A man says to a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl , which machine should I use?"
The trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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A man says to a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl , which machine should I use?"
The trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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Fail. Sorry bro.
Suspended or Banned either way gone!
Female Member
yikes...............
"Who wants to be Clark Kent, when you can be Superman."
That was lame.
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Oh it wasnt that bad and has a lot more truth to it than most will admit. Hell nothing impresses MOST girls/women than a big fat.... wallet. Money can make any man attractive to a LOT of women but of course it's really their personality...... LOL
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mmmmm not good
Banned
The corn fueled fart i did tonight was more funny.. sounded like louie armstrong playing trumpet
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It was a good test to see if the boards collective IQ had slipped. It's nice to see that it hasnt.
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Brilliant!! LmaooOriginally Posted by Bronzer
Senior Member
Oh you spoke too early
Anabolic Member
Thank you! Everyone has this idea in their that being big, jacked up, and shredded will catch a girls attention. It will...temporarily....but the guy making 4x as much money as you will catch her eye forever.
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i liked it lol
Senior Member
i liked it too haha
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If you're big and have the $$..... you're in. Sad to say..... financial security isn't even their motivation. Sure that comes with having a ton of money..... but it's the fvckin luxury spending and pampering that really tickles their fancy.
~Haz~
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Last edited by SexySweetheart; 02-11-2012 at 12:11 AM.
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Money matters, and in many cases it matters more than the hundreds of hours we have put in at the gym.
I always have fun seeing how women react to me when I get out of our cars. We have everything from a Jetta with faded paint to a Porsche and an exotic. Nobody makes eye contact when I am in the Jetta. Women including well dressed professional women make eye contact when I am in the Porsche. Women including trashy women and strippers make eye contact when I am in the exotic. A tweaked out stripper actually ran into a convenience store once and yelled "oh my God, whose Lamborghini is parked out front???". Disclaimer: my car is not a Lambo. Always fun.
The Kia Soul and Scion xB are also bad cars to pick up women in, especially because I am not a kid. Just saying, buy a used Porsche (but not a Boxter) rather than a new econobox if you want attention.
Work out for yourself, because most women don't appreciate it like we do. My wife likes my body, but she loved me when I was fat too. Then again, she loved me when I was broke too, so maybe I just found an awesome woman.
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That's kind of sad. I'd be willing to bet that the majority of the women in that survey were in their late 20s and up. There's a lot of girls under 25 who love money, but it seems like there are a handful that like losers. Guys with no motivation or drive to do anything with themselves. Guys that are addicts or just coming out of rehab. Guys with no job or career plans besides being a "DJ" or "Club promoter" AKA a lazy motherfvcker who is going nowhere. Sometimes I feel like if I were to drop out of school, use ghetto slang and portray myself as unintelligent and unmotivated, that woman my age group would dig it.
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that was awesome
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Last edited by SexySweetheart; 02-11-2012 at 12:08 AM.
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If you want a funny gym joke check this out.... this is funny as fuk
http://youtu.be/VvC85h0_Nfc
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