Do babies float?

**Nathan** · 04-09-2003, 12:04 AM

Seriously, what kind of buoyancy are we talking about here? I imagine they'd float much like terds do. Well, at the very least their huge heads must float. I mean, let's be reasonable here.

**peam** · 04-09-2003, 12:09 AM

Well, please do not try this out.... I don't want to see any news reports about a baby who drowned because of a guy high on opium or whatever you smoke and his curiosity!

**Nathan** · 04-09-2003, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by peam
Well, please do not try this out.... I don't want to see any news reports about a baby who drowned because of a guy high on opium or whatever you smoke and his curiosity!

I don't smoke opium. I probably would if I could find some, but I can't so there.

Plus, I have no babies at my disposal so my theory will have to go untested for at least a while.
Finally, I can't help but notice that you seem to think very little of me. I assure you, though, that I am every bit the wonderful, caring and attractive man that CYCLEON pretends to be.

**peam** · 04-09-2003, 12:31 AM

lol..... I don't know you... so I don't think little of you. Your comments are interesting... to say the least. Perhaps if I read something you wrote that wasn't completely off the wall I would think of you as more intelligent. I don't know you though, so I honestly don't think anything of you... just enjoy your amusing comments... "bro".

**monstercojones** · 04-09-2003, 02:14 AM

how do you make a baby float???

take your foot off its head.

**monstercojones** · 04-09-2003, 02:17 AM

thats just a joke, im sorry... but im one of those people who gets the humor of dead baby jokes, because i realize that horrible things wont really happen just b/c i tell a joke. sorry if that offends anyone.

**roch** · 04-09-2003, 03:31 AM

if you leave their diapers on they'll absorb so much water theyl look like the ss minow. my babies float.

**BigGreen** · 04-09-2003, 05:13 AM

Originally posted by Nathan

Plus, I have no babies at my disposal so my theory will have to go untested for at least a while.

Since there's no source posting I have to be careful here, but (wink wink) IF i were looking for babies for experimental reasons, I would go to a website that rhymes with babiesforresearchpurposes.DOM

**Red Ketchup** · 04-09-2003, 07:50 AM

If you put them in rootbeer or chream soda, with a little bit of ice cream, babies make really good floats...

Red

**jeffylyte** · 04-09-2003, 09:49 AM

hmmm, lets try an experiment. some of my ex-gf's think I'm a baby (atleast thats what they called me...oh, baby!) I sink. so I think the answer is no. on the other hand, shit sometimes floats, and baby's are full of shit, so they may float after all.

i always love nathan's posts!

**peam** · 04-09-2003, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
If you put them in rootbeer or chream soda, with a little bit of ice cream, babies make really good floats...

Red

**monstercojones** · 04-09-2003, 11:34 AM

who likes dead baby jokes? PM me.

**Nathan** · 04-09-2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by monstercojones
who likes dead baby jokes? PM me.

I find pretty much anything and everything morbid to be funny. Having said that, you are so the evil bastard.

***Cycleon*** · 04-09-2003, 06:20 PM

Nathan, if perhaps you could fool peam into thinking you were remotely attractive or intelligent (blindfold her and drug her or give her "bottle glasses"), mabe she could assist you in the "baby aquisition" thing

**peam** · 04-09-2003, 06:25 PM

blindfold me?

wait a second... nevermind.....

**Sigmund Froid** · 04-09-2003, 06:29 PM

Actually if you throw a newborn baby into a swimming pool, it will remember how to hold its breath and swim. You have to do this under supervision, but the child will survive full immersion.

-SF

**peam** · 04-09-2003, 07:00 PM

yeah... I know a woman who gave birth in a hot tub... and yes... it was full of water.

**Red Ketchup** · 04-09-2003, 07:13 PM

Hmmm placenta soup!

**monstercojones** · 04-09-2003, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
Hmmm placenta soup!

EWWWWW

**Nathan** · 04-09-2003, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by CYCLEON
Nathan, if perhaps you could fool peam into thinking you were remotely attractive or intelligent (blindfold her and drug her or give her "bottle glasses"), mabe she could assist you in the "baby aquisition" thing

I am like, way better than you.