Get ripped quick!!!!!

[Times Roman]

Ok. I'll bite. So i'm sitting there eating my 4 eggs and oats bfast, staring at my kids muscle mag, and decide to read this "paid by sponsor" article. So let's unlock the "secrets" of how I can get ripped quick, shall we?

manage your carb intake - OK.... already doing this

lower your estrogen and bump your test levels - i'm on trt, so my test levels are already bumped, still need to check my e levels though

reduce your caloric intake - ok, i'm hip. getting "ripped" is like a cutting diet, no issues there

stimulate your metabolic rate - yep. already doing lots of cardio, but wait! the article tells me that this is yet another reason i need to bump my test levels

increase your calorie expenditure - yep, cardio and weight lifting both do this


Now I'm in a funk. I do everything as prescribed by this article, yet my physique does not resemble the physique presented in the article, with the six pack abs. oh wait! I now know what i'm doing wrong!!! I'm not shelling over the cash for their A-HD product "Testosterone Booster* (not evaluated by the FDA) and androgenic/estrogenic modulator.

Well, dip me in shit! Hells yeah i wanna get rippped quick!!!! who do i give my cash to?

[JohnnyVegas]

Well, dip me in shit! Hells yeah i wanna get rippped quick!!!! who do i give my cash to?

Don't they tell you who to send your money too at the bottom of the page??? If not, they suck at marketing.

Don't over think it. Just send your money to whoever the sponsor of that page is and you will get ripped. Hella quick.

[Honkey_Kong]

Ok. I'll bite. So i'm sitting there eating my 4 eggs and oats bfast, staring at my kids muscle mag, and decide to read this "paid by sponsor" article. So let's unlock the "secrets" of how I can get ripped quick, shall we?

manage your carb intake - OK.... already doing this

lower your estrogen and bump your test levels - i'm on trt, so my test levels are already bumped, still need to check my e levels though

reduce your caloric intake - ok, i'm hip. getting "ripped" is like a cutting diet, no issues there

stimulate your metabolic rate - yep. already doing lots of cardio, but wait! the article tells me that this is yet another reason i need to bump my test levels

increase your calorie expenditure - yep, cardio and weight lifting both do this


Now I'm in a funk. I do everything as prescribed by this article, yet my physique does not resemble the physique presented in the article, with the six pack abs. oh wait! I now know what i'm doing wrong!!! I'm not shelling over the cash for their A-HD product "Testosterone Booster* (not evaluated by the FDA) and androgenic/estrogenic modulator.

Well, dip me in shit! Hells yeah i wanna get rippped quick!!!! who do i give my cash to?

Don't worry, TR. I'm thinking about making a supplement line that will naturally make you a hulk. Without the green skin of course. Just get your chequebook ready.

[Flier]

Imagine the kids and uneducated buying into these lies.
We should beat the crap out of them, and stuff them with their own garbage Foie Gras style.

[Times Roman]

the part that really bugs me is the claim they can do it "fast"

well, maybe if you define fast as in a couple of years or so?

[Kawigirl]

Ok. I'll bite. So i'm sitting there eating my 4 eggs and oats bfast, staring at my kids muscle mag, and decide to read this "paid by sponsor" article. So let's unlock the "secrets" of how I can get ripped quick, shall we?

manage your carb intake - OK.... already doing this

lower your estrogen and bump your test levels - i'm on trt, so my test levels are already bumped, still need to check my e levels though

reduce your caloric intake - ok, i'm hip. getting "ripped" is like a cutting diet, no issues there

stimulate your metabolic rate - yep. already doing lots of cardio, but wait! the article tells me that this is yet another reason i need to bump my test levels

increase your calorie expenditure - yep, cardio and weight lifting both do this


Now I'm in a funk. I do everything as prescribed by this article, yet my physique does not resemble the physique presented in the article, with the six pack abs. oh wait! I now know what i'm doing wrong!!! I'm not shelling over the cash for their A-HD product "Testosterone Booster* (not evaluated by the FDA) and androgenic/estrogenic modulator.

Well, dip me in shit! Hells yeah i wanna get rippped quick!!!! who do i give my cash to?

C.Gr******
1*3*-*7 street
Edmonton....

do you need my postal code as well?

[Times Roman]

C.Gr******
1*3*-*7 street
Edmonton....

do you need my postal code as well?

for you darlin, you'd have to be my personal trainer! =)

[BigBosanac]

the part that really bugs me is the claim they can do it "fast"

well, maybe if you define fast as in a couple of years or so?

Straight marketing there, today's kids/teens want everything yesterday. lol

[songdog]

They really need to step in and put a end to all the BS supps

[SEOINAGE]

Don't worry, TR. I'm thinking about making a supplement line that will naturally make you a hulk. Without the green skin of course. Just get your chequebook ready.

Can I have the green skin no extra charge?

[< <Samson> >]

They really need to step in and put a end to all the BS supps

I hear that. . . .

But, I guarantee that the BS Supp market makes way more money than the AAS market.

[Times Roman]

They really need to step in and put a end to all the BS supps

Who is "THEY"?

[< <Samson> >]

Who is "THEY"?

The Roman Empire

We are "they". If people buy it, they will sell it.

[lovbyts]

Proper photography and airbrush anyone can get ripped.

[Vettester]

Who is "THEY"?

If I had to guess, I'd say that "THEY" refers to more BIG Gov't.

So if we let "THEY" have their "SAY", then the only supplement we'll have is a multi vitamin, and "THEY" will tax that 1 trillion % so that "THEY" can keep their jobs and figure out more ways to "step in" for us. What "THEY" need to do is stay out of it, and "WE" the people need to start using our intelligence and common sense to figure out what works best for us.

[Flier]

Who is "THEY"?

Who are they? TR.....
I am
You are
He/She/It is
We are
They are

[Sgt. Hartman]

Who is "THEY"?

The FDA of course. The same FDA that just banned DMAA that's in jack3d and most pre workout supps.

[warchild]

hahaha sign me up. heres my money!

[Times Roman]

Proper photography and airbrush anyone can get ripped.

i think yer on to something here LB.

so instead of barbells plates, all i need is a camera and a photoshop program?

DAMN DUDE!!! You da' man!!!!

[Honkey_Kong]

Can I have the green skin no extra charge?

Nothing worth having is free.