Need girl help

[cherrydrpepper]

I think this hot spanish girl at work wants to fk me.

Just getting that vibe. When I walk by and say hi.. she like.. breaks her neck looking at me. She stops every time like she wants to chat it up. There are some problems. First I have a long distance relationship and its a good girl but I think I want to break up with her. Ok then a lot of people at work hate me.. long story. So if I was going to mac on this girl I have to be kind of.. inconspicuous about it. I.e. can't have these cockblocking douchebags know I am trying to run my game. Ok third and this is embarassing I jack off a lot. With careful work I have gotten it down to about once a day sometimes twice. For a while there I was habitually up to 6 times a day. Its not that I can get any its that my lady lives 8 hours away. So my drive to be a man and build a fire in a cave and fk a girls brains out isn't where I need it to be half the time. Ok fourth this is kind of embarassing too what can I say Im a disgrace for a man I can be a bit of a shy ***** around girls. Like I believe this girl wants to fk me and Im pretty sure I want to fk her but I can't make my mind up so I will try to avoid her and dumb shit like that and just in general be a sandy vagina about the whole thing. But she has been on my mind lately. I have seen two ugly fks at work talking to her I mean real dog ugly fks and it got me thinking what the fk am I doing sitting on the sidelines when this girl seems to be hot for me. Also I don't think I have blown anything yet my hitting on girl self help cd talks about "neg"ing a girl which is when you kind of blow them off. So I don't think I have fk'd anything up yet but if I don't make a decision this girl will eventually move on. Oh I forgot something kind of important. I have only fk'd white caucasian, white jewish, and asian, so its very important that I unify the races by banging one of every ice cream flavor so that I can create world peace. So banging a spanish chick I think I could cure cancer.

So anyway you testosterone laden bull men, I need your help. Give me your brutally honest opinion. Should I put the chimichanga in her chinchilla or what?

[DanB]

yeah ask her out man,this is time in your life that if you dont do this kinda shit you will look back on in later years and regret missing out on a golden oppertunity to tap a hot spanish ass and if you have problem talking to her then get her number and start txting her, arrange to meet for drinks and just make sure you have 1 or 2 for a bit of dutch courage in you before you meet up and you will be grand

[DSM4Life]

I think this hot spanish girl at work wants to fk me.

Just getting that vibe. When I walk by and say hi.. she like.. breaks her neck looking at me. She stops every time like she wants to chat it up. There are some problems. First I have a long distance relationship and its a good girl but I think I want to break up with her. Ok then a lot of people at work hate me.. long story. So if I was going to mac on this girl I have to be kind of.. inconspicuous about it. I.e. can't have these cockblocking douchebags know I am trying to run my game. Ok third and this is embarassing I jack off a lot. With careful work I have gotten it down to about once a day sometimes twice. For a while there I was habitually up to 6 times a day. Its not that I can get any its that my lady lives 8 hours away. So my drive to be a man and build a fire in a cave and fk a girls brains out isn't where I need it to be half the time. Ok fourth this is kind of embarassing too what can I say Im a disgrace for a man I can be a bit of a shy ***** around girls. Like I believe this girl wants to fk me and Im pretty sure I want to fk her but I can't make my mind up so I will try to avoid her and dumb shit like that and just in general be a sandy vagina about the whole thing. But she has been on my mind lately. I have seen two ugly fks at work talking to her I mean real dog ugly fks and it got me thinking what the fk am I doing sitting on the sidelines when this girl seems to be hot for me. Also I don't think I have blown anything yet my hitting on girl self help cd talks about "neg"ing a girl which is when you kind of blow them off. So I don't think I have fk'd anything up yet but if I don't make a decision this girl will eventually move on. Oh I forgot something kind of important. I have only fk'd white caucasian, white jewish, and asian, so its very important that I unify the races by banging one of every ice cream flavor so that I can create world peace. So banging a spanish chick I think I could cure cancer.

So anyway you testosterone laden bull men, I need your help. Give me your brutally honest opinion. Should I put the chimichanga in her chinchilla or what?

I take you for the romantic type.

[slfmade]

World Peace? Cure Cancer?

Been there; done that......We're still at war, and we're only treating cancer. Good Luck though

[cherrydrpepper]

I take you for the romantic type.

Id romance you all day studmuffin

[BrownGirl]

So I know you asked for advice from "testosterone laden bull men" (LOL) but I'll give you my .02 anyway. If you really want to sleep with this chick and think it's worth ending your current relationship, break up wth your gf first and then go for it. However, be careful since you work together and if things don't work out, you're screwed. Good luck!

[Damo1986]

Being shit with women and worried to approach them is an instinct which goes back to the caveman days where talking to the wrong women could mean death!!

Buddy, you aint gonna die if you talk to her.

Also try pretending shes a f*ckin' bush pig when talking to her. Talking to mingers is always easier!

[Bryan2]

Practice makes perfect bro.

The reason that you see a guy thats a 'ladies man' is because he doesn't care. Go into the situation realistically don't expect anything to go one way or the other and play it by ear. You get nervous because you expect things to go a certain way. Don't expect anything and the best advice I can give you. Don't suck

[Standby]

i think you should continue to jerk off 6+ times a day as your way to work on stopping animal abuse

[HitIt]

what happened to the good girl with the blow jobs and what not?

[chi]

lol drpepper you got issues bro I think ***** may have too much of a grasp on your like bahhahahahaha

[The Bear 79]

Spanish girls r the sh!t bro! My wife is Brazilian. B4 her, I was with 2 other Spanish girls (1 Mexican & 1 Colombian) & I can honestly say, in comparison 2 all the other girls I've been with in my life, the Spanish girls were always better in bed, loyal, proud & deeply passionate & cultured. There's just somethin bout that Latin blood that makes them a better species (4 lack of better term) of female.

[spywizard]

man up.. break up then move on..

but since you still use the terms "run my game" and the like we can assume you are not interested in a relationship but simply want some trim... so don't break up, and it's no one's business who you are bangin.. why would they know?? You telling them??

[SexySweetheart]

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[Dr Pepper]

I have to agree with the majority mate do what you gotta do with this girl from work. But break it off with the good girl first. Better to leave her before you do something you regret. Good luck from your different flavored brother, lol

[Times Roman]

like all of CP's posts.... waaaaay out in left field. =)

so nowadays, guys don't want to date girls, they just want to fuk them? is that how the mindset of the younger generation works? ya gotta fuk em first, and then that becomes the basis ofthe relationship?

that doesn't sound very respectful to me?

Geez, my daughter is 13, so if that's the way you MF'ing horndawg minds work, maybe I SHOULDN'T go to pakistan?

damn!

[gixxerboy1]

like all of CP's posts.... waaaaay out in left field. =)

so nowadays, guys don't want to date girls, they just want to fuk them? is that how the mindset of the younger generation works? ya gotta fuk em first, and then that becomes the basis ofthe relationship?

that doesn't sound very respectful to me?

Geez, my daughter is 13, so if that's the way you MF'ing horndawg minds work, maybe I SHOULDN'T go to pakistan?

damn!

Thats how i was in my 20's. and its not like the guys are alone. It takes 2 to fvck. Wells sometimes 3

[Times Roman]

well, i'm hoping that's just guy talk, and not how the younger generation sexes talk amongst themselves. so instead of "hey, you want to go out friday night"

now it's.... "hey you wanna fuk friday night?"

[evander87]

Practice makes perfect bro.

The reason that you see a guy thats a 'ladies man' is because he doesn't care. Go into the situation realistically don't expect anything to go one way or the other and play it by ear. You get nervous because you expect things to go a certain way. Don't expect anything and the best advice I can give you. Don't suck

^this

[Charly Rivers]

Latin girls are hot and they know how to treat a man but you have to be a "man" dont f... w her if u want the vip treatment

[Scabtree]

Likely the best thing to do is to take is slow; get to know her a bit before twanging her... Call me old fashioned but if you jump into bed too fast you may find that she has really bad halitosis, or has gross yellow toenails, or is covered in crabs, or even has a dick (it happens). By going out with her once or so, you should be able to find out all of these questions and more.

[cherrydrpepper]

These answ2ers are sofa king epic. Thanks guys / love you all xoxo. Fuk my ass i need to bang something new. I talked to this girl since I last posted this. She is very receptive to me and I am good at looking at her as a minga / average girl when in fact shes hot which is great. I dont know whats going to happen in life but fk my ass my gfs preg test came back neg today so that always good right? Anyway hopefully something new soon. Thank you fellow ***** wranglers.

[nikalexopoulos]

I take you for the romantic type.

Haha what ever made you think that?

[nikalexopoulos]

like all of CP's posts.... waaaaay out in left field. =)

so nowadays, guys don't want to date girls, they just want to fuk them? is that how the mindset of the younger generation works? ya gotta fuk em first, and then that becomes the basis ofthe relationship?

that doesn't sound very respectful to me?

Geez, my daughter is 13, so if that's the way you MF'ing horndawg minds work, maybe I SHOULDN'T go to pakistan?

damn!

Dont worry. Some good ones around man. Come to australia. Heck a woman runs our country!! We know to respect them

[Gym_]

Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ..