TOP 5 - - - Celebrities you would like to fight!!!!

**slfmade** · 12-23-2011, 05:35 PM

Don't some people just piss you off? The way they look, the way they act, the way the annoy the hell out of you, etc. Do you ever just find yourself wanting to beat the hell out of someone? We all have people in our lives this applies to, but that would be no fun. So lets look at famous people. If you could fight ANY celebrity who would your TOP 5 be?

No Particular Order

Fred Durst - Limp Bizkit

Kathy Griffin - Comedian

That Harry Potter Guy

Hugh Grant - Actor

Nancy Grace - Bitch talk show host

I'm sure some of you might mention other that make me what to change my mind, so let's see what you got!

**Bigherm21** · 12-23-2011, 08:40 PM

The cast of jersey shore!! That's all

***G-1000*** · 12-23-2011, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Bigherm21

The cast of jersey shore!! That's all

**pikenat** · 12-23-2011, 09:06 PM

1.Tom Cruise (haven't seen the new MI3 though)
2.Dane Cook
3.Rosie O'donnell
4.Anderson Cooper (CNN reporter, he can be in Afghanistan and still have his hair and make up done)
5.Steve Bus*** i (good actor just an ugly mother and he killed Jimmy in Boardwalk)

**dec11** · 12-23-2011, 10:32 PM

Ruby Wax
Harry Hill (total wanker posing as a 'comedian' on UK tv)
Simon Cowell
Callum Best
Zyzz

**dtob** · 12-23-2011, 10:43 PM

Keanu Reeves

**Misery13** · 12-26-2011, 07:26 PM

Mrs.misery13 would like to fight Angolina Jolie...because she looks like she could actually give her a challenge and Serena Williams because she is a dude...lol. that's it.

However...

I'd like to fight the following five people

George St. Pierre because my wife thinks he's hot.

John Cena because he thinks he thinks he can act and my wife think's he's hot.

The Domino's pizza delivery guy because he thinks my wife is hot...I know he's not famous but I still want to crush his skull open.

Peter Griffin because I want to know what it would be like to fight my English Bulldog if he were a human.

Christian Bale because who doesn't want to fight Batman...

**Ernst** · 12-26-2011, 10:16 PM

Michael Vick still makes the list. I want to beat him until every bone in his body is broken.

**pheenyx1** · 12-26-2011, 10:23 PM

Tom Brady. He's just too ****in NICE.
Bill O'rielly from Fox News.
Really anybody from Fox News
Garrison Kealor (the Lake Wobegone guy)
And I am gonna steal the Jersey Shore Cast from Bigherm21. I actually live on the Jersey shore, and they all come in to the bar where I work. If a fight ever breaks out when the Situation is there I'm gonna take a shot in the confusion.

**crazy_rocks** · 12-26-2011, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Fred Durst - Limp Bizkit

Kathy Griffin - Comedian

That Harry Potter Guy

Hugh Grant - Actor

Nancy Grace - Bitch talk show host

fred durst, good one i hate him n all that fake "pimp rock"
kathy griffin? i'd rther have sex with her than fight her.

i would like to fight

1. kanye west. piece of shit needs to be reminded hes not better than anyone.
2. jane fonda. the whore spit on a american POW in vietnam while befriending the commies, years later former soldier catches up to her and spits on her and she takes legal action. she was probably blowing the enemy over there to.
3. van jones. former obama aid, admitted communist, 9-11 truther. social justice type. hints at whites being at fault.
3.B. oh yeah, his former boss to.
4. louis farrakhan. famous american muslim leader who hates everything not muslim. very evil man.
4.B. mind as well throw in his bodyguards to.
5.madonna. for turning young women into whores. for brainwashing young women for thinking sexual relations with a specific group of people is ok.

**spywizard** · 12-26-2011, 10:57 PM

Johnny Depp

I'd do so much brain damage to that pos the world would be a better place..

**pikenat** · 12-26-2011, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

Ruby Wax
Harry Hill (total wanker posing as a 'comedian' on UK tv)
Simon Cowell
Callum Best
Zyzz

+1 on zyzz if he was still alive, he was a tool

**slfmade** · 12-26-2011, 11:17 PM

Carrot Top! He walked into my store a few months back and didn't buy anything.....BASTARD!!!!

**DIESELPWR** · 12-26-2011, 11:31 PM

1. Governor Chris christie
2. Fred & jeff wilpon
3. Ric flair
4. John gruden
5. Tyler perry

**Times Roman** · 12-27-2011, 01:15 AM

wtf???

no Joe Rogan??????

**heist** · 12-27-2011, 02:50 AM

Bon Jovi for his terrible, terrible music

**heist** · 12-27-2011, 02:56 AM

....

**Gym_** · 12-27-2011, 04:48 AM

ID like to fight Britney Spears naked in my bed... ALL NIGHT LONG !!!
And then again the next morning..

Gym_

**Times Roman** · 12-27-2011, 05:19 AM

ok, now that i've gelled my thoughts abit...

Joe Rogan
Brad Pitt
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
Luke Perry

**supersize me** · 12-27-2011, 09:22 AM

1. Obama
2-5. Any male participant in an "occupy" movement

**Kawigirl** · 12-27-2011, 09:47 AM

1) Adam Lambert - for wearing more makeup than should be allowed on a dude
2) Angelina Jolie - for adopting an entire daycare for her own selfish, PR agenda
3) Kim Kardashian - for being just a plain asshat
4) Chris Brown - get him in a car and give a few black eyes
5) Conan O'Brian - just cause he's a ginger (ok...and irritating as fawk!)

**Misery13** · 12-27-2011, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Gym_

ID like to fight Britney Spears naked in my bed... ALL NIGHT LONG !!!
And then again the next morning..

Gym_

seriously...come on you can do better than that.

**Misery13** · 12-27-2011, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by supersize me

1. Obama
2-5. Any male participant in an "occupy" movement

nice...try occupying a job you lazy turds. The military is always hiring...well for the most part. seriously...even dumb privates still get paid for what little work they produce.

**slfmade** · 12-27-2011, 02:16 PM

I can't believe I forgot Ryan fvcking Seacrest. Such a little bitch!

**BrownGirl** · 12-27-2011, 06:11 PM

Okay so I don't think I want to necessarily fight these people, but they just annoy me.

(1) Tori Spelling (She's just plain ugly)
(2) The whole cast of Jersey Shore
(3) Joey Lauren Adams (Her voice makes me want to kill myself...and her)
(4) Anthony Weiner (What a creep)
(5) Casey Anthony (Well she's not really a celebrity but I WOULD fight that murderous b****)

**slfmade** · 12-27-2011, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by BrownGirl

Okay so I don't think I want to necessarily fight these people, but they just annoy me.

(1) Tori Spelling (She's just plain ugly)
(2) The whole cast of Jersey Shore
(3) Joey Lauren Adams (Her voice makes me want to kill myself...and her)
(4) Anthony Weiner (What a creep)
(5) Casey Anthony (Well she's not really a celebrity but I WOULD fight that murderous b****)

I love Joey Lauren Adams!!!

**jasc** · 12-28-2011, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Misery13

Mrs.misery13 would like to fight Angolina Jolie...because she looks like she could actually give her a challenge and Serena Williams because she is a dude...lol. that's it.

However...

I'd like to fight the following five people

George St. Pierre because my wife thinks he's hot.

John Cena because he thinks he thinks he can act and my wife think's he's hot.

The Domino's pizza delivery guy because he thinks my wife is hot...I know he's not famous but I still want to crush his skull open.

Peter Griffin because I want to know what it would be like to fight my English Bulldog if he were a human.

Christian Bale because who doesn't want to fight Batman...

You must be one bad dude.. I wouldn't fvck with GSP

Top 5? hmm

Ryan Seacrest or Mario Lopez
Jack Bauer (guy from 24)
Al Sharpton
Gloria Allred (the epidemy of whats wrong with this country)
Taylor Lautner

**slfmade** · 12-28-2011, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

You must be one bad dude.. I wouldn't fvck with GSP

Top 5? hmm

Ryan Seacrest or Mario Lopez
Jack Bauer (guy from 24)
Al Sharpton
Gloria Allred (the epidemy of whats wrong with this country)
Taylor Lautner

Why would you even consider fighting "A.C. Slater"???? Him and Zack Morris would beat your ASS!!!!!

**Ochosiete** · 12-28-2011, 04:33 PM

1. Whitney Houston.... Damn crackhead.. White lips.. Yeesh!
2. Tiny Tim... I'll never tiptoe through tulips.
3. P. Diddy(puff daddy).. He asked us to call him "shiny suit man"! Are you f*****g kidding me. I oughta whoop his butt just for wearing a damn shiny suit in public.
4. Aaron Rogers.. You damn near perfect son of a *****!! your skill and confidence makes me like you which in turn makes me hate you. Steeler Nation all day!!
5. Wendy Williams... Just for that damn slogan. "How you doin".. You illiterate MF. I'll show you how I'm doin while my fists are doin it to your face.

**Misery13** · 12-30-2011, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

You must be one bad dude.. I wouldn't fvck with GSP

Top 5? hmm

Ryan Seacrest or Mario Lopez
Jack Bauer (guy from 24)
Al Sharpton
Gloria Allred (the epidemy of whats wrong with this country)
Taylor Lautner

never back down right...

**Flagg** · 12-30-2011, 05:07 PM

Piers Morgan - as we'd say in England "Fvckin' 'ate that ****!" posh twat cvnt that thinks people like him, but he is slimey and loathsome in reality. Ex journalist which makes him even more of a cvnt

David Mitchell - Unfunny comedian only matched by having the most annoying voice in the world.

David Walliams - When did people think this guy was funny?

Tom Cruise - arrogant little shortarse that has only ever been in two good films (Collateral and Legend). Good characters, twat in real life

Perez Hilton and Sarah Palin - need to be eradicated from the gene pool

**slfmade** · 12-30-2011, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Piers Morgan - as we'd say in England "Fvckin' 'ate that ****!" posh twat cvnt that thinks people like him, but he is slimey and loathsome in reality. Ex journalist which makes him even more of a cvnt

David Mitchell - Unfunny comedian only matched by having the most annoying voice in the world.

David Walliams - When did people think this guy was funny?

Tom Cruise - arrogant little shortarse that has only ever been in two good films (Collateral and Legend). Good characters, twat in real life

Perez Hilton and Sarah Palin - need to be eradicated from the gene pool

Flagg! Tell us how you REALLY feel....

**zaggahamma** · 12-31-2011, 04:38 AM

1.bill maher
2.whoopie golberg
3.michael moorer (a.k.a.jaba)
4.the bald guy on the weather channel that does the tweeter segment that feels like he needs to half juke/dance between each top 5 "things ppl are TWEETING"
5.erin rodgers of that football team

**mirin_serratus** · 12-31-2011, 02:34 PM

alistair overeem, cuz i only pick on people my own size

not serious, but would be fun

**wmaousley** · 01-01-2012, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by crazy_rocks

fred durst, good one i hate him n all that fake "pimp rock"
kathy griffin? i'd rther have sex with her than fight her.

i would like to fight

1. kanye west. piece of shit needs to be reminded hes not better than anyone.
2. jane fonda. the whore spit on a american POW in vietnam while befriending the commies, years later former soldier catches up to her and spits on her and she takes legal action. she was probably blowing the enemy over there to.
3. van jones. former obama aid, admitted communist, 9-11 truther. social justice type. hints at whites being at fault.
3.B. oh yeah, his former boss to.
4. louis farrakhan. famous american muslim leader who hates everything not muslim. very evil man.
4.B. mind as well throw in his bodyguards to.
5.madonna. for turning young women into whores. for brainwashing young women for thinking sexual relations with a specific group of people is ok.

louis farrakhan IS Not a real Muslim, he is a member of the nation of islam which isnt supported by or recognized by the real islam in any way. Its a racist organization only allowing blacks to join.

**Dillan** · 01-01-2012, 11:52 PM

opra winfrey
justin beiber
tom cruise
anthony mundine
danny green

**The Bear 79** · 01-02-2012, 12:15 AM

Bear Grylls.........Wut kinda dumass goes by the name "Bear"............PPFFFTT

**wmaousley** · 01-02-2012, 12:15 AM

1. Nancy Grace & Bill Oreilly at the same time
2. Tiger Woods for being an infidel
3. Mario Lopez for his intro on ABDC & for Dancing on Dancing with the Stars
4. Jerry Springer for ruining my childhood by teaching me fighting was the answer for every problem
5. Mr. Rogers for looking like a pedo and his monotone voice
6. Ms. Piggy & Kermet for there irritating voices (i mean imagine these 2 going at it)
7. Barney for making my daughter believe dinosaurs were purple with green spots
8. John Madden & Dick Vitel for being TV and Radio hogs and never shutting the fvck up
9. Oprah for stopping her show
10. Jeff Gordan for giving hope to all yankees wanting to pursue a career in a southern sport.

**Awesome_Archy** · 01-02-2012, 12:33 AM

1. Little Wayne
2. Little Wayne
3. Little Wayne
4. Little Wayne
5. Little Wayne

**SexySweetheart** · 01-02-2012, 12:38 AM

octo-mom. (too many reasons to name)
Kim Kardshion (goes to show that looks or money dont equal love or happiness)
Celine Dion (gawd she just plain annoys me with her exaggerated facial expressions)
Christina Aguilera (seriously? awesome husband ditched so you can whore it up..?)
Jennifer Lopez (if you keep upgrading...you’re gonna run out of men to be with, try enjoying the 1 promised to love forever)