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    Get your guns and flame throwers ready !!!!!!

    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...i_zombie_w.php

    OH HELL NO !!!!! We about to get eaten

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    Fvck zombies high on cocaine and lsd (cocks shotgun) its go time

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    My buddy is a huge farmer, we already plan on using the silos and combines to fight back, been planning this for a long time! I hope in November a zombie apocalypse really happens!

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    That's ****ed up. Wonder what the dude was on really. Think they'll publicize the autopsy?

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    Those after photos were insane. My money is on bath salts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Those after photos were insane. My money is on bath salts.
    I would assume some type of hallucinogenic as well. That's just psychotic.

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    Crack mixed with a psycodelic sent him into psycosis is what my money be on

    Doubt its any mephedrone or precusors (bath salts)

    You will most likely drop before they fvck your head that badly
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    welcome to miami
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    hilarious

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    Get your guns and flame throwers ready !!!!!!-miami-zombie-victim-omnomnom.jpg

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    Nice...

    Dude got a bad batch of Winnie!

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    BTW....i wonder what kinda dope the perp was on?

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    Funniest comment in the comment section IMO "Your problem, on the other hand, is a combination of DONT and KNOW SHIT."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcw View Post
    Nice...

    Dude got a bad batch of Winnie!
    And drank it....

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    the zombie still looked curiously human... something to keep in mind

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    No, the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, assures the CDC
    By Life's Little Mysteries Staff



    A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.

    The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
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    But what prompted the official reassurance?

    The questions started after an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by police while hungrily devouring the face of a homeless man. Eugene, who may have been high on " bath salts " at the time of his vicious attack, seemed impervious to the bullets entering his naked body until the moment he collapsed, police said.

    Then, on Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student in Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate and then eating his heart and parts of his brain. The cannibal's motives have not been explained. [Video: '5 Things I Learned from Living with Cannibals]

    Meanwhile, Canadian police are seeking Luka Rocco Magnotta, a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed and dismembered a young man, and then ate flesh from the corpse. He packaged and mailed other body parts to political offices in Ottawa.

    Okay, zombies may not really exist, but clearly the world has troubles enough as it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keep fightin
    the zombie still looked curiously human... something to keep in mind
    lmfao!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    No, the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, assures the CDC
    By Life's Little Mysteries Staff



    A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous' collective curiosity has even driven "zombie apocalypse" up to the No. 2 spot on Google's list of trending search terms. But don't worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.

    The flesh-eating living dead don't actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
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    But what prompted the official reassurance?

    The questions started after an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by police while hungrily devouring the face of a homeless man. Eugene, who may have been high on " bath salts " at the time of his vicious attack, seemed impervious to the bullets entering his naked body until the moment he collapsed, police said.

    Then, on Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student in Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate and then eating his heart and parts of his brain. The cannibal's motives have not been explained. [Video: '5 Things I Learned from Living with Cannibals]

    Meanwhile, Canadian police are seeking Luka Rocco Magnotta, a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed and dismembered a young man, and then ate flesh from the corpse. He packaged and mailed other body parts to political offices in Ottawa.

    Okay, zombies may not really exist, but clearly the world has troubles enough as it is.
    the cdc... really?? i'd like an accounting audit to determine how much money (my money) was spent on phone call #1 to meetings, and press statement in this regard..

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    the cdc... really?? i'd like an accounting audit to determine how much money (my money) was spent on phone call #1 to meetings, and press statement in this regard..

    Idiots..
    thay was my thought. They dont have better things to spend their time on.
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    The more people search for the word "zombie, cannibal, apocalypse, flesh-eating" etc the more results will turn up, and stories about such topics.

    That's how Google works, why do you think 2012 apocalypse blew up so much?

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