet this girl up skiing one time, she was HOT and looked like she was at least 3 years older than me. It took me a good 10 minutes to convince myself that it was ME she kept looking at. I finally got the nerve to go talk to her and got her number. I called and went over to her house the next Friday to take her out and met the dad. She said to NO let her dad know I was in my early 20s, claim 19. LOL OK whatever. Well after heading out to a local make out place and she wasted no time making it clear what she wanted I decided I needed some clarity and ask some questions. Turns out she was 15, looked 23 easily... Even my buddies with me skiing though so. Turns out she wanted to fvck like no one I had ever meat and was not going to take no for an answer. She kept literally forcing my hand down her pants, undressing and grabbing at me all at the same time.
Somehow common sense took over and I said NO and I took her home with her protesting all the way. She called me 10x a day for the next 2 weeks wanting to hook up. She wanted to get out of her house, hook up with someone, anyone I think and I looked like a good candidate. God only knows what would have happened if I had not said no. I remember trying to use the excuse I had no condoms but she said she didnt care. Scary and determined girl. I'm sure she found someone to get her out, either that or she was just a real nympho and I missed out. LOL

Gotta respect that.
We can have fun, and "boys being boys", but we always should have some common sense as u had.

Internet is funny.....the stories I´ve shared, I haven´t shared with anyone as I can remember. But here I´ve shared with, how many complete strangers??...lol

Funny thing, the stories re. under the blanket, on the lap, back of the car....thinking parents are that ignorant, that they don´t know what´s going on....lol....they were young once too.
Now I am the parent of a ripe teenage girl, and the stories from you sick MF´rs made me have another "talk" with her regarding sex, BF´s etc.....lol.

She has not had a BF yet, bless her heart!!!!!.....but I know the day will come, and God will punish me for all my bad deeds...lol

After hearing your stories, there will be a few more rules.....
-Sitting in each their seat in the car!
-No sitting on lap!!!
-No sharing blankets, covers ever, anywhere!!!!
-Sitting with an empty seat in-between at the movie theatre!!!!....(That one is due to myself, as I love getting movie BJ´s)
-Not traveling with trains or buses or planes without an adult!!!!
-If I have to go out of town, she will stay with her grand parents!!!!

**Dr Pepper** · 05-30-2011, 07:30 AM

I was banging this chick, halfway through relised she had her period, completely turned me off! Faked an orgasm told her I needed to go the the bathroom walked out of her room bolted to her front door and did the runner.

Never had to fake an orgasm before, lol...

**calgarian** · 05-30-2011, 08:44 AM

ok I will bite.
So met this girl and start talking in the middle of the day she asked if i want to come over to her work so we can hangout in lunch. I said ok.....long story short we end up in this dog park and there were cpl of cars ard. so one thing led to another and she start blowing...right when I am about to cum i looked up to my left and there was this car pulling in and if she gets her head up with will get caught red handed....so I hold her head down till the car went by and in the same time she got more then a mouthful . Afterwards she told me that I almost choked her to death.

same girl we made a bet if I can cum in her panties while she is driving she will wear the panty whole day. I said ok so Now i am sitting besides her with her panty in my hand and trying to jerk off while she is driving and talking....lol well i cum and gave her the panty as we are parked at the lights...after that i looked outta window and there is woman with "wtf" look on her face and jaw dropped ....