puppy on steroids..

[BigGuy90]

(Hypothetical question Well guys..most of you probable know your girlfriend wants a puppy. So you get it for her and you start to realize that puppy has little man syndrome and thinks it can bark at you or any dog it wants. If anything comes near it, obviously it will flea. So since it is a puppy already and I cant stunt its growth since its so small, I might as well make it a mostrous puppy right? All that being said hes only 7 years old in dog years..should I wait till he is at the right age of 28 so I don't mess with his dick, or should I just give that little bugger 400mgs of test E? He would be 25 lbs solid!

[doxmaster]

Sure go for it you could even add tren to the cycle so it increases both its bark and its bite although I heard deca works better in dogs. lol

[SexySweetheart]

steriod puppy ...waiting for his protien shake! lol Attachment 119880

[BigGuy90]

lmao that is a big dog..I was thinking a 1 foot long puppy could be freakishly huge also..screw it why not, just give him some test, tren , deca and dbol !

[Noles12]

The funny thing is i have seen this question on here before and he was completely serious

[Honkey_Kong]

The funny thing is i have seen this question on here before and he was completely serious

I don't doubt it one bit, Noles. In dog fighting circles, it's very common to be putting your dogs on juice. It's not like they're drug testing the dogs before the fights and the fight is gambling driven. Not that I do that sort of shit or anything.

[auslifta]

I hope this is a joke.

[Dr Pepper]

I hope this is a joke.

You and me both

[Honkey_Kong]

You and me both

You two have been around for a while. You know what kind of sick ****s go on the internet.

[Razor]

People get twisted, the see cows getting roid'd up..hey why not my dog..bad idea.
Mans best friend, you wouldn't want to hurt your best friend would you?

[gixxerboy1]

i really hope you are joking.

but my dog did get into my d-bols once

[Sailor Moon]

this makes me a little sad I hope youre kidding. what if he likes being small!

[JohnnyVegas]

Sounds like the dog is barking because of insecurity. I would make sure he is socialized with both people and other dogs. Dog parks are great for this. Also, get that little beast some training. Even Pet Smart has good training, because it is simple and relies on you doing the "homework" more than a truly talented trainer.

Regarding steroids , I would make sure his growth plates are closed and his endocrine system is fully developed first...and make sure his BF is low enough.

[jasc]

When is a dogs hpta fully developed?

If a human's is 25 and 1 human yr = 7 dog years.. is it safe to assume a dog can safely begin a cycle at 3 1/2 yrs old?

What would a beginner cycle for a Boxer/German Shepard look like?

Stats:
3 yrs old, female, 45lbs, ectomorph, bf unknown.
Training exp: Excersizes outside 7days/week with moderate tug-of-war nightly.
Diet: Well-balanced high-end dog food 7 days/week with a rawhide/tripe cheat day on sundays
Goal: build mass, lean bulk

[gixxerboy1]

this makes me a little sad I hope youre kidding. what if he likes being small!

mt dog loves being small. He slips under the covers and gets to sleep between a bunch of hot girls legs

[Honkey_Kong]

i really hope you are joking.

but my dog did get into my d-bols once

You let your dog do an oral only cycle? You gave him some Nolva at least, right?

[gixxerboy1]

You let your dog do an oral only cycle? You gave him some Nolva at least, right?

little bastard helped himself to my stash. I left my safe open. He went in and got the bad of d-bols. When i came home
they were all over the floor.

[Honkey_Kong]

little bastard helped himself to my stash. I left my safe open. He went in and got the bad of d-bols. When i came home
they were all over the floor.

You didn't notice any roid rage did you?

[gixxerboy1]

You didn't notice any roid rage did you?

he was humping the cat alot more

[Honkey_Kong]

he was humping the cat alot more

So it got him more pu$sy. It couldn't have been all bad.

[JD250]

I know an idiot that did juice a Terrier once, he was a fine specimen but that fvcker was out of his head, I don't know what happens in the mind of a dog on juice but this one was the craziest unpredictable mean ass SOB I have ever had the displeasure of being around. Did I mention the guy was a freakin moron. In my mind it's cruel.

[Honkey_Kong]

I know an idiot that did juice a Terrier once, he was a fine specimen but that fvcker was out of his head, I don't know what happens in the mind of a dog on juice but this one was the craziest unpredictable mean ass SOB I have ever had the displeasure of being around. Did I mention the guy was a freakin moron. In my mind it's cruel.

He probably did other things to abuse the dog. Some people just shouldn't own animals.

[lovbyts]

OP, you would have less opposition if you had suggested juicing your kid or girlfriend/wife. LOL

[Honkey_Kong]

OP, you would have less opposition if you had suggested juicing your kid or girlfriend/wife. LOL

The kid did want to play little league.......

[marcus300]

Your dog deserves a better more stable owner.

[DSM4Life]

I inject my fish at home

[BigGuy90]

You guys I was just totally kidding lol but thanks for all the laughs and great pics