Zombies on Anabolics?

**BBrian** · 01-27-2012, 11:06 AM

Just wondering if anyone has ever injected zombies with AAS and if so, did they notice much lean muscle gains? Which ones should be most effective in combating undead muslce wasting? I'm not sure if they test for controlled substances in the zombielympics or not.

**gixxerboy1** · 01-27-2012, 11:08 AM

post crap like this in the lounge

**BBrian** · 01-27-2012, 11:27 AM

Aww, well if there's anyone who needs a reason to smile it's you.

**gixxerboy1** · 01-27-2012, 11:29 AM

what is that supposed to mean?

**jasc** · 01-27-2012, 11:34 AM

Who the fvck thinks about zombies on steroids ? lol

BTW I bet Frankenstein on roids would kick a roided zombies ass

**Shol'va** · 01-27-2012, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

Don't post crap like this in the lounge

There much better Gix..

**gixxerboy1** · 01-27-2012, 11:39 AM

aww sholva. That made me smile. and apparently i need a reason to smile

**alexISthrowed** · 01-27-2012, 11:40 AM

Your avatar makes me smile

**JohnnyVegas** · 01-27-2012, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

what is that supposed to mean?

Heh. He called you a Grumpy Gus.

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 01:50 PM

I know I'm old and out of touch but can someone help me understand what the fvck is it with all this zombie BS? I obviously missed something important to be so confused and unimpressed by everything "zombie".

**JohnnyVegas** · 01-27-2012, 02:03 PM

^^^^^ Zombies are all the rage right now...but I think they have peaked. They are overexposed in literature, movies and video games. I have always hated them, except for Zombie Land - that was a funny movie. Good writing freshen up a tired (for me) genre.

I am tired of Vampires too. Mostly because nobody does anything original with them. Daybreakers was interesting. I like the Blade movies, although I thought the first one was the best because it was still like a comic book...not totally dark.

So, steroids and zombies? They would need to have the attention span for the gym time. Seems like a problem for them.

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 02:19 PM

Yea, I know there are movies and video games and people building 4x4s in case of a zombie apocolypse and accessories available from arms manufacturers for slaying zombies(no shit) and injecting AAS into zombies and all sorts of nonsensical stuff but how did it start? A movie? I don't get it.

**Black** · 01-27-2012, 02:23 PM

Why would you want to waste anabolics on a zombie and what for? If you are alive, you are against zombies, so why possibly help them?

Not only does this thread suck, but it makes no sense. Damn me for clicking on this link. DAMNNIT!

**JohnnyVegas** · 01-27-2012, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dante Diamond

Why would you want to waste anabolics on a zombie and what for? If you are alive, you are against zombies, so why possibly help them?

Not only does this thread suck, but it makes no sense. Damn me for clicking on this link. DAMNNIT!

Free up your mind. Obviously it would be to turn zombies and build your own super army.

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 02:36 PM

I think you goofy fvckers need to find a new UGL, I don't know what your current one is putting in the vials but it aint AAS.

What next? Crazed Chupacabres wandering the streets?

**slfmade** · 01-27-2012, 02:39 PM

Never a fan of anything Zombie related except as JV said "Zombieland" (loved that movie). I will say that I'm a HUGE fan of the underworld movies, but that probably has more to do with Kate Beckinsale and the special effects than the actual plot. Love Kate Beckinsale

**jasc** · 01-27-2012, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

I think you goofy fvckers need to find a new UGL, I don't know what your current one is putting in the vials but it aint AAS.

What next? Crazed Chupacabres wandering the streets?

Now chupacabras are a different story. I'd juice em so they could fend off Bigfoot

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-27-2012, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Never a fan of anything Zombie related except as JV said "Zombieland" (loved that movie). I will say that I'm a HUGE fan of the underworld movies, but that probably has more to do with Kate Beckinsale and the special effects than the actual plot. Love Kate Beckinsale

Yeah, I don't really give a fvck about vampires and zombies, but I am a Kate Beckinsale fan. Don't ask me what any of her movies are about though..

**Sgt. Hartman** · 01-27-2012, 03:44 PM

As I'm driving on the interstate reading this nonsense thread I just saw a bumper sticker that said "you can't be anti-zombie and pro-life". Wtf does that mean???

**yannick35** · 01-27-2012, 04:02 PM

I'd love to tell you that i am gay but i have been with my girlfriend for 7 years, and i think i am starting to love her very much.

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

As I'm driving on the interstate reading this nonsense thread I just saw a bumper sticker that said "you can't be anti-zombie and pro-life". Wtf does that mean???

Exactly!!!! I don't have a clue what ANY of it means!!

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-27-2012, 04:58 PM

**JD250** · 01-27-2012, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by yannick35

I'd love to tell you that i am gay but i have been with my girlfriend for 7 years, and i think i am starting to love her very much.

Holy Krist yannick!!!! Have you been injecting directly into your brain again??

**yannick35** · 01-27-2012, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by JD250

Holy Krist yannick!!!! Have you been injecting directly into your brain again??

Yeah i wanted to try that zombie stuff, it was the only way JD250 the only way.... i am better now i have the image of my GF ass in my head LOL can't wait to get home from work.

**keep fightin** · 01-27-2012, 05:24 PM

Damm! can't believe it but you guys actually made this a great thread, informative and entertaining! JD250 is rightly addressing all of our concern,yannick! are you injecting directly in to your brain again?? any conversation with Kate Beckensale in it is good..

**Vettester** · 01-27-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

As I'm driving on the interstate reading this nonsense thread I just saw a bumper sticker that said "you can't be anti-zombie and pro-life". Wtf does that mean???

It means that it would be morally wrong for a zombie to get an abortion.

**Vettester** · 01-27-2012, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by yannick35

I'd love to tell you that i am gay but i have been with my girlfriend for 7 years, and i think i am starting to love her very much.

You just made it on DSM's list! Your arse will look like a zombie before this is through!

**Hoggage_54** · 01-27-2012, 06:13 PM

You guys need to watch The Walking Dead, awesome tv show on AMC... Great actors, story, and it's not just a bunch of people killing zombies... zombies are not that common in the show, at least in season 1... the show is more about the survival aspect and the relationships between people dealing with a doomsday scenario.

**Vettester** · 01-27-2012, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

You guys need to watch The Walking Dead, awesome tv show on AMC... Great actors, story, and it's not just a bunch of people killing zombies... zombies are not that common in the show, at least in season 1... the show is more about the survival aspect and the relationships between people dealing with a doomsday scenario.

Yes, agreed! It's at the top of my DVR list of program to record. I think it starts back up in a few weeks. I think things are going to start getting real ugly for Shane!

**The Bear 79** · 01-27-2012, 07:05 PM

I've always been amused by The Evil Dead & The Evil Dead Part 2. Check em out if you get a chance, I think they were made back in the 70's or 80's they're still pretty good for a luagh.

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-27-2012, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Damn, maybe I should reconsider my hatred for zombies.

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

I've always been amused by The Evil Dead & The Evil Dead Part 2. Check em out if you get a chance, I think they were made back in the 70's or 80's they're still pretty good for a luagh.

They're alright, but I'm partial to The Army of Darkness.

**DeadlyD** · 01-27-2012, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

You guys need to watch The Walking Dead, awesome tv show on AMC... Great actors, story, and it's not just a bunch of people killing zombies... zombies are not that common in the show, at least in season 1... the show is more about the survival aspect and the relationships between people dealing with a doomsday scenario.

Fav show right now!!!.....

**DeadlyD** · 01-27-2012, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by The Bear 79

I've always been amused by The Evil Dead & The Evil Dead Part 2. Check em out if you get a chance, I think they were made back in the 70's or 80's they're still pretty good for a luagh.

What about the 3rd one "Army of darkness"!?!? That was the best one!

**DeadlyD** · 01-27-2012, 07:34 PM

What is the protein per gram of human brain?

**The Bear 79** · 01-27-2012, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by DeadlyD

What about the 3rd one "Army of darkness"!?!? That was the best one!

Honestly, I didn't know there was a 3rd one! I'm gona look it up right now & see if I can download it.

**Black** · 01-27-2012, 08:41 PM

Evil Dead series is great. I don't know how one couldn't like Bruce Campbell.

**Hoggage_54** · 01-27-2012, 08:45 PM

**The Bear 79** · 01-27-2012, 08:48 PM

I recognize the face but cant think of the name^^^^^^^That's one hard body hottie right there!!!

**BBrian** · 01-27-2012, 09:04 PM

I recently taught myself Alternative Biological Engineering and Experimental Kinesiology, consequently awarding myself with a PhD in Undead Reanimification & Virulent Carelessness. As a graduation present, I created a batch of highly-contagious zombies and have undergone months of testing, experimentation and biological alterations in an attempt to create the super soldier. Some people think I'm crazy, but the world's most powerful militaries will pay me a fortune when my genius comes into fruition and is realized. At any rate I figured my colleagues here could lend some creative ideas, and you certainly haven't let me down. Thanks so much.

**Hoggage_54** · 01-27-2012, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by BBrian

I recently taught myself Alternative Biological Engineering and Experimental Kinesiology, consequently awarding myself with a PhD in Undead Reanimification & Virulent Carelessness. As a graduation present, I created a batch of highly-contagious zombies and have undergone months of testing, experimentation and biological alterations in an attempt to create the super soldier. Some people think I'm crazy, but the world's most powerful militaries will pay me a fortune when my genius comes into fruition and is realized. At any rate I figured my colleagues here could lend some creative ideas, and you certainly haven't let me down. Thanks so much.