To all you girlie men out there...Im Sorry
This lounge used to have balls and swagger when I frequented it alot, now you make a couple jokes or mess around with people they start to cry.
Listen I don't know what the fvck 98% of you look like, I mean hell outside of Hazard, I don't know what you guys look like unless you have it in your default picture. So if I call you skinny, fat, a *****, if I say I am hardcore and I eat babies for lunch and puppies for dinner than grow a pair and realize I am joking.
Jesus you guys are grown men (more like grown gorrillas with all that juice), so I tell you guys what I tell my close buddies when they start to complain and bitch
"Stick a nice tampax pearl in that vagina and move on :D"
(This is the closest to an apology you will get from me)