pranks you pulled

[TBrah]

not sure if this thread will be good or not just post some pranks you pulled on people hopefully it'll bring some laughs

1. Back in middle school we had arranged seating during lunch.The kid next to me would bring a small bottle of dr. pepper every day. I brought a larger sized bottle one day and pulled mine out but accidentally drank his. I apologized and offered to switch mine for his it was a good trade since mine had more liquid. it was in my backpack and i used to sprint from my class to be able to be ahead of the lines so the botle was shaken up like crazy. The kid goes to open it and it sprays everywhere all over his clothes and shorts and eveyrone started saying he pissed himself.


2. I had a photography and computer web design class in highschool. The way we saved our work in our photography class was to a harddrive that was on the computers intranet but you could only access it from inside the photography classes computer lab....or so they thought. i hated every1 in that class and I finally got my revenge. I got the ip address of the computer where everyones work was stored and logged into it from the only computer in the web design class with administrator access besides the teachers ( this was ****ing hard i had to be so sneaky). Saved the school swim team photo folder on my flashdrive and then delted absolutley everything in that folder from every class period. The teacher was almost in tears the next day and all the kids were flipping out because they knew it was me but had no way to connect me.

[xelnaga]

1. When I was in college a kid down the hall snitched on me for lighting fireworks. I almost got expelled. I had his roommate get his user name and password to the colleges email system. The system is used to email your professors and students in your classes. I sent an email using his name to let all his classmates and professors know he was a registered sex offender, and had to let all the students and teachers he would be interacting with that this was the case. He dropped out. Whoops.

[Standby]

1. some asshole delete all the pictures i worked so hard for in my computer class back in high school. he was such an asshole i ended up being the one supplying him with his gear and i sell him bunk gear all the time

[DanB]

myself and a friend have a long standing fued (all good hearted nothing sinister) most recent by me was he was asked to dj at his gf's fathers 50th birthday and was told to bring a friend for company, so about a hour into the night i spiked his drink with viagra nothing orginal there i know but it was a very effective embarrassment due to the surroundings

[spywizard]

with estrogen instead of aas..

it's ok i got even and made his sister prego, it's cool since we used ruffies on her and she was a party favor..

her mom really loved it though

[Standby]

with estrogen instead of aas..

it's ok i got even and made his sister prego, it's cool since we used ruffies on her and she was a party favor..

her mom really loved it though

wtf lmao!

[rippedfromabove]

1. some asshole delete all the pictures i worked so hard for in my computer class back in high school. he was such an asshole i ended up being the one supplying him with his gear and i sell him bunk gear all the time

What happened to him then?

[dec11]

at school, the usual loosening of the salt cellar tops in the dining halls, putting condom wrappers in teachers blazer pockets.

also phoning in bomb scares to our (mixed religion) school (worked a treat in Northern Ireland in the 80's lol)

i once persuaded my 5yr old little brother that touching electric cow fencing with his knob would make him magic, the poor sod, it nearly gave him a heart attack lol.

[dec11]

with estrogen instead of aas..

it's ok i got even and made his sister prego, it's cool since we used ruffies on her and she was a party favor..

her mom really loved it though

have you been drinking again? lol

[gearbox]

my mother loves her stupid rat (little haired mini chiuaua named short cake) about 2.9 lbs...short cake also barks like crazy when the rottweiler (outside dog) comes in for a bit on special occasions. short cake again goes crazy and tries to bite the rott all the time (rott is super chill, old and nice) my mother in law is afraid the rott may bite her dog if her dog ever did get a good bite in...on april fools I got ketchup and water mix (blood) and got her dog all soaked in it by the front door. she came home from shopping! right when she was on door step you hear me yell LOUD at my nephew (hold the rott back it attacked short cake) she looks down to see my holding short cake upside down yelling get towels and my mother in law runs to the phone to call I guess the police!! so I had to saw april fools! She said bleep bleep at me and cried in the bathroom for a few minutes..I guess I am an As# cause I thought it was hilarious...

[ddp2727]

I stuffed a buddy of mine's car with packaging peanuts on time through is sun roof while he was at work. When he came out he took it pretty well. Just was inquiring about who did it. The part when he lost his cool was when he pulled out he rolled his windows down and he got pulled over and ticketed for littering. Whoops.

[TBrah]

some of these are pretty funny

[Times Roman]

not sure if this thread will be good or not just post some pranks you pulled on people hopefully it'll bring some laughs

1. Back in middle school we had arranged seating during lunch.The kid next to me would bring a small bottle of dr. pepper every day. I brought a larger sized bottle one day and pulled mine out but accidentally drank his. I apologized and offered to switch mine for his it was a good trade since mine had more liquid. it was in my backpack and i used to sprint from my class to be able to be ahead of the lines so the botle was shaken up like crazy. The kid goes to open it and it sprays everywhere all over his clothes and shorts and eveyrone started saying he pissed himself.


2. I had a photography and computer web design class in highschool. The way we saved our work in our photography class was to a harddrive that was on the computers intranet but you could only access it from inside the photography classes computer lab....or so they thought. i hated every1 in that class and I finally got my revenge. I got the ip address of the computer where everyones work was stored and logged into it from the only computer in the web design class with administrator access besides the teachers ( this was ****ing hard i had to be so sneaky). Saved the school swim team photo folder on my flashdrive and then delted absolutley everything in that folder from every class period. The teacher was almost in tears the next day and all the kids were flipping out because they knew it was me but had no way to connect me.

i need to confess. way back in highschool, there was this girl. kinda freaky, slightly cute. anyways, i was at a party one time, and I saw her with her friend. So I put some ruffies in her drink, and then, about 30 minutes later, took her back to my friends house (parents were away) and we sexually abused the shit out of her, just wearing her out for hours.

So, after all these years, this thing has really been bugging me, and now I need to confess, son.....

[Sgt. Hartman]

When I was around 12 yrs old I put reynolds wrap cellophane on top of the toilet bowl but under the lid where you sit. I did it right before going to bed so when my little sister got up in the middle of the night to use the restroom she peed all over herself and the floor.

I also used to take the door knobs off of her bedroom door and the bathroom door and turn them around backward so the lock would be on the outside. I would lock her in and listen to her scream and cry to let her out.

Amazingly, she turned out okay and isn't scarred for life and actually still speaks to me........

[Flier]

i need to confess. way back in highschool, there was this girl. kinda freaky, slightly cute. anyways, i was at a party one time, and I saw her with her friend. So I put some ruffies in her drink, and then, about 30 minutes later, took her back to my friends house (parents were away) and we sexually abused the shit out of her, just wearing her out for hours.

So, after all these years, this thing has really been bugging me, and now I need to confess, son.....

?.....prank or rape?
U´re kidding, right?

[cherrydrpepper]

2. I had a photography and computer web design class in highschool. The way we saved our work in our photography class was to a harddrive that was on the computers intranet but you could only access it from inside the photography classes computer lab....or so they thought. I hated every1 in that class and i finally got my revenge. I got the ip address of the computer where everyones work was stored and logged into it from the only computer in the web design class with administrator access besides the teachers ( this was ****ing hard i had to be so sneaky). Saved the school swim team photo folder on my flashdrive and then delted absolutley everything in that folder from every class period. The teacher was almost in tears the next day and all the kids were flipping out because they knew it was me but had no way to connect me.

1. Some asshole delete all the pictures i worked so hard for in my computer class back in high school. He was such an asshole i ended up being the one supplying him with his gear and i sell him bunk gear all the time

lol

[Macon_Bacon]

1) In college I bought a chicken and fed it ex-lax and put it in my roommates room. The bird covered his entire room with chicken sh*t. He killed it with a tennis racket when he got home.

2) Same roommate. Took a nail that was just long enough to go through the sole of one of his shoes and secure it too the floor just a little (enough that he could pull it off the floor with a little bit of effort). Then I took a sh*t in his shoe. When he tried to pull it off the floor it ended up sling shotting onto his chest.

3) This was done to me by the aforementioned roommate a few weeks after the poop shoe incident. I had an exam at 9:00 AM the next day and my roommate cut the door off my room at 2:00 AM with a chainsaw. I literally pissed my bed.

[Homer 8]

I was with this gorgeous looking skank one time, after it I heard both her parents died from hepatitis (nasty).
Anyway went the doc to get tested, told I'd have results within a week.

So driving down the motorway my phone rings to a number I didn't recognise so I answer.
Guy on the end of the phone said he was Dr whoever, and asked could I talk.. I said yeah. He said " I'm have your test results here on front of me and it's bad news, you have tested positive for hep c, I'd like you to come in and see me"

Well **** me I almost went into the car beside and started to cry, then I could here in the background people laughing, one of my mates asked a co worker to call me.

Needless to say he got a good slap

[gixxerboy1]

my friend lived with his girlfriend. i left a message on their home answering machine that it was walgreen's and your valtrex refill was ready for pick up

[Homer 8]

1) In college I bought a chicken and fed it ex-lax and put it in my roommates room. The bird covered his entire room with chicken sh*t. He killed it with a tennis racket when he got home.

2) Same roommate. Took a nail that was just long enough to go through the sole of one of his shoes and secure it too the floor just a little (enough that he could pull it off the floor with a little bit of effort). Then I took a sh*t in his shoe. When he tried to pull it off the floor it ended up sling shotting onto his chest.

3) This was done to me by the aforementioned roommate a few weeks after the poop shoe incident. I had an exam at 9:00 AM the next day and my roommate cut the door off my room at 2:00 AM with a chainsaw. I literally pissed my bed.

Your a bad man

[TBrah]

When I was around 12 yrs old I put reynolds wrap cellophane on top of the toilet bowl but under the lid where you sit. I did it right before going to bed so when my little sister got up in the middle of the night to use the restroom she peed all over herself and the floor.

I also used to take the door knobs off of her bedroom door and the bathroom door and turn them around backward so the lock would be on the outside. I would lock her in and listen to her scream and cry to let her out.

Amazingly, she turned out okay and isn't scarred for life and actually still speaks to me........

lmfao im stealing these


3. I was playing xbox with my friend about a 1 or 2 years ago. We got into a game with this 12 year old and his friends my friend had this special armor that you could only unlock through a really difficult task or by knowing someone that worked for the gaming company. I told the 12 year old i worked for the game company. Now while you're waitin for a match there are messages warning you to never give out your account information to anyone especially those claiming to work for them and offering to give you armor. I guess he couldnt read.

[Macon_Bacon]

Your a bad man

I know. I got so many more.

4) Did this to my Dad. Took a large manila envelope that you put documents in. Filled it with shaving cream. Placed the flap under my Dad's bedroom door and knocked. When he came to open it, I stomped on the envelope and it sprayed shaving cream all over him and his room.

5) Did this in my dorm bathroom my freshman year of college. Took 8-10 packs of clear powdered gelatin (the kind you don't have to heat to form a gel). Pour it into a toilet bowl full of water. It will turn the stuff into a clear solid gel. Anyone that pisses on it will get a good splash right back. Oh yeah, you can't flush the gel, it has to be scooped out.

6) Piss in someones windshield wiper fluid reservoir. Every time they go to clean their windshield it will turn a yellow tint.

[Sicko]

More of a passive aggressive action than a prank, but glorious none the less. Take the lid of the back of someones toilet and sh!t in the water reserve. Everytime for several days at least, they will get shitty water when the flush. Really starts to smell and most people dont think to open the reserve tank before they call the plumber. They just think they have a pipe clogged or something... $250.00 dollars later the plumber informs them that they have sh!t in the reserve tank and there is no way that it got in there except for someone actually sh!tting in their tank.Then getting to listen to the person cry about how disgusting and vile a person must be to do something like that is priceless revenge on the little faggot who ran his mouth like a little b!tch to your wife about something that was none of his business which started a fight... but he is your wifes best friends husband so you cant really kick his ass without damaging your wifes relationship with her best friend. Ahhh.. I feel so much better now... this is a go to for me when situations need to be handled without violence...

[scorpion62]

at school, the usual loosening of the salt cellar tops in the dining halls, putting condom wrappers in teachers blazer pockets.

also phoning in bomb scares to our (mixed religion) school (worked a treat in Northern Ireland in the 80's lol)

i once persuaded my 5yr old little brother that touching electric cow fencing with his knob would make him magic, the poor sod, it nearly gave him a heart attack lol.

LMFAO out of this world mate

I ask my brother to climb up on a cuboard and get the biscuits, we pulled the lid open he climb up just got the tin in his hands and I pulled his legs away from him he came of the lid and the latch cut through his tattie sack I was laughing my ass of until papa bear slapped my ass for my bad deed but it was worth it to see him running around with the blood pissing through his hands screaming you have ripped my balls off

[Sgt. Hartman]

More of a passive aggressive action than a prank, but glorious none the less. Take the lid of the back of someones toilet and sh!t in the water reserve. Everytime for several days at least, they will get shitty water when the flush. Really starts to smell and most people dont think to open the reserve tank before they call the plumber. They just think they have a pipe clogged or something... $250.00 dollars later the plumber informs them that they have sh!t in the reserve tank and there is no way that it got in there except for someone actually sh!tting in their tank.Then getting to listen to the person cry about how disgusting and vile a person must be to do something like that is priceless revenge on the little faggot who ran his mouth like a little b!tch to your wife about something that was none of his business which started a fight... but he is your wifes best friends husband so you cant really kick his ass without damaging your wifes relationship with her best friend. Ahhh.. I feel so much better now... this is a go to for me when situations need to be handled without violence...

Sicko is definitely a fitting screen name for you. LMFAO.

[xelnaga]

I got kicked out of a bar in my area for some bs. I went back, took the tube out of the toilet top and hung it over the side, pulled the rubber stopper out of the bottom, and then locked the bathroom door behind myself. Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. Flooded the entire place, no one could find the key to open the bathroom.

[Times Roman]

?.....prank or rape?
U´re kidding, right?

yes...

they didn't have rufies when i was in highschool

[Thenard]

piss in water balloons, ... ketchup packets under the toilet seat.

[dec11]

now i didnt do this but, a mate was at a party one night and one of the group wasnt particularly liked much, a cling on. anyway, appar he was passed out cold drunk and they pulled his pants down , got a condom, put flour and water in it and poked it up his ass with a pencil. he hasnt been in contact with them since, poor cvnt must be scarred for life lol

[xelnaga]

Lol- I think we have a winner.

[DCI]

i once persuaded my 5yr old little brother that touching electric cow fencing with his knob would make him magic, the poor sod, it nearly gave him a heart attack lol.

You're a hideous bastard lol. That's dirt man.

[gixxerboy1]

yes...

they didn't have electricity when i was in highschool

fixed

[dec11]

You're a hideous bastard lol. That's dirt man.

lol, i was an evil little fvcker when i was young, was called The Omen lol

[TBrah]

i was at my neigbors house because his little brother was having a party and wanted me to help kick them out. The brother and his group of friends went in the bathroom to smoke or whatever they were doing but one of them left his facebook page up and I sent really sexual messages to all the girls online and then closed out. The kid comes out and he was like lol who closed out of my facebook and goes to reopen it and all the chats pop up. and then he starts screamin WHO DID THIS WHO tHE **** DID thIS his friends were rolling on the floor laughing the kid was so mad

[DCI]

lol, i was an evil little fvcker when i was young, was called The Omen lol

I thought I was the Omen. How did ya get away with the boom scare lol you looney tune.

i was at my neigbors house because his little brother was having a party and wanted me to help kick them out. The brother and his group of friends went in the bathroom to smoke or whatever they were doing but one of them left his facebook page up and I sent really sexual messages to all the girls online and then closed out. The kid comes out and he was like lol who closed out of my facebook and goes to reopen it and all the chats pop up. and then he starts screamin WHO DID THIS WHO tHE **** DID thIS his friends were rolling on the floor laughing the kid was so mad

That is useless with out actually saying what you said to them And remind me never to be within 50 ft of you for free of being pranked in some manner

[dec11]

I thought I was the Omen. How did ya get away with the boom scare lol you looney tune.



That is useless with out actually saying what you said to them And remind me never to be within 50 ft of you for free of being pranked in some manner

if its my recent predicament you're on about, i know somebody who knows the string pullers and someone got told to fvck right off if they knew what was good for 'em

[xelnaga]

1. I used to work for best buy. Each employee area had its own station with a computer and cordless phone. Well if you press *88 you get onto the intercom system. After I quit a buddy and I went in too the phone to the bathroom and announced outrageous discounts on flat screen TVs. People flooded the registers with boxes. It was great.

2. I lived in a suite my junior year of college with 3 other guys. One night a buddy and I covered our hands with red food coloring and barged into the suite dragging a stuffed hockey bag. In a fake panic I dragged it into the bathroom in front of all my room mates. They were a bunch of preps and nerds and were scared as shit and went to their rooms. We basically spent the next half hour drinking beer in the bathroom and pretending to be in the process of cutting a body up. Eventually I knocked on one of their doors and asked if we could borrow his keys to drop something off across town. He did and we left with the bag.

[TBrah]

I thought I was the Omen. How did ya get away with the boom scare lol you looney tune.



That is useless with out actually saying what you said to them And remind me never to be within 50 ft of you for free of being pranked in some manner

basically something about climbing over the grandcanyon blindfolded if it meant i could suck a fart out of her ass with a straw

[wmaousley]

i need to confess. way back in highschool, there was this girl. kinda freaky, slightly cute. anyways, i was at a party one time, and I saw her with her friend. So I put some ruffies in her drink, and then, about 30 minutes later, took her back to my friends house (parents were away) and we sexually abused the shit out of her, just wearing her out for hours.

So, after all these years, this thing has really been bugging me, and now I need to confess, son.....

I see indictments in your future

[DCI]

if its my recent predicament you're on about, i know somebody who knows the string pullers and someone got told to fvck right off if they knew what was good for 'em

No no man, I meant the school thing

basically something about climbing over the grandcanyon blindfolded if it meant i could suck a fart out of her ass with a straw

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