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    I advice with women

    Supposed to say, I need advice with meeting women. So I've never been great with women. I make friends with guys equally bad, and after a three year relationship, I am single again. So where do I meet girls, and what the hell do I do to impress them?

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    I missed these bo posts.

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    What's that auslifta? I don't follow what you're saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZLightWeight View Post
    What's that auslifta? I don't follow what you're saying.
    Your on a roll tonight BO....


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    I'm going to start calling you Jack. HIJACK....

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    Goodnight Jack. I'm going to bed. Turn the lights out when you leave and put the cat out.

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    Try to reduce it to a numbers game. Suggest you join a couple of free singles services. I've used Zoosk
    and Plenty of Fish. There are more women available than you can imagine. Get practice writing them, read
    their profiles and you will get an overview of their most basic "wants". Good luck.

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    Do Not tell them you shit your pants ever!!! Referring to Stack_it's thread!!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Do Not tell them you shit your pants ever!!! Referring to Stack_it's thread!!!! lol
    y? it turned u on when i told u that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    y? it turned u on when i told u that....
    Grroooossss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Grroooossss
    u did gross things to me after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Do Not tell them you shit your pants ever!!! Referring to Stack_it's thread!!!! lol
    Lmao.... Rolling brown out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Do Not tell them you shit your pants ever!!! Referring to Stack_it's thread!!!! lol
    Correct. And when the subject of losing your virginity comes up, remember, losing your virginity means with a partner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Correct. And when the subject of losing your virginity comes up, remember, losing your virginity means with a partner!
    and how long after NOT having sex you become virgin again?

    low blow I know.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    and how long after NOT having sex you become virgin again?

    low blow I know.....
    hey shite head! i just came back from vacation, so i am definately G2G for a little while longer! =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    and how long after NOT having sex you become virgin again?

    low blow I know.....

    I think I'm a virgin again.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Correct. And when the subject of losing your virginity comes up, remember, losing your virginity means with a partner!
    Does that include an inflatable partner? Once during passionate sex with mine, I bit him on the neck, he farted and flew out the window....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I think I'm a virgin again.....
    i can come......just say the word....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i can come......just say the word....
    Reminds me of my conversation with my elderly lady neighbor last night. She was saying that when it comes to sex her husband is so old that he couldn't come if you called him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Reminds me of my conversation with my elderly lady neighbor last night. She was saying that when it comes to sex her husband is so old that he couldn't come if you called him...
    y a gay man was having sexual conversation with an old lady?

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    Old ladies, young ladies, old men, young men. I'm an equal opportunity conversationalist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Old ladies, young ladies, old men, young men. I'm an equal opportunity conversationalist.
    just conversation.....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    just conversation.....?
    All but the young men. I just pay them lip service.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    All but the young men. I just pay them lip service.....
    thanks for the image........

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    thanks for the image........
    Speaking of image, where is your ole buddy KP at these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Speaking of image, where is your ole buddy KP at these days?
    look between Cal's cheeks...and NOT the ones on his face..

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    lol So your saying the next time we see KP he will be all sh*t faced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shol'va View Post
    lol so your saying the next time we see kp he will be all sh*t faced?
    ^^lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    look between Cal's cheeks...and NOT the ones on his face..
    u forgot to mention who is sitting in front on HER knees......sucking at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u forgot to mention who is sitting in front on HER knees......sucking at it
    I'm going to assume some bipolar skank.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I'm going to assume some bipolar skank.......
    oh shit you are bi-polar too????

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    1# Be yourself and take responsibility for your actions. If you work at burger king than own it! dont make excuses let a women know that its the best ****ing job in the world! If a somone doesnt like your clothing dont make excuses own you clothing! say you like it and thats all that matter...to many guys make excuses for their life and it makes them look like loosers. Women just want to see that you take responibility for your life and the way you live it.

    2# Have atleast passion. Doesnt matter wtf its is...tennis, bodybuilding, bottle caps...w.e women just want to see you are passionate about somthing and about life in general. Have a passion for your job, for life ect ect.

    3# Be a man! Dont sit back and be scared to talk to women be bold! Stop thinking about everything that could go wrong and just go talk to a girl! women like a man who takes charge and has balls...they like alpha men who have confidence in them self. If you see a hot girl dont sit and think about all the things that could go wrong just go talk to her...in fact dont give yourself time to think bad things just go talk to her as soon as you see her! and whats the worst that could happen? she turns you down? WHO CARES! thers millions of women out their and the only way your going to get good at talking to them is by talking to them! lol practice makes perfect....your gunna have to fail a few times before you can get good at anything.

    4# Take care of your self...wear nice clothes, keep in shape, take care of your hair and nails, shower often lol If you look good you feel good and women dont want to be with a bumb.

    5# Women will test you from the second they meet you...some women will come off as bitchy and most guys back down right away...learn to have fun with them and call them on their bullshit...they just want to see that you are actually as confedent as you some off...alot of guys seem confedent but its just a front and as soon as a women gives them a hard time they back down and become pussies.

    6# Be fun! do fun things, be the guy at the bar that dances and talks to everyone! be the life of the party...dont be the guy who sit's in a corner talking about how hot women are but never talks to them or the guy who tries to pick fights to look tough.

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    P.S dont think in the context of "what do I do to impress them" You dont need to validate yourself to anyone! An alpha male doesnt give a shit what other people think he just lives life for him self and if other wanna come along for the ride then so be it. Dont be an asshole but dont try to impress people by being somthing your not....be fun, be confedent and women will come. Ever notice that the "cool" guys never seem to have to try to be cool...they just are?

    Johnny depp is an example of an alpha male...do you think he cares wtf people think? Do you think he tries to impess people or women? no...he just does what ever he wants and he has fun with life and what happens? women love him for it! men admire him! hes one bad ass dude and all he is doing is being himself lol

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    man crush ^^^ its ok mine is justin timberlake....not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Does that include an inflatable partner? Once during passionate sex with mine, I bit him on the neck, he farted and flew out the window....
    so THAT'S why he left you, huh? Just flew out the window? I never knew that before....

    .... that must have been a few months ago, I remember how distraught you were!

    .... are you OK now, or do we need to do an intervention and bring you another inflatable partner? This one without the audio capability so that he can't say NO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I'm going to assume some bipolar skank.......
    tch tch tch!

    Kawi.... there's no arguing with Cal... bloke is made out of Teflon, nothing we say sticks to him, and he's always got that damm snappy comeback.

    .... I think the dude is a pod?

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    Thanks

    Thanks for all the advice guys. And still not sure what was so funny with the whole Bo thing, but glad you all got a kick out of it. lol

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    Yo yo yo beavers on the beaver trail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinsBeaver099 View Post
    Bo is me. I was an old member on the brink of being banned pretty much the whole time I was here. Mainly cause I'm a confrontational person and very opinionated about things. And I use to post a lot about relationships (I was the first person who responded in your thread).

    I got banned for absolutely nothing though and have come back to haunt ar for the rest of ars natural life. So theres not really any inside joke or anything people just make jokes when they see me around trolling the forum.
    Hmmmm
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