Worst Girlfriend / Boyfriend you ever had......?

[Times Roman]

and we've all had these too. Someone so selfish, so revolting that it makes your skin crawl, and embarrassed to bring her out in the light of day.

For me, I had this really short relationship with a lady that refused to get on the back of my motorcycle!

I'm like... wtf?!?!

(Can you imagine?!)

So I dumped her asss

... damn straight I did

[Standby]

last one didnt bang for 6 months. whats the point of even being around... damn

[DSM4Life]

Stack-it

[songdog]

I was out with friends and my cousin many years ago.At a bar having a good time when he wanted to close at 6pm.So a few of us went back to my place.Wasnt to long when the only gal there explained her roomate kicked her out.So everyone looks at me.I was stuck and a lil drunk.So I let her stay.After a few days I needed to hit the road again.I was a trucker and I didnt realise my cousin set me up.So I brought her with me on the truck.Wat a nitemare it got to the point Where I told her that if she was a guy.Talking to me like that she get hit.Well after 2 weeks I dropped her off in Denver to find her own way home.So I happen to call my uncle which I call Dad.He is rippin me a new ass for havin a whore on my truck.She was a real escort.I told him his son my cousin vouched for her.But no need to worry that I ditched her.Man being the new guy in town was bad enough.But having a hooker on my truck made for good talk at the bar.Women gave me HELL.And my cousin lied about everything.

[Times Roman]

well, at least you got a little dog out of it?

[BG]

When I was 18 I dated a 15 year old girl who grew up in the South Bronx. Her parents were both into drugs so she ended up moving in with me. My family was pissed, but man I loved her....crazy love. But she was hardcore ghetto Italian girl believe it or not. Because i was older I used to go out here in the Hampton's and she would get pissed, talk about fight. I went to jail 3 times because of her and her mother (crackhead), my family stopped speaking to me, life was SO out of control. We broke up and used to hang out some but we would get jealous of others and shit would get crazy again.She turned 21, she got fake tits and fuc'd my worst enemy. I lost that love for her after that, never thought it would go away but man that just ruined it. Im glad, she's a fuc'n train wreck and my wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I actualy think I saw her doing porn, was a short clip, didnt get to see enough, I have to look into it more.......

[Times Roman]

When I was 18 I dated a 15 year old girl who grew up in the South Bronx. Her parents were both into drugs so she ended up moving in with me. My family was pissed, but man I loved her....crazy love. But she was hardcore ghetto Italian girl believe it or not. Because i was older I used to go out here in the Hampton's and she would get pissed, talk about fight. I went to jail 3 times because of her and her mother (crackhead), my family stopped speaking to me, life was SO out of control. We broke up and used to hang out some but we would get jealous of others and shit would get crazy again.She turned 21, she got fake tits and fuc'd my worst enemy. I lost that love for her after that, never thought it would go away but man that just ruined it. Im glad, she's a fuc'n train wreck and my wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I actualy thing I saw her doing porn, was a short clip, didnt get to see enough, I have to look into it more.......

so besides the fake tits and fukken yer worst enemy, sounds like you had a pretty good thing going? =)

[Times Roman]

still not as bad as a woman that won't get on the back of your motorcycle

[gixxerboy1]

still not as bad as a woman that won't get on the back of your motorcycle

she was smart. She knows old people can barely drive cars never the less a motorcycle

[Times Roman]

she was smart. She knows old people can barely drive cars never the less a motorcycle

this was a long time ago, when i was naive... yeah, about your age! =)

[gixxerboy1]

this was a long time ago, when i was naive... yeah, about your age! =)

lol. We are pretty close in age. i got a b-day in 2 weeks so im trying to get in the old jokes before i get any older

[Twist]

I was 17, and had a gf who I loved more than anything. We went through hell together. Dated for three years etc. Bought her all the nicest shit cuz at the time I had plenty of money... Then I went to jail for a little bit. Got out on house arrest for one night when they were transferring me between places and she came over. We were hugging her and making out and I felt a rug burn on her back... She said she was wrestling with her brother on thanksgiving. Bullshit and I knew it. After that night I went back and had a good long time to think about my wasted last three years and about finding a new girl. Oh yeah, and she gave me hpv too. If I could, without being caught, I would strangle that bitch with my bare hands till her eyes pop out.

[DCI]

I don't do GF's for the above reasons.

[bjpennnn]

when i was 20 i put a picture of a girl giving my head in a jacuzi as my main picture on myspace hahaha my chick was pisssed. I think i was the scumyess bf.

[Gaspari1255]

All of them.

[BG]

I don't do GF's for the above reasons.

It was a while before a dated serious again, actualy 8 years and it was my wife.....

[BG]

so besides the fake tits and fukken yer worst enemy, sounds like you had a pretty good thing going? =)

Ya it was fun at the time lol....

[Rockin Z28]

in response to twise..i think pretty much everyone on the planet has HPV..unelss she gave you the warts strand i wouldn't sweat it much..but damn, its always nice to know everyone at some point in time has been ****ed over (not saying its a good thing, but it puts my petty problems into perspective)

[Standby]

i like BGs sig

[BG]

i like BGs sig

Lol my wife and I saw a sick hot girl at the mall today....guess what I said

[wmaousley]

Sniff sniff, I got engaged when I was in the Army, and soon after found out I was to be deployed to Iraq. Well everything was on the up & up and going great while I was deployed, planning a wedding, a future, even talking about what we will name our kids. Basically we were all smiles, until one month before I am to redeploy back to the US, I call my fiance on her cell and she is acting like a bitch to me for no reason whatsoever. She then proceeds to tell me she needs to go outside and smoke and she cant while on the phone because of the cord????? I said WTF I called you on your cell, Cell phones don't have a cord and she hung up. I was fvckin pissed and new something wasn't right. I called back to find out she is pregnant. She had supposedly gotten drunk a month prior to this and had sex with an ex. and said it was the only time it had happened. I said your full of shit, we are over and within 1 hour closed my bank account online and opened another basically leaving her ass out to dry. To this day she tries to contact me to try to coax me back, but I am happily married to a woman I trust/love 100000% and have a beautiful daughter with.

After I got home from Iraq I told my mom I would never marry an American girl, and I sure as hell didn't.

[Times Roman]

lol. We are pretty close in age. i got a b-day in 2 weeks so im trying to get in the old jokes before i get any older

ah ya chikken shiit! I peaked at your profile, and the year of your birth is mysteriously absent.

See, the difference between us, even though we are pretty close in age, is my teeth don't go in the cup at night! =)

(just fukken with ya)

[DCI]

It was a while before a dated serious again, actualy 8 years and it was my wife.....

That would be the best thing to happen to me but not bothered at the minute.

[lovbyts]

Sniff sniff, I got engaged when I was in the Army, and soon after found out I was to be deployed to Iraq. Well everything was on the up & up and going great while I was deployed, planning a wedding, a future, even talking about what we will name our kids. Basically we were all smiles, until one month before I am to redeploy back to the US, I call my fiance on her cell and she is acting like a bitch to me for no reason whatsoever. She then proceeds to tell me she needs to go outside and smoke and she cant while on the phone because of the cord????? I said WTF I called you on your cell, Cell phones don't have a cord and she hung up. I was fvckin pissed and new something wasn't right. I called back to find out she is pregnant. She had supposedly gotten drunk a month prior to this and had sex with an ex. and said it was the only time it had happened. I said your full of shit, we are over and within 1 hour closed my bank account online and opened another basically leaving her ass out to dry. To this day she tries to contact me to try to coax me back, but I am happily married to a woman I trust/love 100000% and have a beautiful daughter with.

After I got home from Iraq I told my mom I would never marry an American girl, and I sure as hell didn't.

Smart man... I wasnt so smart. I did 2x. First one ended up being a Crack head. At least she didnt put out for it, I got the bills/receipts to prove it. LOL She died (accidental suicide) 2 weeks after the divorce but before it was final due to signatures. She learned the hard way not to play with a 44 mag.
2nd one was bipolar. Top of the world one moment and bottom of the dumps the next. Talk about a roller coaster ride. She died 2 or 3 years after the divorce. Non accidental but sleep deprived so not thinking right. 3rd one, not sure yet but Ill have a lot more life insurance on her. LOL Since 2007 I have only gone out with Asian and not the USA born or bread type.

[auslifta]

fvck lovbyts you've got the kiss of death

[lovbyts]

fvck lovbyts you've got the kiss of death

No, they just cant live without me.

[Times Roman]

Sniff sniff, I got engaged when I was in the Army, and soon after found out I was to be deployed to Iraq. Well everything was on the up & up and going great while I was deployed, planning a wedding, a future, even talking about what we will name our kids. Basically we were all smiles, until one month before I am to redeploy back to the US, I call my fiance on her cell and she is acting like a bitch to me for no reason whatsoever. She then proceeds to tell me she needs to go outside and smoke and she cant while on the phone because of the cord????? I said WTF I called you on your cell, Cell phones don't have a cord and she hung up. I was fvckin pissed and new something wasn't right. I called back to find out she is pregnant. She had supposedly gotten drunk a month prior to this and had sex with an ex. and said it was the only time it had happened. I said your full of shit, we are over and within 1 hour closed my bank account online and opened another basically leaving her ass out to dry. To this day she tries to contact me to try to coax me back, but I am happily married to a woman I trust/love 100000% and have a beautiful daughter with.

After I got home from Iraq I told my mom I would never marry an American girl, and I sure as hell didn't.

I got a dear john letter while i was living in korea, well, it was almost a dear john letter, and i knew something was up, so i went home on emergency leave, where i caught her cheating asss with a big monkey bite on her neck.

But i had been living with a lady in korea for a few months already (didn't tell her that), but it still hurt to go home to your girl and find that.

[BG]

That would be the best thing to happen to me but not bothered at the minute.

I wasnt trying it just happened, worry about yourself, save money and get big. Sooner or later you will meet the right one, no rush, you have to be able to deal with her for the rest of your life.

[DCI]

That's what I am doing With work I have been all over the country and have not really had the time to have a GF or a steady one at least. All I do is work and train. I've even begun to give up the drink too I think.

[wmaousley]

Smart man... I wasnt so smart. I did 2x. First one ended up being a Crack head. At least she didnt put out for it, I got the bills/receipts to prove it. LOL She died (accidental suicide) 2 weeks after the divorce but before it was final due to signatures. She learned the hard way not to play with a 44 mag.
2nd one was bipolar. Top of the world one moment and bottom of the dumps the next. Talk about a roller coaster ride. She died 2 or 3 years after the divorce. Non accidental but sleep deprived so not thinking right. 3rd one, not sure yet but Ill have a lot more life insurance on her. LOL Since 2007 I have only gone out with Asian and not the USA born or bread type.

Sorry to hear about your losses buddy. I found American women (Not all) but more than I care to know have psychological issues, and the ones that don't have issues think they need meds anyway. so its a lose lose situation anyway you look at it. Every American women I know is on either an Anti Depressant, or a psychostimulant like Aderall or Ritalin. WTF is really going on? Thank god for foreign women!!!

[Twist]

Sorry to hear about your losses buddy. I found American women (Not all) but more than I care to know have psychological issues, and the ones that don't have issues think they need meds anyway. so its a lose lose situation anyway you look at it. Every American women I know is on either an Anti Depressant, or a psychostimulant like Aderall or Ritalin. WTF is really going on? Thank god for foreign women!!!

and just like lovbyts, I love my 99lb soaking wet asian doll.

[wmaousley]

I got a dear john letter while i was living in korea, well, it was almost a dear john letter, and i knew something was up, so i went home on emergency leave, where i caught her cheating asss with a big monkey bite on her neck.

But i had been living with a lady in korea for a few months already (didn't tell her that), but it still hurt to go home to your girl and find that.

Look its different for a man to screw around vs. a woman because we (men) don't do it with feelings or attachments. A women usually needs to feel something for the man to engage in sexual activities with him. Plus who wants sloppy seconds, thirds, or fourths depending on the girl?

[wmaousley]

and just like lovbyts, I love my 99lb soaking wet asian doll.

Yeah they can be fun, but I like my arabian princess

[Twist]

Yeah they can be fun, but I like my arabian princess

I saw one middle eastern girl with a chaperone at boston market; she had blue eyes and jet black hair. Also lighter skin but definitely didn't look like she had any Caucasian in her. Eyes could have been green come to think of it. I have never seen anything like that. Was wearing a head dress type of thing too and made it look real good. I couldn't stop staring. It was actually amazing to me. Still, I think my girl is damn hot shit.

[lovbyts]

I saw one middle eastern girl with a chaperone at boston market; she had blue eyes and jet black hair. Also lighter skin but definitely didn't look like she had any Caucasian in her. Eyes could have been green come to think of it. I have never seen anything like that. Was wearing a head dress type of thing too and made it look real good. I couldn't stop staring. It was actually amazing to me. Still, I think my girl is damn hot shit.

Did she look like this? She is Asian/Brazilian mix and obviously very white especially considering she was born and raised in Philippines.

[Twist]

No but wow! A previous girl of yours? Damn

She was definitely middle eastern. She had a turban or whatever its called and was clearly with another middle eastern chaperone. She also had lighter blue eyes or light green eyes.

[lovbyts]

No but wow! A previous girl of yours? Damn

She was definitely middle eastern. She had a turban or whatever its called and was clearly with another middle eastern chaperone. She also had lighter blue eyes or light green eyes.

What do you think.

[Standby]

damn lovbyts

[wmaousley]

Did she look like this? She is Asian/Brazilian mix and obviously very white especially considering she was born and raised in Philippines.

All I have to say is, she is hot

[DCI]

What do you think.

Lucky bastard