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  1. 10-30-2011, 07:16 PM #1
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    Did You Ever Have One Of Those Days Where You Felt Like Cutting Off Your Penis?

    Fvck no me neither but this guy did....

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  2. 10-30-2011, 07:32 PM #2
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    saw this flash up somewhere on the web today aswell, couldnt and still cant bear to watch!!!!
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    Yeah they nick named the guy "stubbs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yeah they nick named the guy "stubbs"
    would one not bleed to death without some quick medical attention?
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    Weird, this morning I woke up and said fvck it, I feel like cutting off my penis. The idea must be spreading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    would one not bleed to death without some quick medical attention?
    Yeah I think it's fake as blood would be spurting on the ground and all over him and the rag he had would be soaked in blood as well. Not to mention it looked like a waiters worst nightmare...someone stole the tip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SufferToReturnHarder View Post
    Weird, this morning I woke up and said fvck it, I feel like cutting off my penis. The idea must be spreading.
    There's a new term they have coined for this...It's called "Penisied" kind of like genocide only with your own penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yeah I think it's fake as blood would be spurting on the ground and all over him and the rag he had would be soaked in blood as well. Not to mention it looked like a waiters worst nightmare...someone stole the tip...
    i was thinking it must be fake (still havent watched) you'd need to be seriously de-arranged to do that, although there have been afew cases of self castration reported through reliable media
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  9. 10-30-2011, 08:08 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by SufferToReturnHarder View Post
    Weird, this morning I woke up and said fvck it, I feel like cutting off my penis. The idea must be spreading.
    Is that how u "Suffer To Return Harder"? Though I don't think ur gona b harder when u return.........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Is that how u "Suffer To Return Harder"? Though I don't think ur gona b harder when u return.........................
    This is literally the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SufferToReturnHarder View Post
    This is literally the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
    Thank u,........Thank u,...I'm here all week,............Dont 4get 2 tip ur waitress..................
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  12. 10-30-2011, 10:04 PM #12
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    Not gona watch that. Especially not at work but either way thank god I have never had an urge to do anything like that. I hope it is fake.
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    I've NEVER had one of those days where I wanted to cut off your penis....

    ....ok, well, almost
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    bet he has a problem with morning wood
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    Sholva, get out of the house, find a date...
    Nobody here is gonna cut off and mail you their penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devildog1967 View Post
    bet he has a problem with morning wood
    Not anymor he doesn't.
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    im not even going to watch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flier View Post
    Sholva, get out of the house, find a date...
    Nobody here is gonna cut off and mail you their penis.
    Bwahahahaahaa LMAO ^^^^^^^^^
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    (I thought I created some wacky posts??????)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    (I thought I created some wacky posts??????)
    You do....
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    I wouldn't do it because of the mess it could cause. Im lazy.
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