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  1. 06-27-2011, 12:50 PM #1
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    Just heard this.....

    So today one of my friends told me that he heard on TV that japan is having major issues with fecal matter due to the earthquake. He said one of their solutions was to purify the fecal matter...... mix it with soy..... and make it into hamburger patties

    Now.... Idunno if it's true..... He swears to god that he saw it and it's true. It just really makes me wonder who the fvck would think of this and present it to whatever comittee!? Then..... who the fvck would approve this idea!?

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  2. 06-27-2011, 01:29 PM #2
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    yah I heard that too. Meant to post a link the other day...hold on...I'll find it...
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  3. 06-27-2011, 01:30 PM #3
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    Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...op/?test=faces


    EDIT: yah yah yah, its Fox news.
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  4. 06-27-2011, 01:40 PM #4
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    Let the sewage plants pay for the burgers to be made to clean up their friggin mess..... then donate the burgers to the poor and see if they're willing to eat em. I would think they'd be pretty hard pressed to get people to buy this shit (pun intended haha)

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  5. 06-27-2011, 01:42 PM #5
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    Holy Shit!!
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  6. 06-27-2011, 02:07 PM #6
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    I can see the headlines already. "Hamburgers In Japan Gone To Sh*t" film at eleven........ or Now serving Poo Poo Burgers. Sh*t for food equals Sh*t for brains. I wonder if they will throw in used toilet paper for dietary fiber, and if they will charge by the loaf or the pound. Here sir let me pinch you off a loaf of tasty butt burger....They will probably have a sh*t and git burger store on every corner
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  7. 06-27-2011, 02:11 PM #7
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    How would you like to be a taste tester in that lab?

    Gives a new meaning to "man this tastes like sh!t"
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    talk about 'eating pieces of shvt for breakfast!'
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    They do that in North America too, it's called McDonalds...
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  10. 06-27-2011, 02:49 PM #10
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    i'd like to order a t-bone shit steak please
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  11. 06-27-2011, 03:00 PM #11
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    Sounds like a new type of gold rush going on in Japan...There's gold in dem dere butt cheeks. I predict a huge surge in the sales of colon cleansers over there. Do you want your burger runny or well done.
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    at 1:33 in the video, the label on the fridge says "Shit Burger" Is this a joke?
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    Don't see what the big deal is. A little ATM never killed anyone.
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  15. 06-27-2011, 03:59 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Don't see what the big deal is. A little ATM never killed anyone.
    Your right and over there all the ATM folks will be hired on as taste testers bringing down the unemployment rate. which brings up yet another headline..."Unemployment Rate In Japan Goes To Sh*T"
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  16. 06-27-2011, 05:06 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    They do that in North America too, it's called McDonalds...
    Over in Japan they are called sloppy joes.
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  18. 06-27-2011, 07:06 PM #18
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    Imagine what toppings you could get or ways they could prepare it.....


    Would you like your shit burger marinated in piss ??
    Topped with toe cheese?
    I had a fart that was not, would you like me to wipe my ass with your bun??

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    this is ****en disgusting.
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  20. 06-27-2011, 09:19 PM #20
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    This explains why everyone in Japan has a sh*t eating grin on their faces these days....
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    I dont know why you guys take FOX News seriously, its the SNL of the news
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  22. 06-28-2011, 12:25 AM #22
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    I think this is a cleverly planned bad joke though the video looks certainly legit. Gosh Haz you ruined my burger-tuesdays man!

    @wmaousley,

    What's SNL? Shitty News Live??? Gawd!!!
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    maybe they would prefer sushi shit?

    uncooked/unprocessed, i mean?
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    only in japan
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  25. 06-28-2011, 07:19 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Over in Japan they are called sloppy joes.
    That's here in America , they are sloppy Chin's in Japan .........

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Lol....who knows, I do know that there is some weird fvckers in this country, but at least they don't watch Fox news
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    Here in the states we say wheres the beef. Japan must say wheres the shit. I wonder how well it would be for bulking haha
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    The Story Of The Turd Burger

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    just think of the time you can save at a bbq. You dont have to make corn on the cob as a side. The corn is already in your burger.
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    Question: What do Japanese Bodybuilders get when they cross their fecal matter with steroids ?
    Answer: They get Winny The Poo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    #2 BURGER PIT STOP

    Our Motto: We're not number one....We are Number TWO!
    Jezz Slimmer.. you just finished destroying my mental appetite..
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    Must have been something she said.
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