Best pick up lines

[wrstlr69sdnl]

Just wondering whats eveyones best pick up lines?

[Shredz]

Wanna F$#k??? It has worked in the past!!

[tolinka]

1.Damn girl! your feet must be tired! Becaue youve been running through my had ALL DAY LOOONG!!!!

2. Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

3. Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

[wrstlr69sdnl]

I dont usually need one they just come flocking to me

[monstercojones]

yea, ive never used a "line" per se, im just naturally funny and magnetic.

[SwoleDiesel662]

"Hey, I like womens, want to come over to my house so you can massage my feets and make me macaroni and cheeses?" Chicks dig it.

[MinnieMe]

Originally posted by SwoleDiesel662
"Hey, I like womens, want to come over to my house so you can massage my feets and make me macaroni and cheeses?" Chicks dig it.

You can't be serious......... you're better off just saying "Hey!!.. I'll BUY you a shot, if YOU GIVE ME A SHOT"..... ......lol........for real!.......


Good luck,
M-M

[tolinka]

I never actually used a pick up line, or said anything orginal except..."hi" or "whats up"

[HeartDocMD]

Actually, back in undergrad, me and a bunch of friends had a competition to who could preform and say the best pick-up line. So we all went over to a bar (which we did anyway), and started testing them. Some got slaps (hard ones) others got smirks. But there was one that was actually really quite good!

So you walk over to her, stand for a second, then turn to her as if you are going to offer to buy her a drink and say "hi there...would you like to buy me a drink?"

Now it seemed in most cases, she smiled a giggled...and then you continue to say...

Laugh a little, followed by, "no but seriously can I buy you a drink?"

Its all about the delivery, but I am telling you...it works really well!

[Sicilian30]

What's a pick up line? LOL

[FireFighter]

- nice shoes, wanna fuck
-well fuck me if im wrong but is your name Helga?

[BigJB]

hahah heardocMD!! that what me and my boyz do now,
my fav is. "Are those space pants, because ur ass is out of this world!"

[palme]

You want a orgasm?

[peam]

What sport do you play?

[Red Ketchup]

Hey babe nice dress! I think it would look really good on the floor next to my bed!

[partyboynyc]

"is that my cock in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

[BigGreen]

I have not as of yet, nor is it likely i will ever, gathered the balls to perform this one, but urban legend among my friends has it that one of my boys did it, with predictable results.

Look around a bar until you make eye contact with a girl...that shouldn't be too hard. Once you have established eye contact, crook your pointer finger and wiggle it in that standard way that indicates you want someone to come over. While this sounds like the hard part, it's actually easy, as curiosity, if nothing else, will often get them over. At that point, as (i believe it was Tolinka) someone mentioned, it's all in the delivery: as she comes over, likely across a semi-crowded area if it's a good place, curiosity should really be eating at her and she'll come up to you and say "yeah?", or "what did you want?" something to that effect. As soon as she says that, and without hesitation or looking at your "boys", reply, "I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger...imagine what i can do with the other nine and a whole bed to work with!" At this point brace yourself for any number of things, ranging from a nice little slap to a genuine laugh and some interest.

[ValeTudoFighter]

I have never used any of these lines(while sober) but I have seen some friends use them.

-"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word."

-Go up to the girl and say "WOW, you look just like my third wife!"
She says "Damn, How many times have you been married?"
You say "Twice"

[ripsid]

How's this " Ever have your salad tossed by a Fat Man in an overcoat?"

[FKITLETSGO]

I never hit on girls I wait for them to make the first move. If it is a good night ill be approached by two girls that i dont know who's intentions are to get to know me. I talk to them, make em laugh, make em wonder, and make em amazed, and after the club the one who responded the best is getting a face full of josh's pimp juice....lucky them

[peam]

wow fkitletsgo... I'm sure your girlfriend would be proud

[daem]

the cheeziest pickup line i have never used:

you: "hey girl, do you wash your clothes in windex?"

said girl: "ummm, no why?"

you: "because i can see myself in your pants!"

i have done the key thing before, but i don't know how a girl compares a lexus and a mercedes...the type of girl usually attracted from that type of maneuver has nothing upstairs but very fun to look at...i think that is my ultimate desperation ploy since i am outgoing and pretty charismatic and able to strike up conversation with pretty much anyone.

[Pumped109]

I didnt think people still used pick-up lines. It seems a little like a bad skit on satarday nite live. I asked my old lady what she thinks about this thread and she said any guy who really thinks that a pick-up line will get you anywhere with a women that your wron. Then I reminder her how I got her.....then I got no dinner.....damn!!!

[FKITLETSGO]

peam: yes she is proud thank you...lol

[FKITLETSGO]

I like mini me's pickup line in austin powers.

you wouldn't happen to have any midget in you? she says "no why"

would you like one?

[symatech]

i never use pickup lines....but if i did... 'I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?"

[palme]

Tossed salad? Is it what i think it is?

[01dragonslayer]

"I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness."

"Just where do those legs of yours end?"

"Hey don't I know you. Your the girl with the beautiful smile."

"Your the reason why men fall in love."

"I think I can die happy now. I just saw a piece of heaven."

"Whats it feel like to be the most beautiful woman in the room?"

"The drink: $5.00."
"The room: $80.00."
"A date with you:..Priceless."

[FireFighter]

hahahahahahah 01dragonslayer... i bet you use those all the time! haha

[partyboynyc]

" hey bitch, get in the car!!!!"

"want some candy little gir?l"

"you mommy told me to pick you up from school"

"hi, wanna come to my house and see my puppy?"

and when they say no or run screaming go back to.."hey bitch, get in the car".

see how it all comes full circle?!!

[tolinka]

partyboy you crack me up each time you post something

[tolinka]

Wait? Do you hit on little girls???

[Eddyflash]

"Your Beautiful.. I'd like to put your mother in a blender"

"You are so goodlooking I could have sex with you when I am sober"

"I'd like to chop you up and throw you in a dumpster behind an apartment complex"

[Eddyflash]

Or try this one

"Hey Ho you look just like J-LO"

[01dragonslayer]

Originally posted by FireFighter
hahahahahahah 01dragonslayer... i bet you use those all the time! haha

Actually FF I don't have to......they come to me. LOL

[01dragonslayer]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
" hey bitch, get in the car!!!!"

Your such the "Ladies Man" partyboy. Reeeaaaal sensitive. Does it work??? LOL

[partyboynyc]

no girl wants to be drug by her hair going 45 mph down the road from the passenger side window as the cops start chasing!!!

[Red Ketchup]

There is always the good old Australian standby...


"Gidday, wanna fuck?"

To which she usualyl responds...

"Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it... you smooth bastard..."

Red

[01dragonslayer]

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
There is always the good old Australian standby...


"Gidday, wanna fuck?"

To which she usualyl responds...

"Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it... you smooth bastard..."

Red

Maybe I should move to Australia.

[wimp]

did you fart cause you blow me away