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  1. 11-16-2011, 05:56 PM #1
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    Calling all Metrosexuals

    Calling all Metrosexuals Metro Metro METROSEXUALS HOOOOE

    I need your best tips here are some of mine

    Teeth - put some baking soda and peroxide in a little dish and brush your teeth with it. Leave it on your teeth while you shower. Dirt cheap teeth whitener.

    Body Hair - Use a trimmer to get the hair. This will avoid stubble. For a smoother feel you can shave in the shower but try to do it before bed. Clothes rubbing up around your waist cause most ingrown hair and bumps.

    Hair - I need some help making douchebag hair. This is the hair style everyone and their mother seems to have right now. My hair resembles this:



    Should I move to a fauxhawk:



    Also any good styling tips.

    Spray Tan - Do they make one that looks real if you get a pro to spray it on you? I have done some a few times. One thing I wanna know because I haven't done them in a while. If I get one done Friday night with enough showers can I have it all gone by Monday morning (i.e. back at work)?


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    being 'Metro' isnt hard at all..just take more care of how you look and there you go, you are now 'metro'
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I'm metro
    Ur Cosmo............................................. .................................................. ...J/K
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    You bunch a ass cheek shavers trying to play like you dont know what im talking about. Pop that butt ingrown hair zit boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Ur Cosmo............................................. .................................................. ...J/K
    no i drink cosmo's
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    Yeah, I'm metro. Full fukkin beard, about two inches long, and crazy wild hair. Trying to catch up to Billy Gibbons

    Have Mercy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    no i drink cosmo's
    Then u r definately metro !!!
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    plus i shave the hair growing out my ears....

    ....yeah, I know.... pretty excessive!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    no i drink cosmo's
    I drink metro's
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsm4life

    i drink metro's
    lol!
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    Teeth - brush twice daily / mouth wash ( supermarket tooth whitens are BS) if your teeth are that badly discolored see a dentist and get it sorted... ( ps.. baking soda /peroxide might be good on the teeth but your gums are going to get fked.... I cbf explaining why.. ask your dentist )

    Bodyhair: invest in getting laser hair removal... if your committed to being metro just do it.. it saves all the fuss..if you don't want this hassle.. then yes... use a trimmer if its ur first time then shave .. then to maintain .. shave every few days....

    Hairstyle: See a "good" salon ( when I mean good i mean a Salon that has girls and is reputable.. not that $10 barber up the road from urs and you have those conversations about who got evicted from big brother ).... and ask them what suits your body/ face structure... I mean "compliments" your face/body structure.... and listen to their advice.. chicks know that shit !

    Face: Get a good neutral face wash... doesn't matter which one.. and use it twice daily...

    Body: Moisturizer: Vitamen E creams will work wonders..... use this daily...... ( all that body shop shit.. drop it.. stick to basics and you'll glow )


    And dress like your the King of Kings
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    Is it OK to be metro ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR-FQ320
    Is it OK to be metro ?
    I'll bet most guys on here are atleast somewhat "metro"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    You bunch a ass cheek shavers trying to play like you dont know what im talking about. Pop that butt ingrown hair zit boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    real men have their ass cheeks and taint waxed..

    metro's shave.. doh
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    heres the ascending ordered guide list:

    hobo-scruffy-normal-metro-gay-woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11
    heres the ascending ordered guide list:

    hobo-scruffy-normal-metro-gay-woman
    So where do sholva's "bears" fit in there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    So where do sholva's "bears" fit in there?
    big fvckn hairy bast@rds that'll puch your head in if you call 'em gay!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    big fvckn hairy bast@rds that'll puch your head in if you call 'em gay!!! lol
    Yep..that's my Bears..
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    I am sorry ......r u trying to ask us how to look attrective to women?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yep..that's my Bears..
    Love the bears...woof.
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    <---definitely metro

    teeth-I use rembrandt teeth whitening system and colgate and or crest makes a toothpaste with baking soda and peroxide in it dr pepper. Chk it out

    body hair- I use trimmers down below and shave my arms but use veet on my chest and stomach. Veet is great just don't leave it on your nipples and not on longer then 10 mins it will burn you and make you make you bleed but it leaves you soft like a baby's bottom. Also I know I am going to get shit for this but here goes..........There is this stuff that they sell at these adult couples store called Coochy Cream that girls use to shave their chacha. I use it for my face because this by far the best shaving cream I have ever used. I can shaved everyday and not get razor bumps and most importantly ingrown hairs!!!!! I am really prone to both so its a like a miracle when my ex gf suggested it to me. Only good thing that bitch ever gave me. Fuking C unt lol

    hair-I shave my head enuff said lol

    tan- I go to the beds don't ever need lotion and I get dark as hell.

    lotion-philosohpy they sell it at macy's bloomingdale's etc good stuff smells great and isn't greasy. For the face nivea makes men's moisturizing face lotion which also isnt greasy and is made for sensitive skin.
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    I am just plain pretty.

    Genetics arent always a bitch.

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    I am just plain pretty.

    Genetics arent always a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    <---definitely metro

    teeth-I use rembrandt teeth whitening system and colgate and or crest makes a toothpaste with baking soda and peroxide in it dr pepper. Chk it out

    body hair- I use trimmers down below and shave my arms but use veet on my chest and stomach. Veet is great just don't leave it on your nipples and not on longer then 10 mins it will burn you and make you make you bleed but it leaves you soft like a baby's bottom. Also I know I am going to get shit for this but here goes..........There is this stuff that they sell at these adult couples store called Coochy Cream that girls use to shave their chacha. I use it for my face because this by far the best shaving cream I have ever used. I can shaved everyday and not get razor bumps and most importantly ingrown hairs!!!!! I am really prone to both so its a like a miracle when my ex gf suggested it to me. Only good thing that bitch ever gave me. Fuking C unt lol

    hair-I shave my head enuff said lol

    tan- I go to the beds don't ever need lotion and I get dark as hell.

    lotion-philosohpy they sell it at macy's bloomingdale's etc good stuff smells great and isn't greasy. For the face nivea makes men's moisturizing face lotion which also isnt greasy and is made for sensitive skin.
    can we now call you fanny face? lol

    oops wait, fanny is an ass in the US. damn americans were'nt content with getting the date format back to front, they had to do it with ass and vag aswell!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    <---definitely metro

    teeth-I use rembrandt teeth whitening system and colgate and or crest makes a toothpaste with baking soda and peroxide in it dr pepper. Chk it out

    body hair- I use trimmers down below and shave my arms but use veet on my chest and stomach. Veet is great just don't leave it on your nipples and not on longer then 10 mins it will burn you and make you make you bleed but it leaves you soft like a baby's bottom. Also I know I am going to get shit for this but here goes..........There is this stuff that they sell at these adult couples store called Coochy Cream that girls use to shave their chacha. I use it for my face because this by far the best shaving cream I have ever used. I can shaved everyday and not get razor bumps and most importantly ingrown hairs!!!!! I am really prone to both so its a like a miracle when my ex gf suggested it to me. Only good thing that bitch ever gave me. Fuking C unt lol

    hair-I shave my head enuff said lol

    tan- I go to the beds don't ever need lotion and I get dark as hell.

    lotion-philosohpy they sell it at macy's bloomingdale's etc good stuff smells great and isn't greasy. For the face nivea makes men's moisturizing face lotion which also isnt greasy and is made for sensitive skin.
    Wow ur a gd metrosexual tyrranosaurus.. just like me
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    can we now call you fanny face? lol

    oops wait, fanny is an ass in the US. damn americans were'nt content with getting the date format back to front, they had to do it with ass and vag aswell!! lol
    lol no you can't!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Wow ur a gd metrosexual tyrranosaurus.. just like me

    what can I say the ladies love it haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi
    <---definitely metro

    teeth-I use rembrandt teeth whitening system and colgate and or crest makes a toothpaste with baking soda and peroxide in it dr pepper. Chk it out

    body hair- I use trimmers down below and shave my arms but use veet on my chest and stomach. Veet is great just don't leave it on your nipples and not on longer then 10 mins it will burn you and make you make you bleed but it leaves you soft like a baby's bottom. Also I know I am going to get shit for this but here goes..........There is this stuff that they sell at these adult couples store called Coochy Cream that girls use to shave their chacha. I use it for my face because this by far the best shaving cream I have ever used. I can shaved everyday and not get razor bumps and most importantly ingrown hairs!!!!! I am really prone to both so its a like a miracle when my ex gf suggested it to me. Only good thing that bitch ever gave me. Fuking C unt lol

    hair-I shave my head enuff said lol

    tan- I go to the beds don't ever need lotion and I get dark as hell.

    lotion-philosohpy they sell it at macy's bloomingdale's etc good stuff smells great and isn't greasy. For the face nivea makes men's moisturizing face lotion which also isnt greasy and is made for sensitive skin.
    So since I do all of this, does this mean I'm metro too? FVCK!!! lol
    (minus the head shaving, but I get it cut every 2 wks) oh n none of that lotion either..
    I think being metro also requires dressing like a douche... What you had mentioned above are things every guy should do who wants to get laid
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    So since I do all of this, does this mean I'm metro too? FVCK!!! lol
    (minus the head shaving, but I get it cut every 2 wks) oh n none of that lotion either..
    I think being metro also requires dressing like a douche... What you had mentioned above are things every guy should do who wants to get laid

    Brother.... dress in a way that makes you feel comfortable. and confident... everyone has their own style.. don't try and be someone else...... go out there.. be you and who fkn knows?? you might pick up jessica alba!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki387 View Post
    Brother.... dress in a way that makes you feel comfortable. and confident... everyone has their own style.. don't try and be someone else...... go out there.. be you and who fkn knows?? you might pick up jessica alba!
    She's sitting rite here next 2 me.................she sez no fvckin way loser...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    She's sitting rite here next 2 me.................she sez no fvckin way loser...........
    If she was sitting right next to you right now... and your commenting on a forum.. we'll your a loser...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki387 View Post
    If she was sitting right next to you right now... and your commenting on a forum.. we'll your a loser...
    She's tired man..............gotta giv'er a break..............geeez..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki387

    If she was sitting right next to you right now... and your commenting on a forum.. we'll your a loser...
    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79
    She's tired man..............gotta giv'er a break..............geeez..............
    cut her some slack.. she's probably been chained in his basement for quite some time now
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    cut her some slack.. she's probably been chained in his basement for quite some time now
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    She's tired man..............gotta giv'er a break..............geeez..............

    A "break" to you it might seem.. but she's actually coming home with me
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