This is how fukked up my diet is...

**Times Roman** · 12-02-2011, 04:06 AM

So today is my day off, and the cooks get a day off too. they are supposed to put food in my fridge for me to eat while they are away. So i go in the fridge, and here are these hogie rolls, i open them up to see what's inside, and a very thin spread of tuna spread with some cilantro. very thin spread, mostly bread. so im like fukkk!!!! look in the freezer, and there are these little hot dogs. thaw out 2 lbs, and that is my lunch. bfast was granola. no idea what I'm going to eat for dinner!!!!!

no wonder i can't hardly gain any fukken weight!!!!!

**DSM4Life** · 12-02-2011, 06:21 AM

My diet is all out of whack right now to with my new job.

**SexySweetheart** · 12-02-2011, 07:05 AM

wants to live at a place that delivers my meals too!

**JohnnyVegas** · 12-02-2011, 12:22 PM

You need to find a McDonald's so you can upgrade your meals. Heh.

**xelnaga** · 12-02-2011, 12:28 PM

The bread and razor thin spread of tuna reminds me of the last time i ate at a subway! Maybe a bribe is in order?

**t-diddz** · 12-02-2011, 01:24 PM

you dont know how to cook anything?....

**DCI** · 12-02-2011, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

My diet is all out of whack right now to with my new job.

Same here again diaster.

**Standby** · 12-02-2011, 03:49 PM

so your saying you cycle with a very bad diet? hmmmm

**SexySweetheart** · 12-02-2011, 11:24 PM

tr...I have dinner for you,nice an fresh! ....heheheehe

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**Times Roman** · 12-03-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Standby

so your saying you cycle with a very bad diet? hmmmm

yes, that's what I'm saying. it's not very bad, on fridays' it usually sucks, and most of the other times it's "less than ideal"

**Times Roman** · 12-03-2011, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart

tr...I have dinner for you,nice an fresh! ....heheheehe

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hmmm..... I see you've read the interview?

**SexySweetheart** · 12-03-2011, 09:40 AM

sure did...great interview!

**Times Roman** · 12-03-2011, 09:59 AM

thx

btw... the bug is looking a little small... got anything bigger? =)

**Sgt. Hartman** · 12-03-2011, 04:40 PM

Here you go. Nice interview man.

**SexySweetheart** · 12-03-2011, 07:18 PM

" got anything bigger? =) "

thats what she said

**lovbyts** · 12-03-2011, 11:36 PM

How much protein do you think is in that bug? Damn that's one big bug.... Probably the kids pet. It definitely big enough to put a leash on.

**xelnaga** · 12-03-2011, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

How much protein do you thing is in that bug? Damn that's one big bug.... Probably the kids pet. It definitely big enough to put a leash on.

The bug is around 75; the kid is prob around 22,500 grams.

**Times Roman** · 12-04-2011, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

Here you go. Nice interview man.

Yup. that's pretty close to how big it was, maybe a tad smaller.....

**lovbyts** · 12-04-2011, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Yup. that's pretty close to how big it was, maybe a tad smaller.....

Has a metallic Taste huh? Ill take your word for it. LOL

**Times Roman** · 12-04-2011, 04:27 AM

yes. Metallic flavor. You can "feel" the taste on the back of your tongue.

You know, those bugs have little hooks on the end of each leg allowing them to crawl up a wall, or stop you from cleanly swallowing them down your throat...

**lovbyts** · 12-04-2011, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

yes. Metallic flavor. You can "feel" the taste on the back of your tongue.

You know, those bugs have little hooks on the end of each leg allowing them to crawl up a wall, or stop you from cleanly swallowing them down your throat...

Yeah that is what I was thinking the whole time is about the legs/feet/claws and how it would feel on the way down.

It would suck to swallow one alive and feel it trying to crawl back out. LOL

**Times Roman** · 12-04-2011, 05:59 AM

Naw, what I did, is I threw it up in the air real high, caught it in my mouth, chewed it three or four times, then swallowed it down. but them damn little hooks at the end of it's feet do get stuck in your throat on the way down....

**lovbyts** · 12-04-2011, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Naw, what I did, is I threw it up in the air real high, caught it in my mouth, chewed it three or four times, then swallowed it down. but them damn little hooks at the end of it's feet do get stuck in your throat on the way down....

I know, I read all about it. One of the few stories you had not told me yet.