Record Profits Expected From Androgel Sales
Dateline NBC has reported that sales of Androgel in America's prisons has skyrocketed recently. Prisoners have discovered a new use for the product. They are applying it to their cell mates anal cavity, building muscle in the sphinter for a tighter more pleasurable nightly experience. One prisoner was reported as saying damn It was like driving down a hershey highway...... End of message 16:00 zulu
Manufacturers Note:
This product is not to be used on surrounding anal hemorrhoidial tissue as some test patients have been known to experience frequent unexpected outbursts of hemorriod rage.