The one and only...official off-topic thread...

[primodonna]

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The rules: You must, in no way, shape or form, post anything related to any previous post in this thread..if you do, the post will be deleted and you will not be allowed to post anything else in this thread

It is in the best interests of all you post whores out there to stay off-topic

Okay... here we go ...

"Who is going to win the NBA Championships?"

[Pete235]

That's irrelevant! I was wondering what's your opinion on Marx's theorum on the Bourgeois and Prolitariat relationship as it applies to Communism?

[dumbells101]

I bought this portable DVD player last week on a long trip so my kds would not flipout. When I got to Best Buy there was a 30 foot line OUTTSIDE the building. I got in the store in about 10 minutes found the player and GOOD HEAVENS the line for checkout circled the ENTIRE store. Took me an hour to check out.

[marx]

Who makes the best coffee? I'm sick and tired of grinding my own beans. They keep clogging my f'n grinder!

[ptbyjason]

Where's the beef?

[dumbells101]

I don't think that "Gray's Anatomy" is the best book for studing anatomy.

[Pete235]

I'm cold...and there are wolves chasing me

[primodonna]

I like chocolate

[dumbells101]

My mom made me spagetti and meatballs Friday night. I like the skinny noodles she uses better.

[primodonna]

What's the square root of 165,076?

[JRMY2711]

WHAT IS THE ATOMIC MASS OF HUMAN FLATULANCE?

[partyboynyc]

why do mexican people only button the top button of their shirt?

[primodonna]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[Pete235]

So the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there

[primodonna]

I'll have a steak sandwich....and a steak sandwich

[partyboynyc]

how come the Everlasting Gobstoppers in the Willy Wonka movie don't look like the ones you buy in the store?Are they not made at the Chocolate Factory?Are they just mass produced in Japan and that's why they are just little colored balls in the store?

[Pete235]

You're gonna need a bigger boat!

[ptbyjason]

I'll take a cheeseburger, hold the cheese.

[pureanger]

I like to walk my dog when I get home froom work

[marx]

Who ate all the chicken breasts?

[partyboynyc]

would it be possible for a white person to think up terms like: chickenhead, bling-bling, rockin' ice, smoking trees, yaherd(have you heard?), twisted, blazin', jiggy, etc.

[partyboynyc]

i miss Sasha and Digweed at Twilo

[partyboynyc]

i'm ambidexterous so i can't masterbate with my other hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it!!!

[Pete235]

Would it be possible for a black person to come up with words like golly, howdy, neato, nifty, how's it goin eh? and gnarly?

[partyboynyc]

my sister got me an incredible hulk Pez dispenser last night.it holds 27 thai dbol

[JRMY2711]

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP

[partyboynyc]

my mom always said the mailman had a huge cock, but i know for a fact growing up he had no pets

[partyboynyc]

HOW MANY LICKS OF KETAMINE DOES IT TAKE TO BURN A HOLE TO THE CENTER OF YOUR BRAIN?

[JRMY2711]

I JUST GOT A DOOBIE BROTHERS 8 TRACK

[primodonna]

Originally posted by JRMY2711
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP

BUZZ you are out...this has already been posted

Thanks for playing

[primodonna]

If i took a hit of E each hour for every year i have lived on this earth, would i be alive after 28 hours?

[primodonna]

Why is one forearm on a man always stronger and bigger than the other?

[primodonna]

Did I leave the iron on?

[partyboynyc]

IF I MASTERBATE THINKING ABOUT MYSELF DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY?

[MarkyMark]

Originally posted by primodonna
I'll have a steak sandwich....and a steak sandwich

Ahh ... I like that movie .... but he did say please ...

fletch , right .....

[primodonna]

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

[MarkyMark]

When a tree falls and there is no one to hear it does it still make a sound ....?

[partyboynyc]

some guy crashed his car into a telephone pole outside my apartment yesterday.what an asshole!

[primodonna]

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

[marx]

Why do I have 6 toes?