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    You can't text and drive but you can....

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    wow, just when thought i have seen it all!

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    i actually was smiling when i saw that!

    the wonder of child birth still blows me away.

    I was noticing how easily that bun popped out of the oven?

    and were they on the way to the hospital, or just the drive through window at taco bell?
    (j/k)

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    I hope he put a large garbage bag down on the seat first or I would have her out steam cleaning it right away. Ok, OK I would give her a few hours to rest up and take a shower....

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    ^ you know, when they put my daughter in my arms, they didn't really wipe her off too much. from the oven and then just put that bun in my arms. I was a mess, but damn i was loving it! =)

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    Until you squeeae to hard and she flies across the room.

    I'm old fashioned. I want to be in the lobby having a cigar and drink with my buddies when they wheel her/him out all cleaned up and looking pretty. LOL

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    Amazing, she was extremely calm that woman

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    i'm speechless. I'm going to be screaming my head off and cussing like a truck driver!! shes absolutely nuts..

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    That was disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Until you squeeae to hard and she flies across the room.

    I'm old fashioned. I want to be in the lobby having a cigar and drink with my buddies when they wheel her/him out all cleaned up and looking pretty. LOL
    not me mate! experiencing the miracle of the birth of my children is something i'll cherish forever! I am soooo glad the docs insisted when they put me in the quarterback position

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