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    3 minutes of terror

    I thought I was going to have to go to the E.R after my injection today. I was reaching around and giving myself a shot in the glute and was just about finished with my shot and it made a noise and the needle broke off and shot in my ass. I'm fuking panicking. Well turns out there is a thing called vanish point syringes. I went from panic to happy to laughing at my self all in a minute. They should have told me at the pharmacy the needles shoot up inside the damn thing.

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    "A bunch of fvckin amateurs" Lol (movie quote)

    J/K - It'd probably freak me out too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    I thought I was going to have to go to the E.R after my injection today. I was reaching around and giving myself a shot in the glute and was just about finished with my shot and it made a noise and the needle broke off and shot in my ass. I'm fuking panicking. Well turns out there is a thing called vanish point syringes. I went from panic to happy to laughing at my self all in a minute. They should have told me at the pharmacy the needles shoot up inside the damn thing.

    HAHAHAHA! I bet you were FREAKED OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    I thought I was going to have to go to the E.R after my injection today. I was reaching around and giving myself a shot in the glute and was just about finished with my shot and it made a noise and the needle broke off and shot in my ass. I'm fuking panicking. Well turns out there is a thing called vanish point syringes. I went from panic to happy to laughing at my self all in a minute. They should have told me at the pharmacy the needles shoot up inside the damn thing.

    HAHAHAHA! I bet you were FREAKED OUT!

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    lmfao and E.R on new years eve,not a pretty sight. . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testosterone.

    HAHAHAHA! I bet you were FREAKED OUT!
    Hell yea! I've never heard of vanish point. I Dropped the syringe on the floor and called my wife in to try and see if she could see it in my ass. She looked and said she couldn't see it. That's when I was starting to panic. She found the syringe on the floor and read it and said its inside the syringe ya jackass!! Man I swear I could feel in in my ass!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    Hell yea! I've never heard of vanish point. I Dropped the syringe on the floor and called my wife in to try and see if she could see it in my ass. She looked and said she couldn't see it. That's when I was starting to panic. She found the syringe on the floor and read it and said its inside the syringe ya jackass!! Man I swear I could feel in in my ass!!
    That's what she said!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade
    "A bunch of fvckin amateurs" Lol (movie quote)

    J/K - It'd probably freak me out too!
    Yea it made a sound, and left me holding everything but the needle. Lol

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    Hey, that's my line!!! I don't care right now I'm glad I don't have to get it extracted!!! I just wonder with all the reading I do and have done that I never ran across info about vanish point syringes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    Hey, that's my line!!! I don't care right now I'm glad I don't have to get it extracted!!! I just wonder with all the reading I do and have done that I never ran across info about vanish point syringes.
    Never heard of them either bro, til just now anyway. Gona hav 2 get me paws on suma them...............just 2 feed my curiousity.

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    I bet you're wife will hold this over your head for a LONG time...


    Heck, I will and I don't even know you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testosterone. View Post
    I bet you're wife will hold this over your head for a LONG time...


    Heck, I will and I don't even know you..
    You're one to talk "Mr. I piss in the sink" hahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79
    Never heard of them either bro, til just now anyway. Gona hav 2 get me paws on suma them...............just 2 feed my curiousity.
    I'm glad to see A knowledgeable member here hasn't heard of them either. It scared the shit out of me!! Lol

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    Can you post a pic of the needle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Testosterone.
    I bet you're wife will hold this over your head for a LONG time...

    Heck, I will and I don't even know you..
    I dout she will( If I do something stupid or embarrassing like bust my ass and no one sees me, I tell everyone. I done mind laughing at myself for doing something stupid.) it scared the shit out of her too!! We have been laughing about it all morning!!

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    never used them but have heard about them, they given over here generally to people who administer injections themselves and arent comfortable doing so

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga
    Can you post a pic of the needle?
    The needle is in there somewhere. I couldn't see it but my wife assured me it's in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    never used them but have heard about them, they given over here generally to people who administer injections themselves and arent comfortable doing so
    I don't no how they would help cause the needle is out the whole time untill the plunger bottoms out. It would make for better disposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    You're one to talk "Mr. I piss in the sink" hahahahahahahahaha

    Ah Touché I suppose...

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    I can see the spring mechanism in the photo. Very cool stuff. Ive had to use epi pens before, its very similar concept except its reversed. The pin insnt exposed then u press down on the flesh and it springs out.

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    LMAO good one mate you just cant beat having that adrenalin rush when you think theres been a fvck up

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    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga
    I can see the spring mechanism in the photo. Very cool stuff. Ive had to use epi pens before, its very similar concept except its reversed. The pin insnt exposed then u press down on the flesh and it springs out.
    Yea it has some kinda spring mechanism in it.

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    edit.

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    I know a guy at the gym that did the exact same thing. I think those pins are fairly common from the pharmacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    I was giving myself a reaching around and .
    wow, somehow I read this...

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    needles don't break so easy. i usually keep the needle in myglut until i've got the bandaid situation squared away. and no, I've never forgot and satdown with a needle hanging out my ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    I thought I was going to have to go to the E.R after my injection today. I was reaching around and giving myself a shot in the glute and was just about finished with my shot and it made a noise and the needle broke off and shot in my ass. I'm fuking panicking. Well turns out there is a thing called vanish point syringes. I went from panic to happy to laughing at my self all in a minute. They should have told me at the pharmacy the needles shoot up inside the damn thing.
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha That made me literally LOL at work very hard. I have used them, I dont like them because yeah is it gone due to pulled in or broke. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    Hell yea! I've never heard of vanish point. I Dropped the syringe on the floor and called my wife in to try and see if she could see it in my ass. She looked and said she couldn't see it. That's when I was starting to panic. She found the syringe on the floor and read it and said its inside the syringe ya jackass!! Man I swear I could feel in in my ass!!
    I just LOL again, to god damn funny and I can imagine the whole things happening.
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    Thats realy funny... id shit too but it is realy funny thou

    Gym_

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

    wow, somehow I read this...
    Yea I literally wrote this two mins after I figured out I wasn't going to die, and didn't proof read it. It was so funny I had to share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    needles don't break so easy. i usually keep the needle in myglut until i've got the bandaid situation squared away. and no, I've never forgot and satdown with a needle hanging out my ass!
    I didn't think it broke so much as I thought it shot the needle in my ass. Yea yea I know I said shot it in my ass!!!

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    Hell this is some funny stuff. Sorry for your scare and to laugh at your expense but shit thats funny. Damn glad yall pointed that out as now I will stay away from those things! Glad all turned out well.

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    When we were in our senior year of HS...my two best friends and I, went to stick my buddy, and we used the exact same type of syringe, except none of us were smart enough to look for it inside the syringe, and my buddy ended up going to the ER, sitting backwards in the front passenger seat, ass facing the glass the hole way...hahahaha.....funny as shit looking back, not so funny at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    When we were in our senior year of HS...my two best friends and I, went to stick my buddy, and we used the exact same type of syringe, except none of us were smart enough to look for it inside the syringe, and my buddy ended up going to the ER, sitting backwards in the front passenger seat, ass facing the glass the hole way...hahahaha.....funny as shit looking back, not so funny at the time.
    Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    That was Almost me yesterday. I was ready to go!!

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