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  1. 02-11-2012, 09:40 AM #1
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    could have turned into a good porno

    i get up this morning and take my dog for a walk then come in an jump in the shower. I go into the kitchen and the wife is sleeping on the couch. I dont know why she would get out of bed and move to the couch. Anyway i get something to drink and go into the bed room to get dressed and my wife is sleeping in bed. WTF?

    There was some random girl on the couch sleeping. She must have walked in while i was in the shower and i left the door unlocked. I wake up the wife. And go to the girl and wake her up. She keeps arguing its cool ill just stay on the couch. My wife is freaking i think she is going to kill this girl. The girl wouldnt leave. I had to pick her up and carry her out of the apartment.

    I should have just went up to her on the couch woke her up and dropped my towel to see what would happen. lol
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    Wtf? Did your wife know her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Wtf? Did your wife know her?
    no neither of us have ever seen her before. She must have walked out of some other apartment and got lost and wandered into mine.lol
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    That is some crazy sht right there. what if she was a psycho killer or if it wasnt even a she that randomly walked in? You must have a very friendly dog for it not to flip out over a stranger in the house.
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    You've got some strange shit that has happenened to you man. You should write a book or do a blog like that Tucker Max guy, at least make some money off it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by androbolic_09 View Post
    That is some crazy sht right there. what if she was a psycho killer or if it wasnt even a she that randomly walked in? You must have a very friendly dog for it not to flip out over a stranger in the house.
    my dog hates guys loves girls. My dog was laying on the couch with her. If it was a guy he would have freaked.
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    You shoulda taped that shhit
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    Quote Originally Posted by androbolic_09 View Post
    That is some crazy sht right there. what if she was a psycho killer or if it wasnt even a she that randomly walked in? You must have a very friendly dog for it not to flip out over a stranger in the house.
    you are right. I wasnt really freaked at the time considering it was a 110lb girl. But yea could have been alot worse. More freaked cause my wife was there. She is pretty scarred about the whole thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    You shoulda taped that shhit
    i was hoping it was an early v-day gift from the wife. Guess not
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    haha you coulda slipped it in while she was asleep, and if your wife came down just be like OH SH!T!! THIS AINT YOU!?!?!?! lmao
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    Was she HOT?

    Ive had the drop the towel idea in front of my sisters mates loads of times haha
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    I just un-locked the door to my apartment.
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    I knew a girl who was a complete drunkard. One night she drove home drunk, got home, and went to bed. She woke up and realized she wasnt in her house... Came down the stairs to find a young family eating breakfast.
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    best things always happen to others! Honestly i would have thrown her ass out to after checking is was worth a shot maybe call my bro over and give him an early pressy! lolz
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    holy fuk!

    can you imagine? lights off, thinking it was your woman, so you come over to the sofa, give her a smooch, she rolls over, you start making out.....

    ...and then the lights snap on! Your woman sees you in the arms of this unknown lady, you are thinking she is your woman, your woman is thinking you are sneaking a quickie with some ho....

    ........it would be IMPOSSIBLE to explain that one away!!!!!
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    AYE YO B!TCH! IMA CRASH ON YO SOFA!!! im mean seriously, who the hell wanders into someones house, and says, hmm ima snooze on their sofa. surely they wont mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by androbolic_09
    haha you coulda slipped it in while she was asleep, and if your wife came down just be like OH SH!T!! THIS AINT YOU!?!?!?! lmao
    haha! Don't think that would work
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    Maybe she was part of a stenographer convention looking to give dicktation. And you didn't even get any lip service. Bummer..lol
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    most likely she was drunk and wandered into the wrong place
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    most likely she was drunk and wandered into the wrong place
    had to be. She was in sweat pants and a wife beater. She must have thought it was a different building. Must have been a good night considering this was at 9 am
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    LMao, Gixer not only have you a minter wife but you have random women coming into your appt and sleeping on your couch what do you be up to
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    That's wild man. Closest I've come to that is when I lived in a high rise and there were a couple times when people walked into my apt thinking they were on another floor. I did it a couple times as well.
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    I used to wake up and not know who's house I was in......don't judge me, it was the 80s....I think.
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    So what exactly did your wife say? Was she swearing in 3 different languages ready to kick some ass or just mildly concerned?
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    I'm gonna need the girl's stats and her rating on a 1 - 10 scale before I can fully assess the situation...

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    A picture would save a lot of typing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    I used to wake up and not know who's house I was in......don't judge me, it was the 80s....I think.
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    Dear Lord, please have a strange girl sleeping on our couch tomorrow when I wake up.
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    Have you seen her since then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmySidewalk View Post
    You shoulda taped that shhit
    taped or tapped?
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    To strange but several would be an afterthought. If she was that drunk or??? what happened to her once you put her outside? It may not be your responsibility unless she ended up getting hurt in some way and a jury found you responsible in some way for not calling police or???

    She may be a random drunk or druggie or someone who was drugged or just over did it and it was a one time deal.

    Lesson learned, Keep your door locked for your womans safety if nothing else.

    I can totally imagine how you would feel after seeing her on the couch and then your wife in bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13 View Post
    Have you seen her since then?
    nope never saw her again

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    To strange but several would be an afterthought. If she was that drunk or??? what happened to her once you put her outside? It may not be your responsibility unless she ended up getting hurt in some way and a jury found you responsible in some way for not calling police or???

    She may be a random drunk or druggie or someone who was drugged or just over did it and it was a one time deal.

    Lesson learned, Keep your door locked for your womans safety if nothing else.

    I can totally imagine how you would feel after seeing her on the couch and then your wife in bed.
    I never thought of me being responsible if something happened. And i wouldnt want to see anything happen to the girl.
    I think if i would have tried to take care of her and make sure she got where she was going the wife would have been pissed.
    I thought of calling the cops. She seemed harmless and just fvcked up. I didnt want to see her get arrested.
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    should have gotten it on your phones camera..would have been pretty funny to see...is your wife pissed you thought a complete stranger was her??
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    should have gotten it on your phones camera..would have been pretty funny to see...is your wife pissed you thought a complete stranger was her??
    no she isnt pissed. I just really saw a body on the couch. Didn't really look. Really who else would have i thought it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    no she isnt pissed. I just really saw a body on the couch. Didn't really look. Really who else would have i thought it was.
    now we know how to infiltrate your house!
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    Hmmm...that's some weird chit.

    This used to happen to me when i was in college....ALL THE TIME! I'd wake up....a chick on the couch...another on the floor...and one in the Bed.

    Ahh...them were the days Man!
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    But in college that's acceptable lol
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    Yeah i know...that's why i stayed for 6 yrs. Picked up 3 degrees...and didn't want to face the Real World (fck that chit).

    But alas...i ran out of money...and had to face reality (sigh).

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