Happy Stampeding!!!!!

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 07:37 AM

So each year in july for 2 weeks we have event called stampede. It is starting today and now every one will have a fvcking excauses to have a hang over in the morning and being drunk almost all evening.

http://cs.calgarystampede.com/

I just like breakfast and Rodeos

Just thought I share.

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 07:39 AM

Stampeding?

Is this the McDonalds half off sale with all the fatties stampeding to be the first ones there?

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Stampeding?

Is this the McDonalds half off sale with all the fatties stampeding to be the first ones there?

i wish....but no apparently you can pick up some cougers real easily but this doesnt apply to you grandpa

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i wish....but no apparently you can pick up some cougers real easily but this doesnt apply to you grandpa

cougers are extinct over here..... =(

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 07:43 AM

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 07:46 AM

hey Cal... what's that movie with Jack Black where all the hawt chics he saw were actually fatties, and all the hotties were ugly as hell? he somehow got hypnotised into seeing women's inner beauty, thinking that was what they actually looked like. So all the hotties in real life, the ones that are attention whores, druggies, drama queens and prima donnas looked real ugly, and visa versa.

you know that movie, right Cal? what's it called?

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

hey Cal... what's that movie with Jack Black where all the hawt chics he saw were actually fatties, and all the hotties were ugly as hell? he somehow got hypnotised into seeing women's inner beauty, thinking that was what they actually looked like. So all the hotties in real life, the ones that are attention whores, druggies, drama queens and prima donnas looked real ugly, and visa versa.

you know that movie, right Cal? what's it called?

Shallow Hall....

**Windex** · 07-08-2011, 07:56 AM

Toronto still better though, just sayin' !

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by Windex

Toronto still better though, just sayin' !

it is the center of the fvcking universe dont get me started on fvcking toronto.

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

it is the center of the fvcking universe dont get me started on fvcking toronto.

...

......x2....^^^

**Windex** · 07-08-2011, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

it is the center of the fvcking universe dont get me started on fvcking toronto.

Yes it is.

.

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by Windex

Yes it is.

.

let me guess u live there??? hows Maple leaf and dion doing over there

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

it is the center of the fvcking universe dont get me started on fvcking toronto.

Toronto? who's Toronto? isn't she that cute indian chic in dancing with wolves?

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Shallow Cal....

yeah, that's the one! =)

**Windex** · 07-08-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

let me guess u live there??? hows Maple leaf and dion doing over there

I don't care for the sports teams, I just know our girls are better ^_<.

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Windex

I don't care for the sports teams, I just know our girls are better ^_<.

Minus moi?.....right Windex?

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by Windex

I don't care for the sports teams, I just know our girls are better ^_<.

oh my bad for some reason I thought every one in Toronto is gay

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

oh my bad for some reason I thought every one in Toronto is gay

then were do the kids come from?

**Windex** · 07-08-2011, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

oh my bad for some reason I thought every one in Toronto is gay

Nope we've been sending them along with the heavy girls out west since those are the two big preferences out there

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Windex

Nope we've been sending them along with the heavy girls out west since those are the two big preferences out there

hey as long as those heavy girls can have sex on the horse back I dont care how they look....for me its the talent that count.

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

then were do the kids come from?

all the guys from west go there to satisfy those desperate girls....and yes they do it raw

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

then were do the kids come from?

Something called a "uterus".....I thought you were smrt Times

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Something called a "uterus".....I thought you were smrt Times

he dont remember anything past rectum......these days.

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Something called a "uterus".....I thought you were smrt Times

I feel like I'm outta touch. A uterus, that's a bird, right?

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I feel like I'm outta touch. A uterus, that's a bird, right?

i think i let Kawi explain how far this "bird" is from rectum........

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 08:53 AM

A uterus is what something comes OUT of...a rectum is something you put INTO for you Times j/k....I better add that before you cry

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 09:02 AM

sniff! It's been so long I can't remember!

**Kawigirl** · 07-08-2011, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

sniff! It's been so long I can't remember!

What? The last time a girl made you cry? Or when you had something in your rectum?

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 09:08 AM

atta girl

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

What? The last time a girl made you cry? Or when you had something in your rectum?

ha ha ha

that's a pretty dangerous question to answer! no matter what I say, it's going to be twisted the wrong way. I think I"m going to have to take "the 5th" on this one, Ma'm!

**RaginCajun** · 07-08-2011, 09:32 AM

hahaha! yall are on fiya today! she has your head spinning old man!

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 09:38 AM

the good looking ones always do! =)

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

the good looking ones always do! =)

Old age does it to your brain given that "other" brain cant do what it suppose to

**calgarian** · 07-08-2011, 09:45 AM

where did Windex go.........I was going to tell him TORONTO only not "GTA" is smaller then Calgary but oh well..........

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2011, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Old age does it to your brain given that "other" brain cant do what it suppose to

ha ha ha

yeah, smart asss! =)

well, us old fuks gotta compensate some how. (and I AINT switching teams to do it either, so get that thought outta yer mind!)

**Hoggage_54** · 07-08-2011, 03:51 PM

Hamilton is the best city in Canada by far

**oscarjones** · 07-08-2011, 06:17 PM

Maor enemas!

**Windex** · 07-08-2011, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Hamilton is the best city in Canada by far

Funny joke.

**Hoggage_54** · 07-08-2011, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Windex

Funny joke.

**Standby** · 07-08-2011, 07:03 PM

ill be in toronto airport on tuesday

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