Wife Puts Husbands Penis In Garbage Disposal......

**lovbyts** · 07-19-2011, 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by wmaousley

In reference to your whole post, sounds like to much baby sitting for me to keep up with!!!! I will stick to Arabs!! American women are damn near like that BTW!!

Except for the fact that American women dont give a damn about loosing face, looking like crap or a fool or what is right or wrong and will go to any means to take everything from you. With Asians it's not so much babysitting but more just reminding them and keeping them in line holding up their part of the bargain.

**lovbyts** · 07-19-2011, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

"Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"

Originally Posted by Times Roman

quite the opposite actually. first time i was up by her, holding her hand

second time, the doc is like, yer down here with me sport! It was pretty friggin amazing, and emotionally I couldn't contain it. I really lost it when I placed my baby girl in my moms arms, that's when the tear drops started.

I have to agree with auslifta on this one. I'm old fashioned where I think they guy should wait outside the room smoking a cigar and after the birth head down to the pub with his buddies to celebrate while the wife recuperates with her nurse/mid wife.
At the most if he/you want to be in the room stand up by her head and let her break your hand but DONT watch the process. For most people it does change everything. What once was a fun play toy turns into????

Yes it's an amazing thing but I would rather watch it on the discovery channels and for Gods sake, leave the camcorders at home.... No one wants to see that sh*t.

**scorpion62** · 07-19-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I have to agree with auslifta on this one. I'm old fashioned where I think they guy should wait outside the room smoking a cigar and after the birth head down to the pub with his buddies to celebrate while the wife recuperates with her nurse/mid wife.
At the most if he/you want to be in the room stand up by her head and let her break your hand but DONT watch the process. For most people it does change everything. What once was a fun play toy turns into????

Yes it's an amazing thing but I would rather watch it on the discovery channels and for Gods sake, leave the camcorders at home.... No one wants to see that sh*t.

Sorry Lovbyts got to disagree it was the most amazing thing to see is your kids entering the world,nothing compares to it ever

**calgarian** · 07-19-2011, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by wmaousley

Sorry if I offended anyone with my "racist" comment! After seeing her mugshot, the first thing to come to mind was "cave woman".

Cal, I am sorry if I let you down, I will not let it happen again!!! fingers crossed

meh i didnt loose any sleep over it but thank you