This bloke lived in a remote village and supplemented his daily bread with whatever he could hunt out in the forest. One day, he takes the dog and goes off hunting in the woods. Later that evening, he comes back with a decent duck he had shot with his shotgun. He brings it home, and gives it to his woman to fix for dinner. So she dresses it out, and tries to clean out as much of the small pheasant shot from the bird as she can. Unfortunately, she didn't get it all....
Later that night, they all sit down at the supper table, Mom, Dad, and their three small sons.
Later that night, the mom hears her eldest son, distraught, in the bathroom, and crying.
What is wrong son, she asks?
Mommy, I was going to the bathroom, and a beebee came out!!
The mom thought about it, and then reassured her eldest that it is OK, and that it will pass.
Later, she heard again some moaning from the bathroom so she went in to go check it out.
She found her middle son in there, crying.
What is it, she asked.
Mommy! I was going peepee, and a beebee came out!!
The mom, getting used to it, explained that it was OK, and that it will pass.
Reassured, the middle son calmed down and they went about their business.
About an hour later, she heard her youngest son crying from the bedroom, so she rushes in to see what's going on. He's standing there, butt naked, distraught, crying, so she tries to comfort him.
She asks him.... did you try to go peepee and a beebee came out?
NOOO the youngest cried out! I was jacking off and I shot the DOG!!
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