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    Fart escapes when pushing up leg press...

    I know this is a foul topic but lately I have been farting when pushing hard on the plate loaded leg press machine. I don't care if someone hears it but I think it would be rude if someone is trying to workout near by and has to smell it. Is this a common occurrence or am I just a foul individual that should be banned from the gym? I know this may seem like a humorous topic but i am actually quite serious.

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    Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.
    I guess I may need to bring some Fabreeze with me on leg days.

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    Not sure if it would work or not. But when I'm hunting I used a product called Scent-Lok. It used to neutralize body odor so the deer can't smell you. That do make underwear. Might give it a shot

    This is either the smartest thing I've ever advised or the dumbest. I'm leaning towards the latter.

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    I wouldn't worry too much. Use it to your advantage whether your doing legs or not. I find squeezing one out is a sure fire way of getting that arse**** who just sits on a machine chatting and not doing anything to remove himself!

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    I almost $hit myself on the leg press machine (true story).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I almost $hit myself on the leg press machine (true story).
    Hope this does not escalate as I add more weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    you are not alone man

    After seeing this video I don't feel bad at all.

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    really funny video thanks i fart my self watching it

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    Nasty. lol goes to show you that you have to constantly eat and your system is working OT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.
    I don't even mind smelling it (abit), just don't want to see it dribbling down your leg!

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    Hey Roman how is it going?

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    Good mate! how's the weather in new york?
    doing sturgis this year?

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    I fart all the time at the gym!, if its a bad one i just go for a walk to the water fountain then come back and blame it on the girl that was next to me.

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    It was 60F Saturday!!! Today its 35F which is fine with me. I have not been to Sturgis since 2007 but I plan to go this year. How about yourself? Will you be in the US around that time?

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    Not if pakistan pans out. sturgis kicks, and a friggin great way to unwind. Plus i get to play with all the eye candy. I haven't been since 06. my buddies have gone twice since then, but as a finance guy, and month end close, the timing really stinks and is difficult to go. too many corp responsibilities. Next best is Street Vibes, and then the real party is Virginia City. VC kicks total ass!!!

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    Train like a beast and farting like a beast.... That video cracked me up.... That's the worst I seen, my mate who trained with me was bad and really smelly farts, I can still smell it... I had to carry air freshener in my gym bag for him...
    Leg press I think most find there stomach being squashed and there fore releasing wind... I find squats does this time to time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Not if pakistan pans out. sturgis kicks, and a friggin great way to unwind. Plus i get to play with all the eye candy. I haven't been since 06. my buddies have gone twice since then, but as a finance guy, and month end close, the timing really stinks and is difficult to go. too many corp responsibilities. Next best is Street Vibes, and then the real party is Virginia City. VC kicks total ass!!!
    It would be cool catching up with you there. I have been avoiding other big trailer week rallies the last couple of years. Still like Laconia but Stugis is king, Mardi Gras for bikers. I'll make sure to get some pics.

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    yeah, meeting up in the middle would be cool. Take some pics, post in photobucket, with some links in a new thread.
    we used to have a fairly good size group i rode with. upwards of 30+ all in. funny how as the years pass, the number keeps getting smaller...
    ...and with the economy, times being hard, and me being away, I'd probably be lucky to pull 8 for a ride right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
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    Jesus, maybe an excuse me in there somewhere...lol

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    I did legs today and farted every set of my leg press, it's hard to stay concentrated when ppl are giggling around you haha, most of the time I just laugh!

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