My Dad's at it again...

Ok, some of you may remember a thread I started about the last time I saw my dad. (He’s Ex-marine and still in rock hard shape at 66!).
Anyway, last summer when I went home I was just finishing a cycle so I was feeling pretty big. My dad saw me and goes.. "lookin’ good boy,,, shoulders look like two country hams.. But you should sue those legs for non-support!"

Ok, fast forward to yesterday. The rents are passing thru town so I put them up and took 'em to breakfast. The waitress asks if he wants coffee, he says yes, she says regular or decaf? He looks her right in the eye and says.. "Do I LOOK like a pussy?!?" loud enough for a 5 table radius to hear... me and my Mom almost died!
good old pop!
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Hahaha! That was funny as hell bro! :lol:

LOL, I can't wait till I get old and just don't give a F anymore.

Pain

LMAO!! Nothing like good ole dad!!

lol, thats sum funny shit

LMAO - I got a knuckle head family on my fathers side too. A bunch of jokesters - family reunions get dangerous :D

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Fathers say the darnest things! :D