post your jokes here, let's bring some smiles and laughs to the site

[Oxy_man]

How do you know when your girlfriend's been taking anabolic steroids?

When she flips you over and smashes you up the arse with her clitoris.

[Oxy_man]

I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis!
"Anabolic?"
"No, just a penis."

[Flier]

You really need to lay off the Oxy man!

[Razor]

I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis!
"Anabolic?"
"No, just a penis."

Damn how cool would that be to have an extra cock. For both holes or two girls at once or both

[decaDump]

How to get an instant 12 pack of abs with no sides!

"It's not what you gain, it's what you maintain." dD

[Times Roman]

wake me when it starts getting funny around here....

[Igifuno]

I just farted.

[rvca]

How do u know when u got a girl ready?

When u stick ur hand down her pants and it feels like feeding a horse

[JD250]

^^^^^ HOLY SHIT!!!!! You need to find a new girlfriend and some penicillin bro!!!!

[Times Roman]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Igifuno]

What does a pirate smoke?

[Renesis]

Whats the difference between a feminist and a Knife? Knife has a point.

[Igifuno]

What does a pirate smoke?

Seaweed.

[Igifuno]

Hey I just got a new car for my wife ...it was a good trade.

[cherrydrpepper]

Ok so this kid that comes on here gets tired of Razr shitting on his threads. He goes to Razr's hometown and meets him at this gay strip club called the Banana Hammock. Razr shows up with his crew getting lap dances, crotch to face, squeezing the biceps, VIP Lounge, the whole deal. The kid puts his finger on Razr's chest hes like "you son of a bitch, you shit on my thread in the AR Lounge." Razrs like "Whoa whoa dude I don't even know you whats this about." They start squaring off like in that movie Never Back Down. The kid goes "Names Vagina, and i'm tired of you're bullshit so I'm gonna shut you up". By this time none of the dudes are dancing and a crowd has started to surround them and people are taking bets. The kid shoves Razr and Razr throws a right hook that misses. The kid gets Razr in a headlock that he breaks out of and roundhouse kicks him. The kid gets back up. Razr goes to swing again and the kid lands a miracle uppercut that knocks Razr out cold.

A few minutes later Razr wakes up. People are exchanging money and he notices his friends have all made money on it. Pissed he asks "wtf bro, why are you guys betting against me?". His friends are like "Dude we known you almost 25 years. The kid said his names Vagina and we all know you aint never beat the ***** up."

[StickyNicky]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?











Roberto..

[Shol'va]

And the pig said...that's not mine either..bwahahahahahahhaaaa
Um sorry I don't know any jokes, just the punch lines....

[Zackery]

a New army captain was assigned to a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection he noticed a camel behind the mens tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That is why we have molly the camel'. The captain said: 'I cant say that I condone this, but I can understand about the urges, so the camel can stay'. About a month later the captain starts having his own urges. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the captain stands on the ladder, pulls down his pants and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he is done he asks the Sergeant: 'is this how the other men do it?'. The Sergeant says: 'no Sir... They usually ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are...'

[dooie]

Why is a giraffes neck so long?


Too reach its head

[Misery13]

for tr

wtf.

[Shol'va]

Hey dooie that's a dontie. You need to delete that pic of Justin Beiber completely naked. That might even be considered kiddie porn. No sense getting yourself banned over it. So just go in and delete it and if you don't know how ask a monitor to do it for you asap.

[dooie]

Hey dooie that's a dontie. You need to delete that pic of Justin Beiber completely naked. That might even be considered kiddie porn. No sense getting yourself banned over it. So just go in and delete it and if you don't know how ask a monitor to do it for you asap.

I can't delete it as im on the app, I msgd admin, they will take it down, it's not real, but I am sorry

[Thunderforge]

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?






Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan...

[jasc]

I can't delete it as im on the app, I msgd admin, they will take it down, it's not real, but I am sorry

Do a long click or whatever it's called (where you press n hold your finger on the screen for a sec) and you can edit your post

[Igifuno]

Dude I'm literally laughing my a$$ off right now. It all goes downhill from here. Lol

[JD250]

Two guys are walking down the street, one guy walks into a bar, the other one ducked.

[Igifuno]

How does a women scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist.

[Igifuno]

How does Calgarian tell if a chick is too fat to fvck?

When he pulls her pants down and her a$$ is still in them.

[Times Roman]

please delete the pic in cell #20

[fukngruvn]

wtf.

x2...

[gearbox]

One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator.

He stood up on the counter and anounced "If i stick my cock and balls into this gators mouth, let the gator shut his jaws and pull them out without a scratch on 'em you'll all buy me a drink."

The crowed looked up at the man and nodded with glee.

So the man whipped out his cock and balls and stuck them in the gators mouth then shut the gators jaws.

A few moments later he hit it on the head with a beer bottel and the gators mouth flung open, he pulled his genitilia out without a scratch.

As he was collecting his first free drink he looked to the crowed and asked if anybody would like to try.

A hush blew over the crowed.

All of a sudden a hand shot up in the back." I would said the blonde lady if you promise not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle.

[Shol'va]

please delete the pic in cell #20

TR he is trying but needs assistance so send the message on to Admin to please delete it unless you have the codes to do it. I'm surprised it's still here. Somebody is slipping...lol Where is Marcus when we need him? That man's on top of everything except his last date....

[>Good Luck<]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why you shaking, she's gonna eat me not you!

[auswest]

[dooie]

Still not deleted, msgd admin and mornings happened, sorry guys!! I can't delete photos in my post on the iPhone or iPad and won't have a ess to a comp until Monday! Hope it gets fixed, sorry boys

[Igifuno]

Still not deleted, msgd admin and mornings happened, sorry guys!! I can't delete photos in my post on the iPhone or iPad and won't have a ess to a comp until Monday! Hope it gets fixed, sorry boys

At you sure you can't delete on the iPhone/iPad? Or at least edit and erase the link? I can do it on my iPhone. Just go to the down arrow like you're quoting a post and there should be an edit option on your own posts.

[cherrydrpepper]

Im half tempted to make a thread dedicated to the biebs and link this one lol

[BigBadWolf]

Keep your mama out my yard, and I'll keep my yard out ya mama!!

[dooie]

Cheers admin! Thanks for not banning me

[Igifuno]

Cheers admin! Thanks for not banning me

How could he with an avi like that?