Just joking

[Times Roman]

This one is a bad one, so just a heads up warning..

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody d!#k on her teddy bear.

That's over the line mate. We don't talk about kids like that here. We may talk a lot of trash, but kids are off limits.

[paulzane]

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!

[paulzane]

What is the difference between an American male and his photograph?


The photograph is fully developed.

[paulzane]

I'm in trouble with the wife as per.
We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.

Apparently "Identify it" wasnt the right answer.

[Times Roman]

I'm in trouble with the wife as per.
We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body.

Apparently "Identify it" wasnt the right answer.

It's getting late Paul. I think, with that last joke, it's time to say G'night.

G'night Paul!

[paulzane]

Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for the first time.

The proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay day"

The boy replies 'that's alright Dad, my arse is too sore to ride it anyway'

[paulzane]

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last night.

They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.

[paulzane]

We met at the park.

Sparks flew and she fell at my feet.

We made passionate love.



Tazers are they brilliant or what?

[Times Roman]

Don't make me tell my carrot joke again!

[brad1986]

Really? That just confirmed my ideas on the Yank's sense of humour!!!

hahaha well how do you explain bbc??....terrible humor