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    Heaviest partner you've ever had......?

    Good threads come in threes, so what the hell happened here?

    I had a GF once in Germany that must have weighed 170 lbs. She was fun, but not in public if you know what I mean....

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    125lbs. I knew because she was my training partner for a while.

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    130. She was my 16 year old girlfriend. Better body than most girls that were 10 to 15 pounds less than her.

    I have always gone for the smaller ones. Its more fun being as big as i am

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    never been over 160

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Good threads come in threes, so what the hell happened here?

    I had a GF once in Germany that must have weighed 170 lbs. She was fun, but not in public if you know what I mean....
    Fat chicks are like moped's..... fun to ride , shit to be seen with

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    Where's cal?

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    about 135 but she was 5'9 with fake double d's

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    190 or 200... lol
    only ever wanted to go straight to her place or see her somewhere that nobody was, she always wanted me to go to the fair or sumthing with her but id be damned if i was seen with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noles12 View Post
    130. She was my 16 year old girlfriend. Better body than most girls that were 10 to 15 pounds less than her.

    I have always gone for the smaller ones. Its more fun being as big as i am
    you and i are close to the same size noles........i hate smaller girls for more than a one night stand. My ex wife was 5'6" 116lbs, my next girlfriend 5'8" 137, then my last girlfriend was 5'9" 147lbs.......then my blind date from last week was 5'8" 190lbs because my asshole friends thought it would be funny to talk her up as this super hot thing and then watch my face when i met her. Don't worry we didn't hook up!!
    Last edited by buffgator; 06-18-2011 at 09:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator View Post
    you and i are close to the same size noles........i hate smaller girls for more than a one night stand. My ex wife was 5'6" 116lbs, my next girlfriend 5'8" 137, then my last girlfriend was 5'9" 147lbs.......then my blind date from last week was 5'8" 190lbs because my asshole friends thought it would be funny to talk her up as this super hot thing and then watch my face when i met her. Don't worry we didn't hook up!!
    thats unfortunate... you should have done her dirty

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    My beauty is a 5'5 117lb ass like shakira hot gorgeous love makin' machine...and did i mention she's prego too? Dont know what it is about this chick and being pregnant but that glow and charm she carries makes me love her like those 16 year old relationships we all use to be in!

    Maybe this is all that HG test speaking ive been on for the past month, bwahahaha!!

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    all these fat asss biches walkin around walmart with someone's seed in em, and none of you schmoes are man enough to admit it was you?

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    5' 6" 135 lbs. 2nd wife. My first GF who was 14 was 5' 8" 135 maybe 140 but solid muscle. She was fun to wrestle with and pretty much a full tom boy except for the body and looks. I think she has 7 kids now and guess what, you wouldn't think she has any, looks great... Still I like my current 5' 3" 99lb soaking wet Asian doll.

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    Now who in the hell will admit in dating or pounding a fattie, come on is not all about the body but the feelings, right women? I have a friend on xbox whose tag name is "Pounding Fatties" now there's an honest dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post
    Now who in the hell will admit in dating or pounding a fattie, come on is not all about the body but the feelings, right women? I have a friend on xbox whose tag name is "Pounding Fatties" now there's an honest dude...
    Cal will admit it....

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    I'll admit it...6'2 220lb Olympic alternate shot putter. We went to the same college. She was on the track team, I was a football player. Thicker than a snicker and could suck a mean d&*k!!! P*&sy was pretty good and she was hella flexible. Aint no shame in my game! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator View Post
    you and i are close to the same size noles........i hate smaller girls for more than a one night stand. My ex wife was 5'6" 116lbs, my next girlfriend 5'8" 137, then my last girlfriend was 5'9" 147lbs.......then my blind date from last week was 5'8" 190lbs because my asshole friends thought it would be funny to talk her up as this super hot thing and then watch my face when i met her. Don't worry we didn't hook up!!
    I dont know what it is. Its just the ones i go for. The girl i dated when i was 16 was thick but not fat by any means. Ive just never brought myself to getting with a larger girl. Previous gf was 5'5 115. Girl ive been talking to now is around 5'3 105 and very athletic.

    I guess these girls like a guy with some meat

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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31 View Post
    I'll admit it...6'2 220lb Olympic alternate shot putter. We went to the same college. She was on the track team, I was a football player. Thicker than a snicker and could suck a mean d&*k!!! P*&sy was pretty good and she was hella flexible. Aint no shame in my game! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
    I have a similar experience, she was 5' 2" maybe 220+, She wasn't very athletic. She called me after we left a club and wanted me to come meet her at McDonalds out of all places. I was drinking but knew what I was doing and after 12 years my friend that dropped me off at McDonalds that night still makes fun of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post
    Now who in the hell will admit in dating or pounding a fattie, come on is not all about the body but the feelings, right women? I have a friend on xbox whose tag name is "Pounding Fatties" now there's an honest dude...
    Why would you lie in here? I'm not your neighbor or co-worker, don't know who you really are, so I have no ability to laugh at you when I see you bring home the "Walmart Queen of Refried Beans".

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    (j/k)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Where's cal?
    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Cal will admit it....
    I see i have been missed ummm no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    I have a similar experience, she was 5' 2" maybe 220+, She wasn't very athletic. She called me after we left a club and wanted me to come meet her at McDonalds out of all places. I was drinking but knew what I was doing and after 12 years my friend that dropped me off at McDonalds that night still makes fun of me.
    ok, now there's three of us that are being honest.... c'mon mates! the fatty express isle is now open.......

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    I'm 5-7 180, my wife is 6ft and about 185. I'm 53 and have had women of all shapes and sizes over the years plus a lot of trainwrecks. But my wife is by far and away the best lover and true partner ever. She lost 60lbs in the last two years but is always worried about how she looks. I'm very proud of her. Plus she swallows, what more can a guy ask for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braveone View Post
    I'm 5-7 180, my wife is 6ft and about 185. I'm 53 and have had women of all shapes and sizes over the years plus a lot of trainwrecks. But my wife is by far and away the best lover and true partner ever. She lost 60lbs in the last two years but is always worried about how she looks. I'm very proud of her. Plus she swallows, what more can a guy ask for?
    anal?

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    5"7 - 210 lbs.....he's an IFBB pro though....I'm sure he's heavier now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braveone View Post
    I'm 5-7 180, my wife is 6ft and about 185. I'm 53 and have had women of all shapes and sizes over the years plus a lot of trainwrecks. But my wife is by far and away the best lover and true partner ever. She lost 60lbs in the last two years but is always worried about how she looks. I'm very proud of her. Plus she swallows, what more can a guy ask for?
    My woman is probably about 140 right now, but she's been both heavier and lighter.

    I do have a limit though.... if a woman get's on the back of my harley and the front wheel comes off the ground.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    My woman is probably about 140 right now, but she's been both heavier and lighter.

    I do have a limit though.... if a woman get's on the back of my harley and the front wheel comes off the ground.....
    what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

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    i'd rather go home alone then with a big girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?
    well, there's always a forklift??

    j/k

    I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

    if a woman has bigger arms than me
    if she has a bigger neck than me
    if her wrists are bigger than mine


    ... then I just give her Cal's number!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    well, there's always a forklift??

    j/k

    I do have an upper limit. but it's not a specific number. some clues:

    if a woman has bigger arms than me
    if she has a bigger neck than me
    if her wrists are bigger than mine


    ... then I just give her Cal's number!
    Always can count on you Gramps.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    what if she wont even get on the back of your harley?

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    That poor kawi.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Always can count on you Gramps.......
    just letting you know I got yer back, slick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    just letting you know I got yer back, slick...
    not that I am not self sufficient in that but Thank you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

    ....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

    With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    That poor kawi.....
    u r talking abt u or the bike?
    Imagine the poor fella need to replace shocks every 2 weeks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    well, it seems like she has an attractive face...

    ....too bad she's bigger than the bike.

    With a butt that big, there wouldn't be any room for you on the front there Cal...
    i wouldnt dare asking someone like THAT to sit on my bike...jeez.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so lemme ask you a question there Cal....

    .... so how many pounds of flour would it take?

    ....to find a wet spot I mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r talking abt u or the bike?
    Imagine the poor fella need to replace shocks every 2 weeks lol
    no shocks... hard tail for this application!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r talking abt u or the bike?
    Imagine the poor fella need to replace shocks every 2 weeks lol
    lol...you talkin about her...or me that the poor fella needs replacing? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    5"7 - 210 lbs.....he's an IFBB pro though....I'm sure he's heavier now
    that's the heaviest?

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