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I got this off a car board I frequent, too funny.
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http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...threadid=73235
I got this off a car board I frequent, too funny.
i saw these pics over at that forum. that girl is friggin butt ugly. yuck!
gross...you ruined my day.
dude what are you guys talking about. that chick's hot as hell.
What the fuck is that!?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Why WHy WHY!?!!??!?! :unsure:
Debating on if I should click or not :scratch:
ewwwwwwww.....call the dentist!
Put a flag over her head and do her for the country:D
That girl is really rough on the eyes. My question is in that one picture is that a floting blue cup? WTF?!
thats freakin tough to handle...
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Originally posted by tolinka
ewwwwwwww.....call the dentist!
The guy says the beer cup was thrown at her. Obviously the girl is not much to look at, but the story is still pretty funny.Quote:
Originally posted by superjew
That girl is really rough on the eyes. My question is in that one picture is that a floting blue cup? WTF?!
Really? I think I'd hit that shit :eek: But then again, I'd pretty much hit anything :lol:
Shit bro i feel you, but I would not do that girl even with a bag over head to prevent her bad breath and her nasty teeth...yuck!Quote:
Originally posted by Terinox
Really? I think I'd hit that shit :eek: But then again, I'd pretty much hit anything :lol:
I dont know Id beat those cheeks
I wouldn't fuck her with a canadians dick.
oowwwwww that was bad, and just a joke guys. kidding, kidding ;)
grr... :D
yeah that is one ugly chick, whats with that dent in her stomach you think? I def wouldnt let any of mates drag her home, i'd friggin kill em...
gimmie a friggin break - most of those little coolege poodle over there would be lucky to get any at all and sepnd most of the time spankin it fantasising over bringing a drunk girl home (or any girl)
and dont gimmie that crap about how ugly she is - no, she may not win a beauty contest but lets get real here she has a relatively ok figure - I guarantee that if she were drunk and in your room most of you would be begging to tap that (and if not, you are obviously NOT on cycle, married or restrain for religious purposes).
Untill I see pics of all of your playmate girlfriends, dont give me all this hoopla about how hideous she is.
Now this is something to complain about
shes fuking nasty. My avatar is my bitch - there's my playmate Cyc. There are like 3.8 billion girls on the planet, 45% of them are overweight leaving about 1.7 billion that might be fuckable. This girl, is not one of them.
I am ON and if I were not married, I will admit, I would shove her face into a pillow and go to town for a few hours. :DQuote:
Originally posted by CYCLEON
and dont gimmie that crap about how ugly she is - no, she may not win a beauty contest but lets get real here she has a relatively ok figure - I guarantee that if she were drunk and in your room most of you would be begging to tap that (and if not, you are obviously NOT on cycle, married or restrain for religious purposes).
D
I am simply just too good for her...She's not disgustingly ugly or anything but I just happen to be the fkin man...Its apparent that you guys hurt CYC's feelings b/c his girlfriend looks like that...its ok CYC ill hook you up with one of my girls friends. poor little bastard
You need a serious reality check FKIT.Quote:
Originally posted by FKITLETSGO
I am simply just too good for her...She's not disgustingly ugly or anything but I just happen to be the fkin man...
:lol:
D
I know brother but fortunately I was given one....in fact it was at the expense of 7,000 bucks and 5 hours spent in a fkn shitty laredo holding cell...hopefully that'll be all the reality I get out of that experience...but that was the reality check making me think I was unstoppable..dont think anyone could help me out with me thinking im the fkin man though...its just a gift...im sure you can relate
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Originally posted by roch
I wouldn't fuck her with a canadians dick.
oowwwwww that was bad, and just a joke guys. kidding, kidding ;)
Hahahahahhaha, hey, wut am I complaining about, I said I would hit that :D
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Originally posted by CYCLEON
gimmie a friggin break - most of those little coolege poodle over there would be lucky to get any at all and sepnd most of the time spankin it fantasising over bringing a drunk girl home (or any girl)
and dont gimmie that crap about how ugly she is - no, she may not win a beauty contest but lets get real here she has a relatively ok figure - I guarantee that if she were drunk and in your room most of you would be begging to tap that (and if not, you are obviously NOT on cycle, married or restrain for religious purposes).
Untill I see pics of all of your playmate girlfriends, dont give me all this hoopla about how hideous she is.
Now this is something to complain about
That is SO true. Majority of the guys would probably hit that shit. And it seems like Cyc hasn't been hitting anything, cuz he's as desperate as me :lol:
And did you REALLY have to post that pic there bro? I was planning on jerkin it, but can't do that any more! Now you must suffer by picturing Terinox jerkin it :D
:lol:
Damn Cyc, I thought we all told Excess we were not gonna post pics of his woman on here. All I got to say is it must get cold as hell up there to snuggle up with that.
Diesel I'm with you bro. If I wasn't married drunk and on a cycle I'd hit that. It all looks the same with the lights out. Besides don't you guys know beauty comes from within :D
The hell with that I wouldnt' hit it. First off there is no way I can kiss girls with teeth that are nasty. It just makes me feel gross and nasty for some reason and to have sex? I honesty have been with a few girls that I regret because of their looks and I could barely stay hard because they were not hott. It just kinda gross's me out. I am proud to say that I restrained on many of occasions from having sex b/c of the way a girl looks hell Ive even deterred blow jobs before because they weren't hott. Me and my friend have a bet going where we have random people rank girls that we sleep with and when we each get to fifty we are going to find an average of the chicks and the one with the highest average wins 100.00 from the other. Currently im beating his average but only because he's been with more girls..
my average: 8.9( a couple bad apples made the whole group suffer)
travis's average 7.2( a bunch of bad apples made the few hotties suffer)
wait that's backwards mine is 8.2 and his is 7.9
Ok re-edit the first numbers were correct im 8.9 and he's 7.2
and dont laugh guys this competition is serious and I will win
I believe that most of us have woken up and tried to chew your F"N arm off to get out before she woke! I have hit many a chick and there are some where the Kamikaze's had blinded me and I thought yeah bro she's alright, and my boys were like good luck! I'm man enough to admit that!!! I've had some of the sweetest too it all evens out in the end *HOtties are a 20 uglies are a 1* 20 to 1 odds aren't bad . Although, I had a friend who had a hate relationship with his JuNK...he'd hit some of the nasties taint ever and anywhere! We found him in the parking lot of the Barracks in Guam on the hood of one of our friends cars with this nasty stripper Hot bod Bag Face!!!!!!
Yup, I can remember one or two of the "dump truck" class.Quote:
Originally posted by ripsid
I believe that most of us have woken up and tried to chew your F"N arm off to get out before she woke!
For those that do not know, the dump truck class are for those women that when you grab them by the hips your hands are as wide as they would be while holding the steering wheel of a dump truck.
D