Cant sleep.

**Eddie_m63** · 01-28-2012, 03:52 AM

This is F-Up I can't sleep....whyyyyyyyyyyyy? Was able to talk to a friend for an hour and she felt asleep on the phone lol...

**BuffBuffalo** · 01-28-2012, 05:11 AM

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

**Times Roman** · 01-28-2012, 08:11 AM

My daughter is thinking about training her cat so she can take it for a walk

**DSM4Life** · 01-28-2012, 09:24 AM

i just took a dump.

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-29-2012, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

HAHAHAHHAHA

Rub one out bro and be glad you aren't me. I've made a pact to stop JOing til I f- a new girl. First wet dream at 12 asleep and thinking about Pamela Anderson from Baywatch. First actual orgasm at 17 about 20 seconds after I stuck it in a girl for the first time. First JO session age 18 when I was ****ing around with condoms trying one on in the bathroom to make sure I was doing it right. Since that moment averaging 1-6 times a day.. Now we see how long I can go without.

**Sailor Moon** · 01-30-2012, 12:27 PM

sleepy time tea?

**Razor** · 01-30-2012, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

i just took a dump.

And Im going to go take one as well
I feel for you bro I didnt sleep a second last night....sorry

**Eddie_m63** · 01-30-2012, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Razr.

And Im going to go take one as well
I feel for you bro I didnt sleep a second last night....sorry

Is just f-up to be up at 3am, perhaps is because I stay in the cough all day lol, the only exercise I get is at the gym.

**Razor** · 01-30-2012, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Eddie_m63

Is just f-up to be up at 3am, perhaps is because I stay in the cough all day lol, the only exercise I get is at the gym.

Dude I got 0 as in zero sleep. Went to the gym and still awake, something is wrong with me too. I feel your pain.
I guess my body will shut down when it needs to. I cant make myself sleep. its just something that is supposed to happen

**crazy_rocks** · 02-08-2012, 07:53 PM

use alteril. its natural. i woke up putting things in weird places after my first night though.

**Razor** · 02-08-2012, 08:27 PM

Dude I went into the hospital cause I went 36 hours without sleep and two weeks of little to none, I feel your pain,
I am really sorry your in pain, not sleeping ruins my life. I feel your pain
I am on seroquel, prazosin, Epitol and hydroxyzine to get me stabile and sleeping
I dont want to be on them, but its the only way.

**Times Roman** · 02-08-2012, 08:44 PM

jet lag from afghanistan to california...

23 hours actual flight time
48 hours travel time
actual sleep maybe 2 or 3 hours
time to recovery about a week

ya gotta love jet lag!!!

**Razor** · 02-08-2012, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

jet lag from afghanistan to california...

23 hours actual flight time
48 hours travel time
actual sleep maybe 2 or 3 hours
time to recovery about a week

ya gotta love jet lag!!!

And how do you feel? Like shit? Are you OC?

**Times Roman** · 02-08-2012, 08:50 PM

Feel fine now, it's been over a week.

OC?

**Razor** · 02-08-2012, 08:55 PM

On cycle

**Times Roman** · 02-08-2012, 09:11 PM

I was off cycle, and just started a new cycle today....

(chuckles.... OC)

**cherrydrpepper** · 02-08-2012, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

This cracked me the f up again so epic

**Razor** · 02-08-2012, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I was off cycle, and just started a new cycle today....

(chuckles.... OC)

Lol, you should be feeling good!

**jasc** · 02-09-2012, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

Has to be one of the best posts I've seen on here.. good shit man.. F'n hilarious

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 11:49 AM

Eddie did you sleep last night?

**Eddie_m63** · 02-09-2012, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by Razr.

Eddie did you sleep last night?

Back to normal lol, how about you?

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 04:09 PM

Yea, woke up at 430, pinned 3iu, went back to sleep.
Had to take meds though last night, what about you?

**xelnaga** · 02-09-2012, 05:26 PM

Tylenol PM for me- I don't mess around with my sleep. I hate taking a pill but if I don't get back on track right away I can go weeks sleeping 2-4 hour intervals.

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by xelnaga

Tylenol PM for me- I don't mess around with my sleep. I hate taking a pill but if I don't get back on track right away I can go weeks sleeping 2-4 hour intervals.

I wish that did the trick my cocktail the docs gave me is 600mg seroquel, 200mg Epitol, 50mg Hydrozyzine and 1mg of prazosin.
If that does not do it, I throw 2mg of clonopin on it.

**slfmade** · 02-09-2012, 05:51 PM

I just read any of Razr's relationship threads and that does the trick for me! lolololololol

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

I just read any of Razr's relationship threads and that does the trick for me! lolololololol

Your dead!

**slfmade** · 02-09-2012, 06:07 PM

Now that wasn't very nice was it?

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-09-2012, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Razr.

I wish that did the trick my cocktail the docs gave me is 600mg seroquel, 200mg Epitol, 50mg Hydrozyzine and 1mg of prazosin.
If that does not do it, I throw 2mg of clonopin on it.

Have you tried Ambien ever? and how did it compare to that?

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Have you tried Ambien ever? and how did it compare to that?

Childsplay, and a weak benzo at best. Ambien is for civilians who say "oh I missed a night of sleep, what do I do"
My cocktail is some hardcore shit man.

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-09-2012, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Razr.

Childsplay, and a weak benzo at best. Ambien is for civilians who say "oh I missed a night of sleep, what do I do"
My cocktail is some hardcore shit man.

How are the female forums?

And was that the reason you couldn't sleep? You were a woman stuck in a man's body.

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

How are the female forums?

And was that the reason you couldn't sleep? You were a woman stuck in a man's body.

How rude

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-09-2012, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Razr.

How rude

That's unbecoming of a lady!

**slfmade** · 02-09-2012, 08:36 PM

It's alright. You don't want to go to the "Female Only" forum anyway. My girl tells me the only they ever do over there is post nude pictures of themselves and apparently they're all a bunch of those sex crazed supermodel (which a touch of innocence) types. So....Really. Who the hell wants to be in that forum.

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

It's alright. You don't want to go to the "Female Only" forum anyway. My girl tells me the only they ever do over there is post nude pictures of themselves and apparently they're all a bunch of those sex crazed supermodel (which a touch of innocence) types. So....Really. Who the hell wants to be in that forum.

Yes I want to go there, but someone made me a female member without giving me access. sigh...

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-09-2012, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

It's alright. You don't want to go to the "Female Only" forum anyway. My girl tells me the only they ever do over there is post nude pictures of themselves and apparently they're all a bunch of those sex crazed supermodel (which a touch of innocence) types. So....Really. Who the hell wants to be in that forum.

ohhhh? Can I sign on as your girl every now and then and check it out?

**slfmade** · 02-09-2012, 08:53 PM

Sure.

Username: BrownGirl
Password: Suckerrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

**Honkey_Kong** · 02-09-2012, 08:55 PM

How many broads are active on this site anyways?

**Razor** · 02-09-2012, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

How many broads are active on this site anyways?

Just me

**slfmade** · 02-09-2012, 09:05 PM

The only ones I ever really see posts from are...Slimmer, Sexy4, BrownGirl, GirlyGymrat, Iamdetermined, and sometimes PPC and Ms Magoo. And now of course Razr.

There's a few others that just started but those are the more known ones. So I guess 8

**BrownGirl** · 02-09-2012, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

The only ones I ever really see posts from are...Slimmer, Sexy4, BrownGirl, GirlyGymrat, Iamdetermined, and sometimes PPC and Ms Magoo. And now of course Razr.

There's a few others that just started but those are the more known ones. So I guess 8

^^ You forgot Kawigirl...