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    Wife Puts Husbands Penis In Garbage Disposal......


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    what is wrong with people

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    i'd kill myself

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    id staple her vagina shut

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    i'd kill myself
    Quote Originally Posted by brad1986 View Post
    id staple her vagina shut
    I would do both of these things

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    Quote Originally Posted by brad1986 View Post
    id staple her vagina shut
    then stick a jack hammer in her ass, then kill myself

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    Yeah I'd probably be suicidal if I lost my cock.

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    Yeah when I first heard about this I thought it was a Lorena Bobbit joke or something but then I also saw it on todays news and realized it was a true story and looked it up to post it here for you guys. Makes me wonder if this Biatch is anyway related to ole Lorena "A Cut Above The Rest" Bobbit. you know at least she only threw his penis out the taxi window, stating she was originally thinking about telling the cab driver to keep the tip. But this gal went one step further and put his johnson through the ole kitchen aid three quarter horse power garbage disposer. Can you even imagine this poor mans thought process being awake and tied to the bed and alert as she whacks it all off, while he screams in pain as he hears in the background the sound of the garbage disposer grinding knowing she is shoving his manhood down through it. Do you know what he told her right before she cut off his penis? Obviously the wrong thing. This might be the one time when you would risk putting your own hand down into a running garbage disposal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yeah when I first heard about this I thought it was a Lorena Bobbit joke or something but then I also saw it on todays news and realized it was a true story and looked it up to post it here for you guys. Makes me wonder if this Biatch is anyway related to ole Lorena "A Cut Above The Rest" Bobbit. you know at least she only threw his penis out the taxi window, stating she was originally thinking about telling the cab driver to keep the tip. But this gal went one step further and put his johnson through the ole kitchen aid three quarter horse power garbage disposer. Can you even imagine this poor mans thought process being awake and tied to the bed and alert as she whacks it all off, while he screams in pain as he hears in the background the sound of the garbage disposer grinding knowing she is shoving his manhood down through it. Do you know what he told her right before she cut off his penis? Obviously the wrong thing. This might be the one time when you would risk putting your own hand down into a running garbage disposal.
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    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.

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    coulda been worse... he coulda still been attached to the penis when it went throught the grinder...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.
    Hello mate,

    You country arse red neck mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.
    oh, you can say the same about any group I would imagine.

    the only group clearly not in this category is white males, over 49, yet under 55, that rides a harley, and over 6 foot tall and under 15% bf.

    yeah, i think that about covers it?

    (did i forget to add blue eyes?)

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    That is soooo messed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brad1986 View Post
    id staple her vagina shut
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.
    I didnt like this comment...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    16 lbs baby.......hmmm there is no vag left now......
    Last edited by calgarian; 07-14-2011 at 08:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.
    Can we have one fvckin thread that you derelict fvcks don't turn into a race thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    16 lbs baby.......hmmm there is no vag left now......
    "Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Vietnamese, cant expect less from these neanderthal's. Violence is in there blood.
    Thats a bit rich coming from you mate

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    Dam 16lbs.I hope that guy told the Doc to stich that thing up tight

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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    Dam 16lbs.I hope that guy told the Doc to stich that thing up tight
    some times they stitch it too tight.....never ending pleasure

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Can we have one fvckin thread that you derelict fvcks don't turn into a race thread?
    Couldn't agree more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I did that the other day hearing a lady gave birth to a 16 lb baby. Nobody is gettin near my vag now!
    she must have had a large pelvic structure for her bones to open up and pass a baby that big?

    btw dearie
    there are some guys that have went to the vet and got themselves fixed =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    she must have had a large pelvic structure for her bones to open up and pass a baby that big?

    btw dearie
    there are some guys that have went to the vet and got themselves fixed =)
    u r too old for that......i think at this age u ARE shooting blanks....

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    Sorry if I offended anyone with my "racist" comment! After seeing her mugshot, the first thing to come to mind was "cave woman".


    Cal, I am sorry if I let you down, I will not let it happen again!!! fingers crossed

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Can we have one fvckin thread that you derelict fvcks don't turn into a race thread?
    Before I respond to this are you using derelict in the form of a noun or adjective?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terraj View Post
    Hello mate,

    You country arse red neck mofo
    That doesn't describe me at all!!!!

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    It would be a murder suicide the first chance I got. You could always go to Asia and hope to find a suitable donor for a transplant (they have a lot of practice in Thailand of re attachment) except I would feel gay for touching another mans penis ever time. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    That doesn't describe me at all!!!!
    yeah the internet is bad like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by terraj View Post
    yeah the internet is bad like that...
    Have been having trouble with my computer wanting to be racist all the time. Sorry Libs!!!! Computer problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    It would be a murder suicide the first chance I got. You could always go to Asia and hope to find a suitable donor for a transplant (they have a lot of practice in Thailand of re attachment) except I would feel gay for touching another mans penis ever time. LOL
    Murder ok, suicide mmmmmmmmmmmmmm its a thought but nothing further!!!! I think the Husband was originally an American not asian. I wish there were laws that allowed a husband or wife to revoke naturalized citizens US citizenship if they wanted to. Here in Kuwait this is done all the time!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Sorry if I offended anyone with my "racist" comment! After seeing her mugshot, the first thing to come to mind was "cave woman".


    Cal, I am sorry if I let you down, I will not let it happen again!!! fingers crossed
    now tell me how sweet the apple is off the "let's string em up, boyz" tree?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Murder ok, suicide mmmmmmmmmmmmmm its a thought but nothing further!!!! I think the Husband was originally an American not asian. I wish there were laws that allowed a husband or wife to revoke naturalized citizens US citizenship if they wanted to. Here in Kuwait this is done all the time!!!
    Nice! It's good to have something to hold over their head when they start to get out of hand so you can threaten to send them home and actually mean it.
    Problem is most people dont know how to treat Asian women. You really have to treat them like children in a way. You have to remind them of what their responsibility are as a wife, home maker, mother or whatever you agreed upon otherwise like children they will test you by pushing the boundaries and if you let them they will walk all over you like most any women. It's very important for Asian women not to loose face meaning if you show them they are out of line and especially if you threaten to let their family know that is a big embarrassment to them and the last thing they want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    "Watching your wife give birth for the first time is like watching your favourite pub burn down"
    quite the opposite actually. first time i was up by her, holding her hand

    second time, the doc is like, yer down here with me sport! It was pretty friggin amazing, and emotionally I couldn't contain it. I really lost it when I placed my baby girl in my moms arms, that's when the tear drops started.

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    I think it is just comparing the 2 things you like (pvssy and the pub) being destroyed in a shovanistic male way. Just a joke really, I couldnt imagine what it would feel like.

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    From penis removal to child birth all in one thread...only in the lounge..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    now tell me how sweet the apple is off the "let's string em up, boyz" tree?
    I wasn't born when people used such harsh means to kill people for no reason other than race! Thank God

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Nice! It's good to have something to hold over their head when they start to get out of hand so you can threaten to send them home and actually mean it.
    Problem is most people dont know how to treat Asian women. You really have to treat them like children in a way. You have to remind them of what their responsibility are as a wife, home maker, mother or whatever you agreed upon otherwise like children they will test you by pushing the boundaries and if you let them they will walk all over you like most any women. It's very important for Asian women not to loose face meaning if you show them they are out of line and especially if you threaten to let their family know that is a big embarrassment to them and the last thing they want.
    In reference to your whole post, sounds like to much baby sitting for me to keep up with!!!! I will stick to Arabs!! American women are damn near like that BTW!!

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