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    I wonder if drugs hurt your brain

    I'm sure I'm still as sharp as a whip...even though whips aren't overly sharp to begin with. I just walk right into them don't I? I pretty much set myself up for a verbal ass-kicking, and rather then hit backspace, I point out my own stupidity to you and pretty much ask you to put me out of my misery. That's pretty much the magnitude of my genius. Anyways, yeah, drugs good, brain bad. I'm not mentally retarded or anything I swear.

    I wish my penis were also a lighter. How much would that rule? Some hot bitch coming up to you and asking for a light, only to be greeted by my over-sized member being held up to her face. I would proceed to expel fire from my urethra, thus lighting her cigarette as well as her proverbial inner fire of lust, all in one swift, decisive action. I'm a weird kid aren't I?

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    where do you come up with these thoughts??? oh wait are you smoking nathan ??

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    Originally posted by jarrett
    where do you come up with these thoughts??? oh wait are you smoking nathan ??
    No, I'm totally sober. I'm just always a little off I guess. Good imagination matbe? I dunno, you tell me.

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    oh gawd the drugs have gone to your brain.. looks like we are gunna have to proceed with the labatame

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    i definitely agree about the penis as a lighter being sweet...of course less endowed dudes would hate it, but those of us fortunate enough to be well hung would definitely make out pretty well

    however imagine the pencilneck 5'2 95 pound guy whipping out the shlong-lighter and having a member like ron jeremy...the playing field would be more even for guys like him competing with those of us who are chiseled and great in stature...'twoud be a double edged sword.

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    i nwoujld harw itr. im irish, irish curse, t sucks. but i get aslot mof use otoutnof it anyway./

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    Originally posted by monstercojones
    i nwoujld harw itr. im irish, irish curse, t sucks. but i get aslot mof use otoutnof it anyway./
    Gotcha. Yiu and I should really get together and come up with a new language we can easily implement while messed up. It'll be good I promise.

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    Originally posted by jarrett
    where do you come up with these thoughts??? oh wait are you smoking nathan ??
    Nathan is one of those truly rare individuals whose ramblings are actually less coherant when he is sober than not

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    drugs dont hurt your brain. im as sharp as a the noodle in my doodle!

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    Originally posted by symatech
    drugs dont hurt your brain. im as sharp as a the noodle in my doodle!
    Good answer.

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    Originally posted by Nathan


    Gotcha. Yiu and I should really get together and come up with a new language we can easily implement while messed up. It'll be good I promise.


    yea dude, sounds good. PM me your screen name for AIM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    I'm sure I'm still as sharp as a whip...even though whips aren't overly sharp to begin with. I just walk right into them don't I? I pretty much set myself up for a verbal ass-kicking, and rather then hit backspace, I point out my own stupidity to you and pretty much ask you to put me out of my misery. That's pretty much the magnitude of my genius. Anyways, yeah, drugs good, brain bad. I'm not mentally retarded or anything I swear.

    I wish my penis were also a lighter. How much would that rule? Some hot bitch coming up to you and asking for a light, only to be greeted by my over-sized member being held up to her face. I would proceed to expel fire from my urethra, thus lighting her cigarette as well as her proverbial inner fire of lust, all in one swift, decisive action. I'm a weird kid aren't I?

    This guys my hero

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    I think with that last post, you already answered your own question!!!!

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    I swear, the highlight of my day...reading nathan's posts...

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    Nathan is the MAN!!!! (though a strange one)

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