I pissed in the sink, so?

**Testosterone.** · 12-17-2011, 01:04 PM

So F*ck it, Call me lazy I really don't give a shit. I have found that its much easier to just piss in the sink. I mean, its the bathroom sink so who really gives a f*ck! Well, apparently my GF does.

Somehow, someway more and more of her shit is ending up in my bathroom, my PERSONAL bathroom. And lately I have gotten into the bad habit of pissing in the sink. Its the perfect height, I just turn on the water and pee. No worrying about peeing on the floor, putting the lid down, flushing or anything like that. Everything was wonderful, UNTIL, my GF thought she would just walk in on me one day while I was in the bathroom. You ever try to stop piss coming out of your penis at roughly 212 MPH? I can assure you its not easy.

Picture this: I go in to pee after taking all my vitamins ect so my pee is FIRE SUN YELLOW, Im enjoying the release while my GF is calling my name. I of course ignore her because i'd busy. Well, she opens the bathroom door and kinda startles me so My penis flys around a bit with about 4-6 ounces of NEON YELLOW piss going all over her makeup and shit that she had around the sink. Mirror, floor, electric clock, open contact case, that gay little soap thing she got me, Im talking EVERYWHERE! The look of HOROR on her face was classic. She said I was nasty and that I owed her 100.00 for her make-up..

My response? I blamed her of course. I said why the f*ck would you just storm in here when I have the door closed, What if I was jerking off into your satan sponge thingie you like to use, so it could have been worse bitch! Needless to say I was in the doghouse for a few days.

Maybe, im a bad BF, I dunno.

**slfmade** · 12-17-2011, 01:08 PM

Uh....don't what to say to you bro. I've never known anyone to piss in the sink. That's a little weird TBH!

**Flier** · 12-17-2011, 01:11 PM

Lmao!

**gixxerboy1** · 12-17-2011, 01:18 PM

yea your nasty, you owe her is she doesnt dump you

**BrownGirl** · 12-17-2011, 02:24 PM

Ohhh man....why???????? lol

**baseline_9** · 12-17-2011, 02:27 PM

LMFAO

I sh*t in the sink..... And what!

JK

**dec11** · 12-17-2011, 02:30 PM

and the IQ level gets higher........

**alexISthrowed** · 12-17-2011, 02:30 PM

I just laughed so hard at that!

**Eddie_m63** · 12-17-2011, 02:52 PM

This forum never gets boring lol.

**xelnaga** · 12-17-2011, 03:26 PM

I piss in bottles every night. I got into the habit to prevent having to turn the lights on and walk to the bathroom. I hardly have to be awake to accomplish pissing .

**xelnaga** · 12-17-2011, 03:29 PM

Props on the counter attack btw. Who cares about peeing in the sink, the real issue is how inconsiderate your gf is of your privacy.

**Testosterone.** · 12-17-2011, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by xelnaga

Props on the counter attack btw. Who cares about peeing in the sink, the real issue is how inconsiderate your gf is of your privacy.

For real! Never thought I had to lock the bathroom door in my own house~

**Testosterone.** · 12-17-2011, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by xelnaga

I piss in bottles every night. I got into the habit to prevent having to turn the lights on and walk to the bathroom. I hardly have to be awake to accomplish pissing .

This had me rolling on the floor LOL..

**Sicko** · 12-17-2011, 03:35 PM

I definitely have pissed in the sink before when needed. like at a hotel when friend is in the shower or at a bar when the line is to long and i just gotta go...but not in my own house, that is kinda funny...eheheheh... funny sh!t about you spraying all over her stuff...ehehehehh....

**The Bear 79** · 12-17-2011, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Testosterone.

So F*ck it, Call me lazy I really don't give a shit. I have found that its much easier to just piss in the sink. I mean, its the bathroom sink so who really gives a f*ck! Well, apparently my GF does.

Somehow, someway more and more of her shit is ending up in my bathroom, my PERSONAL bathroom. And lately I have gotten into the bad habit of pissing in the sink. Its the perfect height, I just turn on the water and pee. No worrying about peeing on the floor, putting the lid down, flushing or anything like that. Everything was wonderful, UNTIL, my GF thought she would just walk in on me one day while I was in the bathroom. You ever try to stop piss coming out of your penis at roughly 212 MPH? I can assure you its not easy.

That's fvckin hilarious......................but ur nasty bro.............4 real!

**Brohim** · 12-17-2011, 03:35 PM

I used to piss in bottles when I was overseas cause the bathroom you had to walk .5 mile to get to and wear a damn reflective belt. Plus I would wake up in the mourning having to pee from drinking water all day being in the desert.

But pissing in the sink is just plain lazy when a toilet designed for holding piss is 2 feet away. lol.

**xelnaga** · 12-17-2011, 03:38 PM

I also piss in the shower/side of tub when im at house parties. I dont like the splashing effect that the conventional toilet possesses

**Hazard** · 12-17-2011, 03:39 PM

LMFAO! Idunno if this is actually true or not but it's friggin priceless......

~Haz~

**scorpion62** · 12-17-2011, 03:49 PM

No way mate and getting caught lol if your worried about hit the floor just take a seat on the throne no mess plus you take a load off

**ghettoboyd** · 12-17-2011, 04:06 PM

that does seem a bit over the top in the lazyness dept...is the toilet that far away from the sink that you just couldent make it?...where you to weak to lift the dam seat?....are you above all this hygyne crap that all us normal people deal with not just for our own health but as a courtesy to others?...im just curious...

**Eddie_m63** · 12-17-2011, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Brohim

I used to piss in bottles when I was overseas cause the bathroom you had to walk .5 mile to get to and wear a damn reflective belt. Plus I would wake up in the mourning having to pee from drinking water all day being in the desert.

But pissing in the sink is just plain lazy when a toilet designed for holding piss is 2 feet away. lol.

I still piss on bottles, But mostly if I am in the truck or garage I mean is better then walking to the house or making a stop for something as little as pissing.

**slfmade** · 12-17-2011, 04:29 PM

The sink is odd. I have pee'd in the tub on several occasions. Everytime it's been due to having a hard-on. It can be very difficult to stand on your tip toes while leaning forward and bending your junk at an unreasonable angle. Did that once while half asleep and accidently let go of my junk...you can only imagine what I got when it sprung back up at me. So........I'm either really careful nowdays or head for the tub. I of course turn the water on if I'm doing this.

**JohnnyVegas** · 12-17-2011, 07:51 PM

Considering that is the area where I set up all my injection stuff, I would keep it free of pee. That, and common courtesy and basic hygiene.

**slfmade** · 12-17-2011, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

Considering that is the area where I set up all my injection stuff, I would keep it free of pee. That, and common courtesy and basic hygiene.

JohnnyV, You're married...you know you don't count! haha

**Macon_Bacon** · 12-17-2011, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by scorpion62

No way mate and getting caught lol if your worried about hit the floor just take a seat on the throne no mess plus you take a load off

I agree it is way easy, but the macho man in me will not allow me to sit while I pee.

**slfmade** · 12-17-2011, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Macon_Bacon

I agree it is way easy, but the macho man in me will not allow me to sit while I pee.

I get that. It's like the 3 year old boy that stands to pee with his pants around his ankles. I actually saw a grown man do that at walmart a month or so ago while at the urinal!

**JohnnyVegas** · 12-17-2011, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

JohnnyV, You're married...you know you don't count! haha

Well, then the lesson here is that if you want to ever get married, you should stop peeing in the sink. So, I guess, we will know when he meets that special someone...

Originally Posted by Macon_Bacon

I agree it is way easy, but the macho man in me will not allow me to sit while I pee.

Pfffttt. I sit to pee every time and I don't care what anyone says. I don't like cleaning up pee if it splatters or hits the rim when I start. I don't like the drop or two that will either hit the floor (more cleaning) or into my pants that are in a pool around my ankels (gross). I do like that I can chill and read. When I am busy, sometimes the only time I get to read is when I take a minute or two go to the bathroom.

**slfmade** · 12-17-2011, 09:05 PM

[QUOTE=JohnnyVegas;5837473]Well, then the lesson here is that if you want to ever get married, you should stop peeing in the sink. So, I guess, we will know when he meets that special someone...QUOTE]

LOL - Very true!!! Are you holding your breath?