Dissertation on the moose's colon

**Nathan** · 03-30-2003, 03:05 PM

Not really, but I wish I knew stuff about the colon of a moose. That'd be sweet. I'd so totally be able to, like, impress people in casual conversations by spouting off my typical moose colon rhetoric.

Man, flavor is a really weird concept, don't you think? I mean, take chocolate for instance. We use one word to describe the overall sensation that is chocolate. Yet that word is an approximation at best. I mean, does all chocolate taste the same? No! Unless you're a homosexual, in which case for all I know all chocolate does taste the same. I wonder if things taste different to different species. Like, maybe cats like milk and tuna so much because to them, it tastes like pizza and cookie dough. Oh man, that'd rule if tuna tasted like cookie dough. Damn, now I got the munchies.

**palme** · 03-30-2003, 03:07 PM

I think cats like tuna cause it tastes like pussy and they lick pussy all day

And you cant get enough pussy

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 03:08 PM

nathan, what I like about you so much is that you're obviously intelligent, because it does actually take some degree of intelligence and cleverness to be able to pick random rants that are always humorous. Do you just type what you're thinking? Or is it a well-planned rhetoric to make us love you?

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 03:09 PM

palme- pussy doesnt taste like tuna here in the US. if a chick smells anything like tuna, theres no way im going down.

**palme** · 03-30-2003, 03:31 PM

MJ - If i find the pic you will know what i mean

**Nathan** · 03-30-2003, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
nathan, what I like about you so much is that you're obviously intelligent, because it does actually take some degree of intelligence and cleverness to be able to pick random rants that are always humorous. Do you just type what you're thinking? Or is it a well-planned rhetoric to make us love you?

Thanks buddy. I appreciate the compliment. I will take that to mean you think I am an okay writer. If I wrote a book, would you read it out of curiosity?

**daem** · 03-30-2003, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Nathan
If I wrote a book, would you read it out of curiosity?

curiosity may not be the proper word here...perhaps i would read it out of intrigue for the potential errant mysogonistic witticisms.

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 07:16 PM

only if its an autobiography written while tripping.

**Nathan** · 03-30-2003, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
only if its an autobiography written while tripping.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

What's the point of writing if you can't do a little field work?

**gixxerboy1** · 03-30-2003, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Nathan

Thanks buddy. I appreciate the compliment. I will take that to mean you think I am an okay writer. If I wrote a book, would you read it out of curiosity?

Now if that was a picture book that would be scary

**monstercojones** · 03-30-2003, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by gixxerboy

Now if that was a picture book that would be scary

good call.

**Nathan** · 03-31-2003, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by gixxerboy

Now if that was a picture book that would be scary

Bastard.

**monstercojones** · 03-31-2003, 06:10 PM

lets look at this objectively nate dogg, the book in question would be written by a man who titled his latest thread, "Dissertation on the moose's colon" and the book would be written while tripping. of course pictures would be a tad disturbing.