Fart escapes when pushing up leg press...

**bikeral** · 12-29-2011, 07:33 PM

I know this is a foul topic but lately I have been farting when pushing hard on the plate loaded leg press machine. I don't care if someone hears it but I think it would be rude if someone is trying to workout near by and has to smell it. Is this a common occurrence or am I just a foul individual that should be banned from the gym? I know this may seem like a humorous topic but i am actually quite serious.

**slfmade** · 12-29-2011, 07:40 PM

Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.

**bikeral** · 12-29-2011, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.

I guess I may need to bring some Fabreeze with me on leg days.

**slfmade** · 12-29-2011, 08:19 PM

Not sure if it would work or not. But when I'm hunting I used a product called Scent-Lok. It used to neutralize body odor so the deer can't smell you. That do make underwear. Might give it a shot

This is either the smartest thing I've ever advised or the dumbest. I'm leaning towards the latter.

**Damo1986** · 12-29-2011, 08:37 PM

I wouldn't worry too much. Use it to your advantage whether your doing legs or not. I find squeezing one out is a sure fire way of getting that arse**** who just sits on a machine chatting and not doing anything to remove himself!

**Knockout_Power** · 12-29-2011, 11:22 PM

you are not alone man

**DSM4Life** · 12-30-2011, 06:06 AM

I almost $hit myself on the leg press machine (true story).

**bikeral** · 12-30-2011, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I almost $hit myself on the leg press machine (true story).

Hope this does not escalate as I add more weight.

**bikeral** · 12-30-2011, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

you are not alone man

After seeing this video I don't feel bad at all.

**Charly Rivers** · 01-09-2012, 12:16 AM

really funny video thanks i fart my self watching it

**lovbyts** · 01-09-2012, 12:32 AM

Nasty. lol goes to show you that you have to constantly eat and your system is working OT.

**Times Roman** · 01-09-2012, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Personally I don't care if I "hear" it.....but "smelling" it might constitute an ass whoopin'.

I don't even mind smelling it (abit), just don't want to see it dribbling down your leg!

**bikeral** · 01-09-2012, 09:00 AM

Hey Roman how is it going?

**Times Roman** · 01-09-2012, 09:05 AM

Good mate! how's the weather in new york?
doing sturgis this year?

**DeadlyD** · 01-09-2012, 09:12 AM

I fart all the time at the gym!, if its a bad one i just go for a walk to the water fountain then come back and blame it on the girl that was next to me.

**bikeral** · 01-09-2012, 09:13 AM

It was 60F Saturday!!! Today its 35F which is fine with me. I have not been to Sturgis since 2007 but I plan to go this year. How about yourself? Will you be in the US around that time?

**Times Roman** · 01-09-2012, 09:20 AM

Not if pakistan pans out. sturgis kicks, and a friggin great way to unwind. Plus i get to play with all the eye candy. I haven't been since 06. my buddies have gone twice since then, but as a finance guy, and month end close, the timing really stinks and is difficult to go. too many corp responsibilities. Next best is Street Vibes, and then the real party is Virginia City. VC kicks total ass!!!

**Ca$tro** · 01-09-2012, 09:33 AM

Train like a beast and farting like a beast.... That video cracked me up.... That's the worst I seen, my mate who trained with me was bad and really smelly farts, I can still smell it... I had to carry air freshener in my gym bag for him...
Leg press I think most find there stomach being squashed and there fore releasing wind... I find squats does this time to time...

**bikeral** · 01-09-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Not if pakistan pans out. sturgis kicks, and a friggin great way to unwind. Plus i get to play with all the eye candy. I haven't been since 06. my buddies have gone twice since then, but as a finance guy, and month end close, the timing really stinks and is difficult to go. too many corp responsibilities. Next best is Street Vibes, and then the real party is Virginia City. VC kicks total ass!!!

It would be cool catching up with you there. I have been avoiding other big trailer week rallies the last couple of years. Still like Laconia but Stugis is king, Mardi Gras for bikers. I'll make sure to get some pics.

**Times Roman** · 01-09-2012, 10:50 AM

yeah, meeting up in the middle would be cool. Take some pics, post in photobucket, with some links in a new thread.
we used to have a fairly good size group i rode with. upwards of 30+ all in. funny how as the years pass, the number keeps getting smaller...
...and with the economy, times being hard, and me being away, I'd probably be lucky to pull 8 for a ride right now.

**Tigershark** · 01-11-2012, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

you are not alone man

Jesus, maybe an excuse me in there somewhere...lol

**dooie** · 01-11-2012, 07:17 AM

I did legs today and farted every set of my leg press, it's hard to stay concentrated when ppl are giggling around you haha, most of the time I just laugh!